Through a totally not-contrived series of events, Equestria's most pimpin' baby dragon gets all da money.
Now, what does Twilight have to say about him gettin' all da shekels?
And what does Rarity have to do with any of this?

First you get da money...

I'm not sorry at all.
Submitted on the First, not approved until the Second.
I would like to remind all my downvoters that this is an obvious trollfic. It's even in the Trollfics group. There's really no point in downvoting it.