MLP: Friendship Evolved

You were beginning to get used to Ponyville, and its inhabitants. While the first few days since your arrival, ponies stared at you for extended periods of time, and although it made you uncomfortable, you understood you were a new species in their world. You usually stayed on Larry for most of the day, creating new things and just doing random shit. The only thing you had to eat were berries and vegetables, which were growing outside of the mobile base. You needed some protein. You decided to go hunting. You went extremely deep, so no one saw you, since you had the suspicion that no one in Ponyville hunted game for food. Unfortunately, that meant a higher chance of another Timberwolf attack, but fortunately, you made a shotgun that has more stopping power than the assault rifle, and you brought it with you for both self defense and hunting.

Walking through the forest, you spot a deer. It was a buck, and it was alone. It was standing in a small clearing. You had the perfect shot. You aimed down the sights, turned safety off, and fired. The slug hit smack dab in the heart, and the deer fell on its side dead.

"YES!" You whisper-shout. Walking over to the deer, you pull out your knife. You were now crouched next to the deer about ready to gut it.

8 minutes later.

At this point, you were dragging the deer through the forest. As much as you wanted meat, you felt bad for the deer. It was just standing there, minding its own business, then you come out of no where and kill it. It's just the circle of life. Was all you were thinking, but was it? You were a new species in the circle, with the capability to make weapons that shot projectiles. But hey, you loved being human.

You approached the end of the forest. You realized you needed a new approach to the situation. Ponies were everywhere, and you didn't want to be spotted with the corpse of a deer slung over your shoulder, that's why you made a deer sized bag to put it in. You have been preparing to hunt something for the last week, and you decided to make a bag to put the deer in. See, you cared about others, even if they were technicolor equines.

After shoving the deer into the bag, you "casually" walked back to the Titanosaurus, if casual was struggling to drag a bag across the ground, and having your hands covered in blood. You were almost back to Larry, you were so close...

"Hello Nashy Washy!" It was Pinkie Pie. She scared the shit out of you. You jumped, dropping the bag in the process. Instinctively, you turned around and put your gloves on.

Turning back around, you wave.

"Oh, uh... hi Pinkie Pie. What brings you to my humble abode?" You began to sweat.

"Nothing. I just wanted to know what in this big bag you suspiciously dragged out of the Everfree forest only minutes ago." Aw shit.

"Oh... it's... nothing... just some things I found." Your heart was racing.

"Things, like what Nashy?" She asked.

Aw shit, what do I say... I can't tell her I killed a deer...

"You killed a deer?" She just read your mind.

"..." You had nothing to say. You just grabbed the bag and continued dragging it to the Titanosaurus. How in the hell did she just read your mind?

"So Nashy, did you really kill a deer? Is that what's in the bag?"

"Yes, now just go." You were finally at the Titanosaurus.

"Why? Are you doing extremely super secret science experiments on It? Or are you going to..."

"No, now just go. You wouldn't understand." Staring down at the pony, you realized you were never going to get her to leave unless you told her the truth.

You sigh. "Alright, you know how my species is omnivorous?" She nodded "Okay, good. I haven't eaten meat in days," She began backing up "Why are you backing up? I don't eat ponies. I don't eat things that talk, can feel emotions, or anything similar to my own species."

"Well, that's a relief. I thought you were gonna kill me."

"Never in a million years, now can you please go? I need to get this thing prepared to eat. And before you ask, no, I am not eating it whole."

"Okay, bye." She hopped away, humming a song she calls "Smile". You sigh in relief. At least she realized that you were an omnivore.

You open the bag and stare at the deer. "Now to get the good stuff."

15 minutes later...

You were in your mobile base's kitchen. The meat of the deer was laid out on the counter top. The meat was cut in fillet form. You take two pieces of meat and put the rest in the refrigerator. Just when you put the two fillet's on the grill, the door busted open, revealing Twilight Sparkle.

"Wha... what the hell are you doing breaking my door down?" Pinkie told Twilight. That tattle-tailing bitch.

"Pinkie Pie told me that you killed a deer, is this true?"

"Yeah, I needed something to eat. I am omnivorous, like I said."

"..." She was silent.

"What? I said I was omnivorous. What did you think I ate?"

"I thought you ate things like eggs."

"Well yes, but I prefer venison over eggs."

"What's venison?" Twilight asked.

"Deer meat." You pull a piece of meat from the grill to show Twilight. You inspect the meat fillet for a second. "Huh, not finished." you throw the meat on the grill and flip it. Hamburger style.

"That is..." She begins. "Disgusting."

"Not if your human." You check the meat fillet's one more time. "Done." You pull the tray out of the the grill and put the meat on a plate. You then grab some mejoberries and put them on the side of the meat.

"You know, for being on an island for four years, you have made some advanced technology." She studied the room with all of its electronic machines.

"Yeah... I didn't make them. I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows five other guys, who knows an inventor. He practically reinvented them better than ever. Plus, I got them at a wicked price."

"How much?" she asked.

"Free." you stare at the plate. You couldn't take it anymore. You grabbed a fork and a knife, and began eating. Looking back up to see if the unisis... or Alicorn, as you have learned, was still there. She was, but she was examining you like a rat being tested on.

"Why are you staring at me eating? It's making me uncomfortable." you say.

"Oh, sorry." she began to look around the room.

"So... how has your stay been?" She asked after a minute of silence.

You stop eating. "Oh, it's been great. The residence are getting used to my presence, and all my creatures love it here. Just look at Sparky." you point over to Sparky. He was rolling on the ground and grunting.

Before you could say anymore, you heard a scream from Ponyville, followed by Fluttershy walking in.

"Um... Mr. Anderson?" She quietly asked.

"Yes, Flutts?" you replied.

"I um... think you need to see this thing. It looks like something from your book." you were confused. If it was a dinosaur, or anything else from the island, then how'd it get here? And if it was, then there would be a possibility of more coming. That would suck. But... you got an idea. It wasn't a complicated one, but it was clever as hell. This is gonna be so fucking sick... you thought. It didn't matter what kind of dinosaur it was, but you were gonna tame it. You run upstairs, grab a bow, some arrows, meat (you have two fridges), narcotics, and berries and come back downstairs.

"Alright, let's go" you say.

"You're gonna kill it?" Twilight said.

"No, I'm gonna tame it."

Walking through the panicking town, you finally spotted it.

"Well, well, well. Look what we got here..." you said, walking close to the creature. It was a Dilophosaurus, and it was pissed. It was hissing, its frill was unfolded, and the quills on its back were shaking. You loaded an arrow into the bow. Pulling back the string, you then let go. The arrow flew through the air and hit the Dilo on its side. It instantly keeled over, unconscious. You began to walk over to begin taming it. About half way to the unconscious creature, another Dilophosaurus jumped at you from your left side, knocking you on your back. It then jumped on your stomach and began to try and bite your neck. Before it could, you grabbed its neck and stomach and began fighting it off of you. It was stronger than it looked. It wouldn't stop fighting you. With all your strength, you eventually pushed it off of you. Good, you bought some time. You loaded another arrow into the bow, pulled back, and fired. The arrow hit in the same area as the last one. Giving off a blood-curling shriek, it it plopped on the ground, unconscious.

"That's two! Now to tame." You walked over to a Dilo and dragged it over next to the other. After that, the long process of taming began.

1 Hour Later...

"All done. Come here you son's of bitches!" you motioned your hand towards the two, now conscious, Dilophosaurus's, who were now a bit less frightening and more... cute. They waddled over to you, stopping a few feet in front of you.

"Are you s..sure they're safe?" Fluttershy asked.

"Of course they are! Now, pet it." you ordered.

"Okay... um... nice dino..." she began to stroke her hoof on one of the dinosaur's backs. It began to purr like a cat. Strange, they've never done that with me on the island.

"Well, I'm off again." You motion the Dilo's to follow you, but Twilight stopped you in your tracks.

"First off, I want to know how those got here. You said that you and your animals came here only."

"Exactly. And apparently, they some how came too." you didn't want anything to to do with this. You just wanted to finish your venison.

"But what if a bigger carnivore comes here? Something like your El Diablo?"

"If it's a Giganotosaurus, then... we're fucked."

"Wha... What do you mean?"

"What I mean is that wild Giga's are 10 to 20 times stronger than tamed ones. The reason being is the mass tranquilizers used to knock it out weaken it. They're still very strong when tamed, but they have no chance against a wild one. El Diablo is strong enough to fend one off, but not kill it. Unfortunately, we do have to kill it if one comes. It's too dangerous for this country."

"Is there any other ways to defend Ponyville from one?" Twilight asked.

"Yes. The only thing that can kill a wild Giga is him." You point to Larry. "Plus, we could use Laura's turrets in the air."

"At least we have some defenses."

"Yup. Well, I'm gonna go back home and finish eating. See ya!" You whistle to the Dilo's, and they begin to follow you.

"That dude always has to rush back to his place." Rainbow Dash muttered after Nash left.

"When'd you get here?" Fluttershy asked.

"I just got here."

Back at your place, you were setting up a pen for the newcomers. It will be 15x15 with a food trough and fresh water, which was hooked up to a reservoir that you also used. They'd be perfectly at home. You managed to find some ferns in the forest for them to use as bedding. Since they were male and female, you were planning to breed them in the future. A few hours later, it was finished. The Dilophosaurus's were put in, and there's another successful day in Equestria. A surprise visit from some dinosaurs, and you weren't the slightest concerned. You know you should be, but you don't really care... yet.