Displaced is stupid and inaccurate, here's how the more famous crossovers would go

The salesman shows me a diary that looks like Dio's from Stone Ocean. "Fifty bucks."

I flip through it and notice quite a few typos. Man, this guy didn't even read Part VI. "I'll pass," I say as I put it down, grab a candy cigarette, and walk off.

The salesman mutters something about dyslexic homoerotic vampires. I tip my hat down. "Yare yare..."