The Adventures of Mr. potato man

It was a normal day for Mr. potato man fending off attacks, eating civilians and burning the world just like that toaster had taught him to. All was in complete chaos before he took a NASA ship and flew off to his home planet the big empty he needed advice if what he was doing is right. The toaster said there's a rare snow globe he has and he would give it to the potato if he completed his assignment.
Mr. potato man found that unbelievable but if he did have it his snow globe collection would be complete. The somewhat evil potato accepted his mission but when he took the NASA ship back to earth he was wearing a blindfold and accidentally fell into a rift in time and space. Somehow he landed in Equestria and fell unconscious. Days later Mr. potato man started to regain consciousness....

"Are Ya'll alright?" exclaimed by a pony

"ughhh.. I can't see."

"Yeah Ya'll can't you have a blindfold on." said calmly while removing his blindfold

Potato man jumped in the air surprised

"Wh.. wh. what in the glorious name of satan are you?!?!" the potato said while frightened

"What am I? What are you?! Ya'll look like a potato. Anyways i'm a filly"

wow a talking horse I must be high potato man thought

"A talking horse? I must have got bumped real hard last thing I remember is a light.. Could you point me in the direction of the nearest town?"

As the pony Pointed her hoof right she didn't tell him that he had to go through the everfree forest.
Mr potato man was humming a song while walking blindly into the Everfree forest Later he finds himself in a staring competition with a cockatrice.

"Give up yet stupid cock?" said while he chuckled"

"scootaloo noise"

"I'm starting to turn stone but how? Are you medusa's pet cock or something?"

"two scootaloo noises"

"Lucky I can spit acid."

As Mr. potato man killed the cockatrice he broke free from his stone imprisonment with his acid but before he knew it a phoenix attacked him and started gnawing at his potato skin. Mr. potato man started screaming for help but instead a chicken came out of nowhere and started eating his potato skin aswell but the phoenix knew the chicken was stealing its food and started to attack the chicken this gave Mr. potato man time to escape but instead he started a cooking pot and said for them to calm down. while potato man was cooking some of himself in a pot he spit acid in their food like an evil restaurant. Once they fell down like sacks of potatoes. Mr. potato man ate the phoenix then he left the everfree forest.
Moments later Mr. potato man has finally reached ponyville... a pony approaches

Hopping all around is a pink pony saying...

"WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!! Hi i'm pinkie pie what's your name?"

Potato man was shocked by such an unusual greeting but he stayed calm

"Mr. potato man"

"That's a funny name. Where are you from?"

"I'm not quite sure I hit my head pretty hard."

"Oooooohhhh a guessing game let me think... Sweet apple acre's? canterlot? The groun-"

"No No No I forgot where I came from."

Wow she's an idiot potato man thought

"Oh um sorry."

"No it's fine. I forgot a lot of things one thing is for sure the light is mysterious"

"Okie dokie lokie Goodbye mister."

"Before you go is there anywhere that might help my search?" the potato asked loudly

"Twilight might be able to help she's usually in her library near the middle of the town. Bye."

as Mr. potato man walked calmy towards the library he tripped on a rock and cut his knee. Needless to say he was shouting for help. One yellow coated Pegasus came to his aid and asked what's wrong. As soon as potato man shown his knee the Pegasus put a bandage on it. After 10 days in the hospital potato man found it in him to go to twilights library.

"KNOCK KNOCK... I'm saying knock knock because there's no doorbell." said jokingly

"Come in."

"Umm I suppose your twilight?"

"Yes that's me what do you need?"

"I need your help finding the light and regaining my memory.."

"what's the light?"

"I don't know idiot I seem to have lost my... MEMORY!"

"Alright calm down featherbrain I think I might have a book about light lets see... how to use Lights deathnote um... How to reflect light uh... Ah here it is The light"

"WHAT DOES IT SAY!!!!!" said in the toasters voice"

"Could you please be quiet while i read... Ahem. To find the light you must first find the elements of harmony... The rest of it is blank!"

"alright lets set out and find or steal the elements of harmony!!"

"I remember a ponytail that there's one in the everfree forest."

"Lets go"

As Mr. potato man ventures into the everfree forest He found a dead chicken that looks like it was killed by acid after he had eaten it they started searching for the first element Twilight came across an abandoned shack. Twilight had decided to go down it without potato man once she had screamed our hero rushed to her voice only to have been trapped by dogs..

"What do you bitches need?" potato man said angrily as he gave the dogs the stare of a thousand yards

"Hey were not female don't call us bitches and wipe that look of your face."

"Fine bastards it is. Listen to your new master and let me go"

"We need that unicorn to find us rubys in our mine and we need you for our DINNER!" said the dogs while maniacally laughing"

"i'll find you all a lot of rubys if you eat her and let me live"

"NO! Don't eat me the potato will taste better and i uhh.. Have a disease. Yes i have the uh.. ick yeah the ick" said twilight while making silly faces

After carefully deciding the three dogs have decided to eat the potato but potato man has one trick up his sleeve. He spit all over himself right the second they ate some of him they fell down unconscious but not dead. potato man then spit on twilights chains that were imprisoning her in. they had escaped together but before they left they found one of the dogs wearing an element of harmony twilight took it and escaped.

What happens next? find out on the next DRAGO- i mean chapter.