A Nazi in Ponyville.

(rough draft)

The doctor awoke, and rubbed his eyes. His vision cleared and he began to observe the room. The doctor found himself in a pink room that was littered with streamers, balloons, and confetti. He noticed he was lying in a pink bed complete with pink sheets and pink blanket; a few meters away, there was a pink dresser that was littered with an array of goofy looking hats. The doctor saw his hat was placed neatly in the middle of them all.

The doctor stirred started to move from the bed to retrieve his hat -- as he turned his hooves became entangled with the blanket covering him, and he fell to the floor in a pink and black heap. He blew a streamer off his nose from the corner of his mouth, and grumpily frowned. He attempted to stand, and shakily got up on his hooves. He walked towards the dresser, stumbling a little bit as he did. Now to put on ze hat he thought. He used his hooves and pinched at the hat -- it took several minutes but he finally placed it on his head. He stood and looked towards a mirror that was mounted on the wall, and saw himself for the first time since he had fallen through the portal. I am einz pony!? -- He was completely black except for his tail and his mane which were the same golden yellow color he had when he was a human -- his royal blue eyes also remained unchanged. He noticed on his flanks there were two white marks -- upon further investigation he found they were a perfect SS soldier insignia. He also noticed he had a sharp horn on his forehead. I am einz unicorn, he thought to himself.

He sat there observing his new body -- suddenly, a noise ripped his attention from the mirror to the door. He hid behind the door and listened the sound. Voices he thought. He listened more and made out two distinct voices, he couldn't tell what they were saying, but he could tell one thing -- one of the voices sounded British and the other unmistakably country American. ze enemy has made it here first!? the doctor thought angrily. He must have been captured and was being held captive in this room for future interrogation. That is the only thing that could have made sense -- but the doctor wasn't going to go down without a fight. The voices reached the door and the door creaked open. The doctor jumped and tackled the first thing that entered the room. The doctor stood over the orange creature with his horn pointed at its neck. He was just about to speak, when suddenly something cyan flashed out the corner of his eye and he felt a sharp pain as a heavy object slammed into his ribs. It was another creature that was attacking him. He instinctively bit the creatures closest appendage, and realized it was a wing. The two slammed into the wall, and the mirror fell shattering on the floor next to the black cyan blob. He tussled with the creature before suddenly experiencing a feeling of falling, no, the gravity in the room seemed to have vanished. He quickly looked and noticed he was surrounded by a glowing purple haze. He looked toward the door and saw the source -- a purple pony with a horn just like his. The creature spoke, "That's enough!", it exclaimed.

The cyan one now spoke "but he started it!" it protested.

"Put me down you svine!" the doctor barked.

The purple pony looked insulted and released the doctor, allowing him to slam into the ground with the thump. "You vill pay for zat", the doctor got back to his hooves and a black haze started to form around his horn.

"Twilight, watch out!", the orange pony shouted. The doctor turned to face the orange pony only to see two hooves careen into his face. The doctor hit another wall, and started to shakily stand up. A metallic taste filled the doctors mouth, and he spit a red puddle on the floor.

"What are you all doing to him!" a new voice shouted. The doctor looked and saw it came from a pink pony. The pony stood in between the others in the room and him. "Guys, he's scared, you should have seen him in the field; he looked so nervous and scared, and when I finally talked to him he fell unconscious."

"But he attacked me", the orange pony said.

A shy looking yellow pony appeared "now there Applejack", it started, "He was only scared, I mean, how would you feel if you woke up in a strange place you've never seen before"? The pony came over to the doctor and moved the hair out of his eyes. "You're just a little lost aren't you", the pony said in a caring tone.

"Don't talk to me like I'm einz baby!", the doctor hissed at the yellow pony.

"But, b-b-but" she started.

The doctor slapped the yellow pony with his hoof. The yellow pony reeled back, startled, and caressed her cheek with her own hoof. Every other pony in the room gaped at what they just saw. The yellow pony started to cry and with her wings, flew away.

" You bastard!"

Before the doctor could react, a white pony with a purple mane had returned the slap he had given. "Now I don't know where you are from, but slapping a lady who was only trying to help you is... is just unforgivable", the pony hissed with so much venom that it stung the doctor more than the initial slap. The doctor was down, but not out, and started to protest.

"You sink i'm stupid" he muttered. The white pony looked at him half with surprise, and half with disgust. "You sink, I have forgotten zat you are ze enemy. You are British, and I am einz German, ve are at var, and nozing you do vill make me give up anysing to ze likes of a dog like you". The white pony had tears in her eyes and slapped the doctor again.

"I don't know where you learned your manners but they are horrid, and as for this British person or whomever you are talking about, it does not give you the right to slap a girl"!

"Vait", the doctor began, "you mean, you're not British"? The white pony looked at him with surprise and then left in a huff. The purple pony stepped forward, "I don't know about this war you are talking about, but no pony insults one of my friends let alone slaps one of them".

The doctor thought for a moment. These creatures didn't seem to know anything about the second great war. They knew nothing about the Third Reich or the Fuhrer.

"You should be ashamed of yourself", the orange pony said and all the ponies left the room leaving the doctor alone to think.

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Twilight and the others ran after Fluttershy and Rarity.

"Can you believe the nerve of that guy", Applejack said.

"Yeah", Rainbow Dash replied "he better watch it or else he's gonna get it, and next time Twilight isn't going to be there to break it up"

"I know he's a little rough around the edges guys, but I think he's just scared and lonely. It doesn't seem like he has a lot of friends and I dunno, maybe that's what he needs right now", Pinkie Pie said thoughtfully.

"Look sugar cube", Applejack began, "I know you are a friend to everyone, but there are just some ponies who won't change no matter what you do".

"Don't say that applejack, I know there is some good in him, there is good in everyone, I just know it" Pinkie said.

"Well good luck to ya hun" Applejack replied.

"Yeah, you're gonna need it" Rainbow Dash said.