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Hello, my name is Rose Quartz Pie but you can just call my Rosie. My mother suddenly popped out of my toy box one day and handed me this blank book and quill. She said something about the ‘author’ wanting me to ‘entertain the viewers’ and disappeared back into the toy box. I have decided to write about my weird (and sometimes crazy) life as the daughter of the element of laughter, Pinkamena Diane Pie.