Displaced is stupid and inaccurate, here's how the more famous crossovers would go

Okay so I got into Equestria thanks to that jew who sold me a Purple Orb that unlocked my Devil Trigger, and that hurt to say.

Now I'm sitting at a vacant house I reclaimed as "Discord May Cry," eating vegan pizza. And yeah, he's fine with the name. The phone then rings.

"Discord May Cry," I greet after kicking the desk to lift the phone.

"Hi, uh, I got a windigo problem..."

I hang up. No password, no sale.

...This pizza's okay. It's not Damaging, it's more than Crappy, but it's nowhere near Appetizing. It's just Borderline.