Cryonics, or long-term freezing of one's body, was a mistake. Now I've got to contend with a post-human Earth, where the dominant species seems to be mutant horses that call themselves ponies. But there's got to be a bright side to everything...

Twilight invents a new form of transportation. It's cannons.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders meet Matt Foley, the motivational speaker.