"Life in Equestria can be zetta boring. That's why Yours Truly decided to grace this radian-filled wasteland with my presence! Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approach. That's right! I own all of these annoying hectopascals! If only they'd stop badgering me about all that friendship stuff."

"These ponies are so zetta slow!"

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