Motherhood

Cadence came back the next day to her daughter whining. Loudly. "OH SHUT UP! I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR... A WHILE... IN A BAR! THEIR BATHROOMS ARE SO GROSS! I GOTTA POOP WOMAN!" She yelled to Flurry Heart.

"IF YOU DON'T- YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW WHERE THE DUCT-TAPE IS! SO HA!" She yelled as she came out from the bathroom. She levitated a roll of the tape and taped it to Flurry's mouth. She picked up her Cherry-Phone 10 and started playing her favorite songs.

"WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A G-" Her song had been interrupted by  Shining's awful ringtone. She threw her phone because she was angry (not to mention, drunk).

"DAMNIT SHINING!" She screamed. She headed for the fridge and took out a bucket of ice-cream. Then she grabbed the remote and started watching, Keeping Up With the Sapphire Shores. Soon she was binge watching every episode on Demand. And crying. And having to pause to put on earplugs, extra duct-tape, and baby food to feed Flurry. She did it very quickly and then saw an ad for a wine making machine. and then having a mental breakdown because she couldn't afford it.

She fell asleep on her couch and woke up still a tad bit drunk. But at least she was only a little now. She ran up stairs and un-taped her baby and fed her. Only problem was, She accidently fed her bubble soap. "Burp!" Tiny bubbles floated out of Flurry Heart's mouth.

"Crap..." Said Cadence, irritated.

"Cwap!" Said the baby happily, thinking that repeating her mom was a good idea. Suddenly Cadence had a good idea too.

"A filly sitter! I can go out with with my friends while you have fun with a filly sitter!" She found a filly sitter online quick as can be and waited until she showed up. She heard a crash outside and went to see what it was.

It was Derpy.

The filly sitter.