
The Curse of Cryonics
Cryonics, or long-term freezing of one's body, was a mistake. Now I've got to contend with a post-human Earth, where the dominant species seems to be mutant horses that call themselves ponies. But there's got to be a bright side to everything...
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After a long-term human preservation test--called cryonics--goes horribly wrong, a twenty-year-old man finds himself stuck many, many years into the future with no hope of returning to his own time.
And this future involves uncannily intelligent, brightly colored, talking magic horses that call themselves ponies.
Now he has to figure out how to adjust to a world where, among other things, the laws of physics seem completely wrong, many animals speak and are intelligent, the leader of the country is an absolute monarch, and society seems...off in some ways.
This won't be easy.
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Set about twenty-five years before the return of Nightmare Moon.


34402 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
17 Chapters:
- Frozen in Time 2016-04-27 03:30:58 UTC1170
- Horses and Headaches 2016-11-04 04:22:24 UTC3260
- On My Guard 2016-12-16 04:37:40 UTC3232
- Interlude: The Twinquiry 2017-01-13 08:42:45 UTC1504
- The Room, Part One 2017-01-27 04:53:47 UTC3944
- The Room, Part Two 2017-01-30 04:15:07 UTC2068
- The Recovery of the Discovery 2017-02-05 05:03:08 UTC1788
- Interlude: Human Curiosity 2017-02-10 15:46:29 UTC1444
- Magical Mystery Stour 2017-02-17 19:11:25 UTC2725
- An Unknown Prognosis 2017-02-23 03:17:54 UTC1395
- Records 2017-02-26 06:48:11 UTC655
- Acceptance Abundance 2017-03-04 06:52:53 UTC1154
- Interlude: The Other Amnesia 2017-03-04 06:53:04 UTC841
- Research Relay 2017-03-20 03:53:33 UTC2300
- Tipsy Talk 2017-04-02 19:49:25 UTC2957
- Horses and Headaches Again 2017-04-10 03:18:44 UTC1137
- Stubborn Stallions 2017-04-12 00:11:03 UTC2828