Motherhood

Cadence was walking in the park with Flurry Heart.  Shining Armor was on guard duty and had to take a trip to Canterlot. Cadence thought that the baby should be fine now that that spell was cast on her. Plus they both needed some fresh air!

"Oh you're so cute I-what's that smell?" Said Cadence.

"Sweet Celestia! Why did I have to put beans in your baby food! AND WE ARE IN PUBLIC TOO!"

Cadence stopped talking as she noticed everypony was staring. They went back to the castle and changed her diaper.

"Now I know why Shining got sick so often..." She thought aloud.

They went back to the park and everypony crowded around them.

"Sweet Celestia! She's even cuter up close!"

"Mom get the camera!"

"Gasp! CAN I PLEASE HOLD HER!?" Suddenly Flurry Heart started screaming and crying. The ponies backed away, afraid because of the last... incident.

"Now look what you did! You're so lucky we cast a spell to keep her from exploding everything!" Cadence shouted at the tourists. She picked up Flurry Heart and rocked her until she stopped. Then she realized she was late to go home and make food! She knew she couldn't fly with the stroller. So she just had to trot. She was soon home and started making dinner.

"I am so happy that's over! I can't wait until Shining comes home!" She walks up to the calendar and notices that she has a little more that a month before he comes home.

"Celestia please save me!" Said an annoyed Cadence. Celestia seemed to be doing anything BUT helping. Well let that be a lesson, never expect help from a CAKE addict! soon Cadence passed out on the couch after putting her baby down for a nap, and thinking of the pros and cons of duct-taping her baby's mouth shut.

She woke with a jolt! Flurry Heart was up from her nap and screaming at the top of her lungs! She ran fast as possible and then stopped. She knew why she was crying! The phone was ringing and it was her husband's ringtone!

I AM CALLING YOU! PLEASE DON'T HANG UP OR YOU'RE A POO! She was so embarrassed that her husband, THE ROYAL GUARD LEADER, sung that for his ring tone that EVERYPONY WILL HEAR! She decided to grab the phone and run out the door!  She did her plan and she was so happy she did! until her baby almost FREAKIN' FLEW OUT THE WINDOW! She flew Flurry Heart back to the crib and pressed answer on the phone

Before Shining Armor could even make a sound Cadence said "WHERE IS THE ORPHANAGE!?"

"Um sweetheart that is a little extreme. Also I guess I don't need to ask how it's going so far..." replied her husband

"THIS IS AWFUL! I HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY I CAN'T EVEN GO TO SUNBITS FOR A COFFEE! THI-" He hung up on her. Her eyes gave a twitch.

She force-fed Flurry lots of food and milk before locking all doors and windows. She flew outside and headed straight for a bar!