Legend of Zelda: Friendship is Magic

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I guess its only fair I explain myself. I'm giving these 'pre-chapter reading' exercises because my English teacher says it's good to read, and my stories are not exactly novel material. I guess its also because I promised longer chapter, and this is a way to cheat you guys out of a good story.

Plus I'm not a nice person! Did the previous pre-chapter reading mean NOTHING to you?

Oh, you wanted to know why I'm angry at you....

It's because...

Link awoke, half expecting to be a deku scrub again. To his surprise, he was still human with a large circular welt on his leg.

"How did that get there?" he thought aloud.

"Sorry."

Link turned to see Twilight standing there with one of her front leg doubled over the other in a manner that would be impossible for any horse back in Hyrule.

"I was hoping to hoof you awake."

"It's alright, suga'cube," he responded with a mock Applejack accent. His falsetto was terrible, failing him near the end.

Twilight flinched. "Well," she coughed away the awkwardness, "let's have Spike make us dinner."

Link looked out the window to find it was late twilight. He had always had a connection with the twilight, although he couldn't quite explain how or why.

"I can cook." Although it was never seen in-game, he was a master chef.

"Alright, you sure you know what your doing?" Unaware that he had never seen a stove before in his life.

"Positive."

The fireponies were barely able to stop the fire before it reached any books. Putting the library in a tree made of entirely flammable materiel was not the smartest choice the town had ever made.

"Come on Twili!"

Twilight glared at him.

"Pleeeeease!"

She turned away in a pouting motion.

"I'm sorry!"

"Oh, so its all better now?"

"Well,..."

"No. I still have no kitchen, and no bed." Her bedroom had also been burned, along with her bathroom. It was now just a collection of books.

"There's nowhere else you could go? No one will let you sleep in their house?"

Twilight flinched at 'no one', "First of all, if your going to be staying in Equestria, you have to say everypony. Secondly, I wouldn't NEED to stay somewhere else if it weren't for YOU!!" She was screaming at him by the end of her sentence.

Link opened his mouth to argue, but was interrupted by an evil hackle behind him. A familiar hackle.

He turned and grabbed for his sword, only to find he had left it in the now smoking tree.

"Are you going to play fair this time?" the floating, yellow pegasi asked, possessed by the purple mask on her face. It continued to laugh and started shaking.

"Fluttershy? Is that yo-" she was interrupted by Link grabbing her and running away.

For those of you who haven't figured it out, it's when Link is in friendly/relaxation-mode that you get to hear what he says. He has now entered hero-mode, so his dialogue will not be typed.

"What is your problem? That's Fluttershy!" she tried to reason with him while he ran.

He said nothing as he ducked into an alleyway.

Peaking around the corner he found the possessed pony, Fluttershy, as it was called, completely loosing interest in them. It would be back though. Majora was the kind of demon with a child's state of mind. The world is its toys, to be rid of when they've lost their use. It is completely oblivious to any pain or suffering it does.

He needed his sword. Should he make a run for it or wait for Majora to leave, which could be never. Maybe he could-

"What is your problem?" His thoughts were interrupted by Twilight.

He shushed her quiet and explained the concept of Majora that is three paragraphs above this one. She folded her arms...front legs...and pouted, unable to argue with the logic, or lack thereof, in the situation. Link ignored her as he searched for the demon mask. It was nowhere to be found.

"Your not gonna..." she stopped, expecting this insane being to evict her of her fear.

He dashed for the burnt tree just as Twilight reached out her hoof to stop him herself. Turning around he still couldn't find Majora's Mask anywhere. He ignored his fear (he became quite good at that while saving Termina) and broke open the door.

Just to be evil, I'm going to interrupt the story here to explain why I'm angry at you. It's because you guys don't comment on my chapters. I'm sorry for those of you who HAVE commented. I'm punishing the majority, and, well, I guess that's what you get for liking this weird Legend of Zelda/My Little Pony crossover.

You know a picture is worth a thousand words? A comment is worth a thousand favorites.

Well, not a thousand; a hundred maybe? No, maybe ten.

The room inside smelled of burning peahats, although he was quite sure he was hallucinating, else substituting the smell for the closest thing in his mind.

He quickly found his sword and, in a quick, fluid, well-practiced motion, rolled past, slipping himself though the hilt strap. He stood up and picked his shield off the ground. He heard that all-to-familiar laugh. Unsheathing his sword he turned, facing Majora's Mask, unattached to Flufferby, or whatever her name was. His tentacles were hanging out of his body...face?...the mask in a fashion similar to his fight back in Termina.

"These ponies are no fun." I paused, laughing. "Hey! I know why don't you come to my house and play?"

At that the tentacled mask looked up and started laughing, opening up a portal to the moon. This time, however, Link received no time to prepare himself, as he was sucked into the moon. Yes, INto the moon.

That, however, will be explained a few chapters later. Just be happy you get this chapter this month. Once again, leave a comment below if you enjoyed it.

This is turning into YouTube, isn't it.