Displaced is stupid and inaccurate, here's how the more famous crossovers would go

"I have fifty-thousand dollars, give me all your swords."

The  merchant looks at me with horror, and shrugs. "Here's your armory," he says as he slides over a mountain of swords.

"Thanks! I like swords, just saying." I grab all the swords and some Squall cosplayer hits me over the head.

"Fuck you, I wanted that Lionheart!"

I feel my brain damaging as my hair turns red, my clothes become red armor, and I think of only one thing...

I like swords.