Patrick Matthews, private eye. In Port City, that name is known by many. To some people, he's a hero. To others, he's a meddlesome rat that needs to be caught.

Just when the latter group believes that they have cornered him, a strange being that calls herself Luna spirits him away to a world far beyond his adversaries' reach.

Too bad for him that A) he's never been to said world, and B) he's in a completely different body.

As if existence hadn't already give him a hard enough time, a case pops up in the otherwise picturesque town of Ponyville. And, of course, Patrick is sent to crack it.

Joy.

Part 1 of See, Hear, and Speak.

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