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Adventure Muffin!

by Jake Witt
You lost your last life. All of your past memories are returning as you become the most powerful being in existence! ...a muffin. This is a game of survival with only one obvious answer. How far will you go before you dislike?

You've lived through so many lives, got kicked out of every afterlife, and somehow managed to be tossed out of Hell. You've been every being in existence, but finally you're done living and dying!
...you never wanted power, but the power everyone strives for is in your... grasp? You didn't ask for this...



Congrats. You are a delicious muffin with any name you want or think you want. You may or may not be OP so you might get nerf'd. You will travel within the TARDIS and do anything your... strawberry heart desires. Prepare to love and hate everyone with a passion at the same time and adapt to your surroundings as you survive!

Everyone
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Second Person
Thriller
Science Fiction
Random
Alternate Universe
 
PODD

9158 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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41 Chapters:

  1. Death 2016-04-06 17:34:46 UTC
    764
  2. 1: Rise Like a Phoenix? 2016-04-06 18:10:30 UTC
    386
  3. 1: Wait. 2016-04-06 18:15:44 UTC
    69
  4. 1: Wait... 2016-04-06 21:38:17 UTC
    793
  5. 1: Free Willy! 2016-04-06 18:38:50 UTC
    157
  6. 1: Cue Theme Song! 2016-04-06 21:43:44 UTC
    69
  7. 2: Muffin-themed Adventure! 2016-04-08 15:56:53 UTC
    839
  8. 2: Tell the Truth 2016-04-08 15:57:16 UTC
    203
  9. 2: Leave No Loose Ends 2016-04-08 15:57:22 UTC
    283
  10. 2: LEFT 2016-04-08 20:07:44 UTC
    399
  11. 2: RITE 2016-04-08 20:07:36 UTC
    117
  12. 2: Right 2016-04-08 20:07:27 UTC
    220
  13. 3: Our Town! In the Middle of Nowhere! 2016-04-15 17:16:56 UTC
    132
  14. 3: Fly 2016-04-15 17:18:00 UTC
    65
  15. 3: Dig 2016-04-15 17:18:36 UTC
    76
  16. 3: Super Speed 2016-04-15 17:19:07 UTC
    97
  17. 3: Teleport 2016-04-15 17:19:29 UTC
    404
  18. 3: ROCK 2016-04-15 17:36:21 UTC
    27
  19. 3: ROCK 1 2016-04-15 17:30:20 UTC
    77
  20. 3: ROCK 2 2016-04-15 18:14:46 UTC
    44
  21. 3: Yes. 2016-04-15 18:19:27 UTC
    286
  22. 3: No 2016-04-15 18:19:02 UTC
    56
  23. 4: Do you know the Muffin Man? ...Girl? ...Thing? 2016-04-27 18:24:10 UTC
    200
  24. 4: Black 2016-04-27 18:24:18 UTC
    70
  25. 4: Stripes 2016-04-27 18:24:26 UTC
    27
  26. 4: Horizontal Stripes 2016-04-27 18:24:34 UTC
    58
  27. 4: Vertical Stripes 2016-04-27 18:24:42 UTC
    87
  28. 4: Spots 2016-04-27 18:24:50 UTC
    86
  29. 4: Camouflage 2016-04-27 18:24:58 UTC
    81
  30. 4: One Bright Color 2016-04-27 18:25:07 UTC
    117
  31. 4: One Color 2016-04-27 18:25:15 UTC
    48
  32. 4: Leave The Room 2016-04-27 18:25:21 UTC
    647
  33. 5: Do You Think You Have a CHOICE?! 2016-05-04 17:35:52 UTC
    675
  34. V: What is Going On?! 2016-07-02 02:10:48 UTC
    78
  35. V: Reason 2016-07-02 02:11:12 UTC
    250
  36. V: HELP 2016-07-02 02:11:33 UTC
    298
  37. V: KILL 2016-07-02 02:11:53 UTC
    105
  38. V: gingercorn 2016-07-02 02:12:19 UTC
    103
  39. V: sacrifice 2016-07-02 02:12:39 UTC
    130
  40. V: shut it 2016-07-02 02:12:59 UTC
    418
  41. v: SEND IT!!! 2016-07-02 02:13:29 UTC
    117