Yay! I'm Being Harassed

The Next Morning- Room 102 Third Pony P.O.V.

Craze Blaze had awoken from his sleep with a groggy moan. He moved his tongue around his mouth and made a chewing motion to get rid of his morning breath. He raises his head and crack his neck as he stares at the door in front of his bed. Feeling his bones snap and his muscles relax, hes smiles and looks to his nightstand. On said nightstand is a lighter and an alarm clock. He picks up the lighter, and begins playing with it. He pushes the grinders down with one hoof and watch with excitement as the flame is born. He takes in a deep breath and blows the hot air out in the direction of the flame. The result being not the extinguishing of the flame, but it becoming a flame thrower. Over the course of his life, Blaze as practiced this everyday.

His breath ran out and Blaze put his lighter back on the nightstand. He looked at the clock and it read 6:29. "One minute to spare." Blaze complemented himself on his grand feat, beating the alarm clock. He readied himself and place his hoof on the alarms off button. 6:30, the alarm sounded off for a split second before Blaze slammed the off button. He cheered as he had over come the bane of every student on the planet, the alarm clock. "Yes, I beat it. Now to clean myself up." Blaze hopped out of his bed and walked to the door with glee. His hooves clicked and clacked on the wooden floor, his head stretched out high.

He opens the door and finds Pinkie Pie walking into the bath room. "Morning Pinkie!"

"Morning Blaze, how did you sleep?" Pinkie asked, a towel slung around her neck.

"I slept great! The beds are super comfy and I even beat the alarm clock!" Blaze cheered.

"That's great! I am happy for you. I am going to take a shower right now, can you give me about five minutes?"

"Sure, no problem. I only need to wash my mane and tail anyway. Plus I need to do something first."

Room 103

Rin was just waking up when her alarm sounded off, 6:30. She rose up from her pillow and stretched with a smile. She turned off her alarm and got up off her bed. She slipped on her little cozy slippers and put on her robe to cover her, well to cover her mostly naked body. Rin finds it easier to sleep in the nude, unlike Lethroldus who is skeptical on her sleeping behavior.

Rin walks out the door into the living space. She finds Lethroldus doing his own morning rituals. He continues to does his push-up, alternating hands and going just a mere five centimeters off the ground before extending his arms to come back up. Rin smiles and walks over to her brother. "Good morning Leth. Doing you mourning push-ups in I see."

"Yup." He responds, not stopping. "You know how I do things in the morning."

"Very true. You are always preparing, aren't you?"

"That is correct. By the way, finished ironing your blouse and skirt. They are hanging up in the bathroom on a hook. You can take the first shower." Sweat dripped from his face and into the puddle on the wooden floor. "I can wait awhile."

"Well thank you brother." Rin leaned down and kissed the top of Leth's sweaty head. She shuffled into the bathroom and just like Lethroldus said, her clothes were hanging on a hanger on a hook. She took off her robe and and kicked off her slippers. With her body already nude, she stepped into the shower and turned the knob. The water hit her and made her shirk for a split second. "Cold!"

Lethroldus jumps up off the floor and runs into the bathroom. "Rin, what happened?" He said in a panic.

"Nothing, the water is just cold. Don't worry."

"Okay, you scared me there for a second." Lethroldus wipes the sweat off his forehead and leaves the bathroom.

Rin sighed and looked down at herself. "Yup, very cold."

Room 104

Lyra had not waken up yet and Bon Bon had tried everything. She now had to resort to, her last option. She took a pillow and slammed it against Lyra's horn, jolting the unicorn awake. "Bon Bon, why would you hit my horn!" Bon Bon then threw the pillow back at Lyra's face and presented to here a note. The note read,

Dear Bon Bon
Lets face it, you know I sleep in. I therefore give you permission to wake me up anyway you can.
Love, Lyra

"Oh, right." Lyra rubbed her head in embarrassment.

"Now get up, it is already 6:41. We need to be in our home rooms at 7:30." Bon Bon reminded Lyra.

Lyra's eyes shot open. "That's right!" She jumped off her bed and bolted to the bathroom.

Bon Bon was left standing there as she sighed. "What am I going to do with that mare?"

Room 106

As Jero slept, his alarm started to ring. It read 6:42, but Jero was a heavy sleeper and couldn't hear it. As he laid still as a stone in his bed, a mysterious hoof hit the snooze button on the alarm. The pony from which the hoof came from silently made their way over and up onto the bed. This pony then got on top of Jero and started to poke his belly. Jero then started to talk in his sleep. "Stop...Pink I don't want it.....Not when they are looking.....you naughty mare." Jero smiled and let his tongue hang out of his mouth as he drooled.

"Wow, just wow." This pony then proceeded to slam Jero awake. "Jero, wake up!"

Jero's P.O.V.

As the hoof smacked my face, my eyes shot open and stared in horror at who had pulled me from his...'dreams'. "Blaze you asshole! Who let you in?"

Craze Blaze looked at me with a look of disappointment and rolled his eyes. "Lets think for a moment. It was the pony you have as a roommate remember?"

Well I will allow him that one victory. "Okay fine, you win this one. Next time though, I am beating you to dead."

Blaze crawled off me and back onto the floor. Dear Celestia that sounds wrong on so many level. "Well don't worry, I only did it for today. I know you and well I thought you would need me."

He thought I would need him? Only one word can describe that. "Gaaaay."

I don't think Blaze likes my form of comedy. He put his face in front of mine and blow his breath into my face. I had to cover my nose, the stench, the overpowering morning breath! "Dude! Brush your teeth!"

"I did." Blaze smiled a smug grin. Well his teeth were clean, but he needs to clean his tongue.

I pointer to the door and growled at him. "Blaze, get the fuck out!"

"Fine." As he walked out of my door, spoke his departing word. "And put some ice in your pants." I hear the hallway door open and close.

Ice? Why the hell would I need ice in my shorts? I take a step forward and well...I found the reason. It wasn't pretty. "What the fuck! Cold shower! Cold shower!" I ran to the bathroom and threw of my shirt and socks on the way, scattering them all over the living room. When I go to the door I threw my shorts and opened the door. Pink Fade was in the shower already, I was standing in the doorway with morning wood. I think I should leave and never come back.

Yeah, that's what I'll do. I can pack up my stuff and move to a far off land, maybe I can move to Canterlot. It's a big place, they need garbage men there right? Of course, who doesn't? Or I can move to the Big Apple. I have skills that will enable me to survive. I mean who wouldn't like a man whore right? Why does this happen to me!? Am I the only one this happens to!? Am I singled out in the cosmos!? Where does it say to fuck with Jero all day everyday of his life!? When did this all start!? And how the am I going...How the fuck am I in the shower now?

Fun fact, if you go on a rant in your head, you should leave and not end up washing the back of a mare. Also make sure that mare is not trying to seduce you by coiling her tail around you dick! The second I realized it I jumped back onto the wall and dropped the soap. Not the best place to be. "What the fuck Pink Fade? Are you trying to molest me?" I panicked by stating the obvious.

Pink just looked at me, I am guessing she is now pissed. "You're the one who came in here with that fucking erection. Hell, I thought you wanted it." She then did the ballsiest thing I have seen a female do. Pink Fade shuffled her body and place her rear right in front of me. "I still want it."

Ten point three seconds to think! I could kick her and get out or I can cave and do this.....I will go with option three! I take her hips and with both hands push her out of the way. I then jumped, literally jumped out of the shower and ran to my room. Fuck it if I'm wet, damn that is nasty due to the situation. I locked my door and pushed the night stand in front of it. Me being Jero, not giving one fuck right now and not having a towel, took a shirt out of my drawer and dried myself off. I looked over to the clock and saw it read 6:50. "Forty minutes."

I sighed and began cracking my neck to energize my body. I started to get dressed, dawning my silver ring to match the on on my ear. I put on a white shirt, black pants and my browns shoes. My usually wardrobe. Finally I took my chain and placed it around my neck, the sun and moon bounced off my lower chest as it dropped. I had plenty off time, it was only six fifty-five. I took a moment to mentally prepare for the shit storm that awaited me outside my door.

Now, let us review. I was awaken from what seemed like a pretty nice dream. I had a erection due to said dream and I walked into the shower naked. Pink saw me and somehow got me into the shower, my day so far and it hasn't even been thirty minutes. Fuck it, I'm going to get some thing to eat.

I push my nightstand out of the way, took my satchel and peeked out the door. Pink Fade was nowhere in sight, good. I opened the door all the way and tip toed over to the front door. I slowly turned the knob and creaked the door open, I look back and still no sign of Pink. I rush into the hall and close the door before bolting down the hall and stairs. I pass a few homunculi and ponies on the way out, almost bumping into a few of them. Out the lobby I run and I do not stop, for the life of Luna I did not stop till I reached the cafeteria.

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"Safe!" I yelled as I ran into the white, large room. I must admit I felt stupid the moment I said it. Everyone and their mother looked at me. I saw Blaze, Lethroldus, Rin, Lyra and Bon Bon sitting at a able by the window together so I walked that way. Backed by popular belief, high school student have the potential to be 'thy' biggest assholes of the world!

Some jackass jumped up and threw a baseball at me yelling, "You're out!" Being me, I could have just dodged it and kept walking. I had a bad morning so I did the opposite. I caught that shit, bear handed, did not flinch. I slowly turned my head like a badass and spotted an orange pegasus, standing up. Target Acquired I threw that bitch my fastest pitch. Didn't even have time to flinch, hit him right in the snout. "Shit! Fuck you man, fuck you!"

"Next time don't be a tool!" I shouted "Bitch." I then continued walking over to my brother and...well I guess I could call them friends. Except Bon Bon, I have shit clue where the hell she comes in. "Sup. And Blaze I well freeze your ass should you ever pull the shit you did this morning ever again."

Everyone was stuck between a hello and a what the fuck happened? Blaze took a bite out of his apple and chewed with his mouth open. He said, "Long story, no one wake him up. He has nice dreams."

"Love you too fire fag, love you too." I sat down next to Blaze and just sighed. I didn't even feel hungry, I might as well- shit! "I forgot it in my room!"

Lethroldus put down his spoon of oatmeal, that is some good stuff oatmeal, and asked the obvious question. "What did you forget?"

"I forgot my E-Deck, so no music while I wait to go to class. The worst is I forgot my key in my room too." I gulped and shook.

"How is that bad?" Leth responded. "Just ask Pink Fade to unlock the door."

I am going to guess that none of them where still in the dorms while I yelled my head off. "It is not a good idea. Just no. I don't want to talk to her."

"Talk to who?" Dear Celestia that monotone is going to be the shock to kill me! Pink Fade had somehow, my guess black fucking magic, snuck up behind me and scared the everfree living shit out of me.

I rubbed my hands together so fast it nearly burned my skin. "Well Bon Bon, Blaze have a nice day in classes. The rest of you, see you in class. Bye!" I quickly stood up and ran around Pink Fade towards the door. In about ten seconds, I was gone.

Third Pony P.O.V.

Pink watched Jero run out of the cafeteria with his tail between his legs. Literally. She sighed and sat down. For the first time in two days, Pink let go of her expressionless face and looked sad. "This sucks."

Lethroldus was for the second day in the row stunned by a mare. "What the fuck? You have emotion!?"

Pink glared at Leth and narrowed her sights. "No shit, Dog-boy."

"Hey!" Rin called out. "He is not a dog-boy! He is a Dog-man." Lethroldus facepalmed, not commenting.

Lethroldus rubbed his eye, his habit for when he is slightly annoyed. "Okay, Pink Fade. I am sorry, I just didn't-"

"Yes I know." Pink interrupted. "I know we both went to school together before here. Yes I know I never showed emotion, but that is my talent. The ultimate poker-face."

"Well I never knew that." Lethroldus defended himself.

"Well that is because you nor anyone never asked. You and your little friends would just stay way from me. That is how I got this badboy. Not showing expressions can help you in life, but sometimes I get stuck."

"So-"

"So yes I can look sad, happy and angry. Which, you are making me." Pink growled, shutting Lethroldus up.

Blaze put the apple core down on the table and looked to Pink. "Hey Pink, what happened with my Bro?"

Pink sighed and blushed. "Well...

Building Two, Jero P.O.V

As I opened the door to the school building, I noticed I was pretty much the first on in here. The clock hanging in the hall read 7:10. I sighed as I climbed the stairs to B-3. "Man I feel like a geek. Twenty minutes before the necessary time?" I just sighed once more and I left the stairwell. I look down the hall and see a few teachers walking into their rooms. "So they have to be here at this time? Never would have guess. Where the hell do they sleep?"

"In the rafters!" I jumped and felt my heart pound against my chest. I turn to see who was the second to nearly kill me this morning and guess who the fuck it was. "Good morning to you Jero."

"Good morning Ms. Spiro." I said in monotone. "How are you?"

"I am good. What are you doing here do early?" She smiled as she waited for my answer. Can I really tell her about Pink Fade? "Is it a problem with one of the other students." Fuck it!

I looked Ms. Spiro in the eye and held her head. "Look, Ms.Spiro. I need you to teach me how to do that!"

"Do what?" Is she playing dumb? "I have no clue what you are talking about." She then pulled her head away from me and walked pasted me to her classroom door. "You can wait in here if you want. I might need your help." She then walked into the room might I say, seductively?

Great, first Pink and now Ms. Spiro. No! No, maybe she really needs help. Yeah, that's it. I walk over to the class with a little casually swagger. Once I step into the room, Ms.Spiro asked. "Jero, can you close the door please?"

I panicked. "Why would I do that? Hmm? Why?" Yes, that kind of panic.

"Well I need to get some work done before class and I wish not to be disturbed by the students." True, I know how they are. "You know how they are. You leave an opening they try to use it. But you know, that is not all bad. They using holes, loophole of course." I still got a creepy vibe of th- and now she is smiling.

Ignore, ignore, ignore! I walked up the rows after closing the door. I went to my seat I used yesterday and just sat there, waiting for homeroom to start. I would peer over to the clock every minute or so, praying it would be magic and more students would come into the room. That was a first and hopefully last.

Finally the clock read 7:25. The students should be showing up soon, thank Luna. I reached down and rubbed my chain for good luck. I think I am going to need it. Ms. Spiro, who was actually working on some papers, placed them to the said and sighed. She laid her head on the table, man I feel sorry for the mare. She looks young for a teach, now that I think about it. "You know Jero," She called up to me. "Being a twenty three year old teacher is rough."

"How?" I called back. "The year just started."

"I know, but I had a teaching position before coming here. It only lasted a year though. Then I got transferred over here. It was quite the rush of things too."

Rush? "What do you mean rush?"

"Well they were looking everywhere for teachers. Rushing, not really caring who they got. It was weird." I'll say. "But never mind that. You know I have you first today right?" I nodded. "Good, because we are going to discuss a very important topic."

"How is Life lesson or whatever important?" Not trying to be an ass, I really wanted to know.

"I'll give you a hint." Ms. Spiro then took a look in her drawer and pulled out a...a...a...a dictionary! Why the fuck does she have a dictation? "Ahem. Homunculi, mammal citizen, biped." She then put the dictionary away.

"The hell was that?"

"Your hint." The bell rang and the sounds of students started to fill the halls. "I hope you studied up on culture."

That's when I hit me. "Shit, Homunculi culture."