Black Tail Life

This is great; I get to spend a whole two periods learning about topics that happened not even my grandfather’s lifetime. This is great! Not really, it isn't. I am sitting next to Pink Fade because guess what? There are no assigned seats and Celestia hates me. I have Rin and Leth to my back and front with Lyra to my left.

Pink Fade and the rest had come in at the start of homeroom, giving me weird looks. Leth was shaking his head and Rin was looking like she had difficulty with a puzzle. Lyra was definitely a 'What the fuck bro?'. What are they all thinking? What did I do? Did Pink Fade tell them something? Maybe she told them about this morning, that isn't good. They probably think I am a wimp or something for not-

"Jero! Are you paying attention?" Ms.Spiro called out. She was reading from a book that laid on her desk and had pulled down a map. She glared at me with curios eyes. I fucking hate her, I really do. I mean come one, I know she can read my mind. "Jero, are you going to answer? I can't read minds you know."

I slammed my hands on the desk and stood up. "No, I will not answer because you are review bullshit! I already know this crap!" I lost it on her, but it was the truth. "What you are talking about is pretty clear cut. For goodness sake I can summarize the whole damn thing in about two paragraphs!" I think I just issued a challenge that was not meant to be.

Ms.Spiro cocked a smile and shut her book. "Well than come up here and tell us."

I nodded and an angry frown. Getting out of my seat, all eyes where on me. Pink's, Leth's and even that Applejack mare. I walk up to the front of the class and clear my throat. "Well to begin I must tell you that this is not needed. We are here now and we do not need to know about this. Any rebels and dangers from the past are to be left in the past." I look around, nobody is giving a shit. High school is a charm. "Alright, so three thousand years ago the 'Mass Opening' happened and the great life star fell to the ground. It disappeared and soon the Homunculi started to make an appearance. We lived in small pockets or tribes before Homunculi came into contact with ponies. After a few years we integrated into regular society and we began to live our lives, the end." I took a long pause. "No more after that." I pause once more for dramatic effect. I looked over to Ms.Spiro and she looked upset, which made me smirk.

She tapped here hoof and glared at me. "What about the Dragon?"

I snapped at her. "What about the Dragon? Huh! There was nothing! It was a tiny, little mishap." Do not remind me about the mishap mare. Don't! Fucking! Play! A hoof in the back of the class rose up. It was Applejack with a confused expression. I could only guess here question. "Yeah, Applejack?"

She lowered her hoof and smiled nervously. "Erm, ah ain't one for history, but wha' are ya'll takin' about?"

As Applejack asked I could feel Spiro's smile. I didn't even look at her, bitch needs to take a hit of popseed and chill. I sighed in reluctance but went forth and answered the question. "Well Applejack, the answer is simple. About two thousand years ago, there was a rebellion. A large population of the Homunculi thought they deserved to be in power and formed an alliance with a dragon. Now this dragon was not just big or bad. It was was like the devil on Equis! It had a cult following and all kinds of dark magic that I really don't want to talk about. So for about thirty years this, what you can call a war, raged on between the ranks of the dragon named Macser against those who felt that Homunculi and the other races were equal. It was actually pretty bloody and Macser somehow gave Homunculi magic to use.

"It got to a point where it looked like it wouldn't end. In the last year of the rebellion, a group of Humonculi came out of nowhere and started acting on their own. As in, they didn't follow orders from anyone, they drilled their way to Macser and killed him. That ended the whole thing. No one knows who they were or where they went. A reward was publicly offered but on one came to get it." Now if it was me I would take the reward and a castle full of hot girls. The glamorous life I would live, it would be glorious!

As I went on my little fantasy rant in my mind, Ms.Spiro walked up to me and patted my shoulder. "Good summary, Jero."

"Thanks, I think." Wow, maybe she isn't a bitch after all.

"You still have detention though." And like that you are on the black list again. Whore horse. "And it will be the moment you are released from last period." Why you- "You will need to assist me." Muffin lovin' "It will take a few hours." Milk drinkin’. "Then if you fail to show up, you get two in return." Flank lickin' bitch. "Any questions?"

I eyed her and she did nothing but smile. I huffed and turned away. "No, I'll be here after last period." I walked up the rows back to my seat. I threw myself in the chair and pouted. "Damn it." The rest of the day did not fly by like I'd want it to. The rest of the period took thirty minutes that turned into hours in my mind. Then after Ms.Spiro, we went to geometry.

A really weird unicorn stallion named Check Third was teaching us. He was bright yellow, green mane and had square glasses. Nothing against the stallion, for Celestia's sake he made the first lesson easy as hell! He was hard to look at though, his coat was hurting my eyes. The fact the sun was coming in through the window was not helping. Have you ever stared at the sun? It was not that intense but it was pretty damn close! After two periods of Mr. Third, I went to lunch which was when I made my move.

I didn't get my lunch, I wasn't hungry all day. I saw Leth and Rin sitting together and walked up to them and sat down without a word. Leth and me made eye contact and the we both know what this was about. "What did she tell you?"

"Well she said she wanted to have an early morning rutting session but you chickened out." Damn, that was very, very blunt.

"Damn Leth, that was very blunt." I said to him as I held my chest. "That hurts, considering she was close to molesting me." Yeah, blunt right back. Rin was still in here confused state by Leth's side. "You are not understanding any of this are you?"

She smiled and shook her head. "Nope."

If she wasn't cute I'd slap her...hell I'll still slap her ass. "Well don't worry about it because it ain't happening." I turned back to Leth. "I just met the mare yesterday and she already wants the fluffy tail. It's crazy, Leth."

The giant of a friend opened a can of soda and gulped it down. He gasped from the intake as he moved the can from his mouth to speak. "Well I don't have that problem. I am staying a virgin tell I meet the mare or woman of my dreams."

Once I heard that I laughed, which got me a dirty look. I had to throw my hand in the air so he didn't get the wrong idea. I started to explain as I calmed down. "Look." I still had a chuckle left. I can't help it, but I ain't laughing at him. "I am not laughing at you, I am laugh at the fact that you think that is going to happen."

"What?" He looked confused at my explanation.

I sighed and leaned back in my chair. "Well it's like this." I began. "I highly doubt that is going to work. There sure are a lot of beautiful mares and women out there. You might just fall for a nightmare instead of a dream and not realize it. Lot of guys do." I sighed from grief. "That is just my theory on life. Go ahead and find that special one if you can." I got up just in time for Lyra to shove me back in my seat. "The hell mare?"

She took a seat next to me and glared at me. "What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you?" She growled at me and showed her teeth. "Pink wanted to share her feeli-" I threw my hand in Lyra's mouth.

She tried to move it but I placed the other hand on her as well. "Before you start this bull shit, let me speak." I too a long breath. "I, Jero, woke up. I, Jero went to take a cold shower due to having the destroyer of worlds in my pants." Leth winced at my terminology. "I went to take a simple morning shower and she was in the shower already. I was shocked and confused, she took advantage of me!" That's right, the truth.

Lyra looked at me with deaths eyes. I stared back, I had the truth on my side. There is no way in hell I can lose. "I don't believe you."

"We you better, because that is what happened." I stood from my seat and prepared for my leaving words. Ahem. "I will say Pink Fade is attractive, yet I just met the mare. I wish to relieve myself in a woman or mare I care a great deal for." I looked at Leth and with a silent nod I gave him credit for my escape. "I will be off now. Fifth period is in five minutes." With that I left the cafeteria and headed off to my next class.

So it seems that the longest and last period of the day was going to be gym. The class was separated into two teams for guess what? Nope, not dodge ball, you silly filly. It was Geronimo, the game the whole prison can play! If you don't know what it is, you are a lucky prick. This game hurts, like hurts hurts! I just thank Celestia no unicorns are allowed to play. The game is very simple really. "Tackle the opponent with your own body." Coach Murky stated. She was middle aged cat-type in a red track suit. Her hair was dull but brown. "You stand on the balance beam right there and rush at the other student. Due to the head to head contact possibility, unicorns are required to run the track instead."

"Lyra." I whispered with a smirk. The mare stood next to me with an annoyed look and lazily walked forward. She and about three others where directed outside to the track.

"As for the rest of you, the first round will be Applejack and Steel Limb." She read the names from a list and the ponies walked forward. It was Applejack against another earth stallion. He was like walking smoke. His whole coat was dark grey and his mane was a charcoal shade of grey. "Also don't worry about going easy." Coach Murky called out as the pair walked up the ramps. "We have the mattes under the beam to catch you when you plummet down from twelve feet in the air."

Damn that is not reassuring at all. I get to watch the show though. Applejack and Steel Limb lined-up on the beam, not easy for ponies. Murky blew a whistle and the two started to shift as fast as they could. Applejack got half way by the time the stallion got a quarter of the way across. When he saw her getting closer, Steel Limb began to panic. He looked at the ground but when he looked back up, Applejack had just pushed him off with a kick.

Couch Murky stepped on the mat and looked at Steel Limb. "He is fine. Next is Lethroldus Hex and Gauze Molt." And so the process began as Leth and this orange stallion with a bandage as his cutie mark got up onto the beam. His mane and tail were orange with blue highlights. From the look of him, this stallion might not be the best opponent for Leth. The two slowly made their way to each other. The stallion shivered with fear as Leth came closer. He lost his balance and fell over. So Leth wins right? Nope! Leth being a teddy bear, looks over to see if the sap is okay. He in turn loses his balance and falls on top of Gauze, the poor lad.

After the whole class was completed I was nerves, for I had yet to go. Not only that but Pink was my opponent. I was ready to break my leg to get out of it. I am not joking, the awkwardness would destroy the world and cause a rip in time and space. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. How? Fuck how, it just will.

The dreaded moment came when both our names were called. Pink walked over to the beams as I dragged my ass. We stood ready at the top and were given the whistle. I didn't move a single inch. Like 'stay the fuck over there you horny mare'.

Pink slowly inched over to me. "What? You ain't going to move?" She asked in her monotone voice.

I shook my head. "Nope, not moving."

"Move or you are running laps after class." Damn you Murky! Is your soul clouded with bitchiness too?

I sigh and reluctantly walk over to Pink. I notice that most of the class was walking out of the gym for dismissal. I think if I can talk to her about what happened this morning, I can get back to life! "Hey Pink." I whispered to her.

Pink looked at me with a very pissed off look. "What?" She said with the greatest amount of attitude I have yet to see.

I inch over to her, almost losing my balance. "Look, about this morning-" I was interrupter by the shaking of the beam.

I see Pink Fade shifting from side to side as she tries to knock me off. "Yeah, sure!" She starts to yell. "Lets talk now!" She started to yell even louder, getting attention from Murky and the other students.

I raise my hands in an attempt to calm her down. "Look Pink." I say in a calm voice. "We can act like mature adults here and solve the issue with care and-" The mare tackles me and we are both thrown to the ground. I hit my back against the mat and a thud echos the gym. "Ouch!" Crap that shit hurt. Like really hurt, I probably threw my back out. Doesn't matter now though. "Pink this is serious." Now I am starting to be a tad hostile.

Pink stands up and huffs. "Couch Murky, I think I am done here." She walks away and leaves the gym. I lay there and just look at her leave. I feel bruised a little, not physically either. I mean I want to take care of this issue, like now. It's emotional bruising and I am not in a relationship with her! Fuck, the female gender like to mess us up guys. They really do...but I got the dick so ha!

Murky came over and was a good sport in helping me up. She patted me on the shoulder and said,"It seems that you can go now, Jero." I just nodded and left, I have to much shit on my plate right now to talk. Well talk to Murky anyway. As I leave, I sigh heavily as a result of thinking about the situations. First Pink molests me, then I have detention with Ms.Spiro and now Pink is in bitch mode. Life, she is a crude bitch to me. I feel a hand on my shoulder as I open the door and see Leth standing there.

He nods to me and I nod to him. We're bros, we got each other's backs. We both walked to the school building and up to Ms.Spiro's room. I look to my back and see him there, giving me the thumbs up. I threw open the door and see Spiro writing on a clipboard. "So you have finally arrived, good." Oh, you think because you don't look at me you are cool? Well I got back up bitch! "So since you are alone you can get started."

If I turn around and don't see Leth....I am going to fuck him up next time I see him. I slowly turn around and see nothing but a letter on the floor. I pick it up and open it to see a peace symbol. Fuck you Leth, I wish heat upon you! I face the pegasus once more and lazily walk into the room. "Fine, what is it?" I growled at her with my front fang showing.

She places her pen down and looks up at me through a pair of glasses. "Close the door, Jero." Fine, I reached back and slid the closed. I heard a click and as a reaction, tried to open the door. She had just looked the door on me. "You know, I am the last teacher in the building." Crap. "And the maintenance guy doesn't show up for about two hours." Epic shit. "And no one is going to come looking." Fuck. "Yes, Jero. Fuck." Well you don't need to-I fucking knew it! Mind reading mare! "Don't jizz in your pants yet, Jero."

"Okay, I should just think out loud." I said calmly. "Why, might I ask, are you doing this? I mean, I know I am sexy but still, why?"

Spiro leans off her desk and struts towards me. She places her hoof on my ass and starts to feel me up. "Because you caught my eye and my taste buds." She licked my hand and my lower arm before I pull away. "Yum, now what else will taste good?"

I back up and glare at her. Is rudely say, "Well chocolate might. Who knows?" I try the door again but it is sill locked. "Crap, okay lets make a deal." Spiro raised a brow at this. "If you unlock the door, I will eat you out. Fair?"

Spiro taps her chin for a moment. "Nah, I'll just rape you." That is when the chit hit the fan.

"I see." I sniff and wipe my upper lip for the badass effect. I look at her and kick the, actually thin door down. "Abandon thread!" I back peddle my way into the hall and sprint down to the stairwell. I can hear the bitch flapping her wings as I try to hurry my descant to the first floor.

You see if you pump your arms it is proven to make you run faster. Fuck that, I was covering my ass the whole time. "Get back here, sweet fox!" Like I would really stood just because you say that, stupid mare. You shall never touch my fluffy tall! I made it to the first floor but the exit is to far. I make a dash for the only other room I know. As I run the last few feet, I am tackled from behind. Spiro now pinned me down and whispered in my ear. "You are mine now, Jero. Just make it easier on yourself. Someone your age should be getting hard at the thought of having sex with me."

I glare back at her and puff hot air through my nostrils. "Ms.Spiro." I say with great annoyance. "Please let go of me. If you want some dick, go on a street corner!" I rolled over to get out from underneath her. As I turn my body, she leans back and then stomps on him my hands quickly. Now I am facing her and see the devilish grin on her face. I try to break free but the mare is way to strong. I am not a weakling neither, she is just stronger. "Well I'm boned...Let me rephrase that."

"Nope!" Spiro plunges her tongue into my mouth and licks my own. I fight back but my body is weak compared to hers. I am feeling so helpless right now. No, no this is not going to happen! I am not going to let this happen! I start to play along to catch her off guard. She takes note that I stop fighting her. I can hear her giggle as we make out, I think she is falling for it. Ms.Spiro moves her hoof off my hand and into my pants. She moves the other into my shirt and starts to rub my chest. She disembarks from my mouth and smiles. "See how much fun we can have?"

I slowly nod with a grin. I move my hand through her mane and give her a peek on the nose. "Ms.Spiro?"

"Please, just Spiro." The pegasus whispers seductively. She opens her mouth and I can see small droplets of drool falling down onto my shirt. I feel her hoof rubbing my manhood, damn it's nice to. I think she has done this a few times before.

I feel my member twitch for the contact. Okay, it's go time! "Well can I ask you something, Spiro?" She nods and leans down to lick my neck. "How hard is your skull?" She jerks back and stares in confusion. In her moment of confusion, I took my hand and grab the back of her head. I give her a head but and throw her off me. As she is dazed, I rush to my feet and run to the nurses office.

I throw open the door and see no one inside. "What the fuck!" Why is the nurse not here? They are suppose to always be in their offices damn it! I look back at Spiro and see she is not recovering yet. So I make the choice to run past her to the door. I run like I never ran before and leap over her. She reaches up and almost grabs my foot, tapping the side of my shoe. I keep running for the door and make it outside.

You would keep running right? So would I, but I didn't. I jumped and cheered like a dumbass. I said, 'Fuck running, I just escaped rape!. I am going to celebrate!' As I jump and cheered, I say my brother passing by and jumped on his back. "Yeah motherfucker! I escaped!"

Blaze was caught off guard and reared back. We almost toppled over but we kept balance. "What the hell bro?" I slap his flank and make him gallop towards to the dorms. As we speed down the pavement, students stare at us. Blaze is yelling but I don't give two shits! I escaped Spiro, the bitch can suck my dick! Wait a moment, she can't! Ha! Eventually we make it to the dorms and Blaze bucks me off. He turns around and grabs me. "One minute to explain."

I smiled and said, "Well I saved my dick from molestation once more."

Blaze's eye widened. "Bro are you serious? That thing this morning with Pink I knew about, your little Path of Higher Being, so I knew you would do that. Are you okay though?" This is why he is the best step-brother and friend fever. He is my B. SB. F. F.

I pat his side and said, "Don't worry. That ain't going to happen again." I start to walk inside with Blaze by my side. I headed to the mail boxes to check if I got any mail. I know it's only been one day, but the fliers had to have gotten some attention right? I take my key out and open the locker-like box. Inside are a letter and a flier. I take the flier out and see that someone took a marker and wrote on it. The writing was not so friendly.

I have a request, come suck my balls. Fag!

I sighed and threw it over my shoulder. I took the letter and opened it. "Well, well, looks like Pinkie Pie wants to talk about something." No doubt it was her, it had her crazy decorations on the paper.

Dear Jero,
I need to talk to you about something. Please come to my room as soon as possible.

I showed Blaze the letter and he confirmed it. "Yeah, she was telling me she need help for something. Come on." We both walk through the lobby and up the stairs. As we walk into the hallway, I see Pink Fade standing outside my room. "Hey Jero, it's Pink."

I look at her and see she is whimpering. For the first time, I see another emotion on her face. During gym, it was not her face but voice that had changed. This...this is the whole deal. I look back at Blaze and pat his head. "Be right back bro." He nods and I walk over to Pink who has just spotted me. She didn't run or look away and I don't run up to her or yell either. I pull out my key and open the door. "We are going to talk now." I said as a command, not as a request. I close the door and lock it. I sigh and look at the crying mare. She was laying on the floor weeping like a filly.

I pick her you and bring her into my room. She shows some resistance, but I deal with it. I place her on my bed and look at her. She looks away with a frown. We just stay like this for what literally was hours. She finally broke the silence. "I am sorry." I just looked at her, my eyes penetrating her head. "I know...what I did this morning was wrong and I am sorry, Jero."

I sigh and lean up against the. With a straight face I say. "I forgive you, Pink Fade." She snaps her head around in surprise. "I want to know why were you like that though? I mean we just met. I will understand if...you know. You are loose like that."

Pink growled at me statement. "I am not loose!" She glared at me and got off my bed. "I did it because...because..." She looked away in shame. I couldn't help but feel at fault for this. "Jero, I am sorry, okay? I just thought that maybe you'd like me if I did that. I didn't know that you would act like that. I was just made and confused so I didn't want to talk to you." She started to tear up. "Please for give me."

That as got to be the most pathetic excuse ever. It is also the most honest reason. I get off the wall and walk up to my roommate. I crouch down and huge Pink. She jerks back but I keep a hold of her. Pink eventually take a hold of me as well. "Pink Fade." I cooed to her. "I can understand why you thought I would like it. Why did you do it though?"

Pink looks up at me with the biggest eyes I have ever seen. She sniffs and says, "I like you Jero. And I think alot." That is it, that is fucking it! I have been through morning rape, horrible classes and afternoon rape. Then I have someone write on my flier and then Pink says this shit. I...give...up, I just give up. I lean her chin up and look at her. I lean in and kiss her nose. "Jero?"

I stand up and jump on my bed. "Listen, Pink, I had a long and tiring day. Plus I need to talk to Pinkie Pie later so I will need all my energy. I'll be taking a nap." She nodded and started to walk out of the room. I call her back. "Where are you going?" She turns back in even more surprise. "Yeah, get your pink plot over here." I tapped on the pillow and she gave a weak smile. I threw my shoes off as she climbed up onto the bed. She tried to give me a kiss by I stopped her. "Nope, I still don't know how this is going to work out." She whimpered and I sighed. I gave her another kiss but then laid right back down. I turned my body and Pink held me. She threw her leg and arm over me, her underbelly tight against my back.

I could tell this was going to be a long nap.