My Little Splatoon: Turf War is Magic

"Hey, hey, you okay"? "Come on, wake up, wake up..."

"This is NOT going to work". "There probably not even alive".

"Shut up, Bigfin". "We can save her. Or him. Not sure."

I start to come-to, my  eyelids slowly opening as I make out a figure. It's tall, skinny, and stands on what i could see to be two legs. Almost like someone from Canterlot High. I close my eyes again, don't have enough energy to do so. Untill I see a pony, or what looks like a pony, walk up to them. I immediately sit up in shock. The two species weren't ever supposed to meet! I look around frantically, thinking it was just some crazy illusion. But I'm not in my bed in my castle...

"Oh GOD that scared me. Next time, Humboldt, DON'T bring me on your life saving missons."

I look over to where I hear that voice, and I'm caught looking at two people, a human, and a pony. I'm almost hyperventilating from 1, waking up in some crazy alleyway, and 2, A HUMAN AND A PONY RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER! At the time, I thought that trying to fly away was justified. But as I got about 5 feet in the air, I feel a great pain in my wing. I fall to the ground and try to soothe it with my two front hooves. I look back over at the two, my face saying, "Get me to a hospital right now, I'm dying". Naturally, they have a expected disturbed look on my face. But it looks more like confusion to me. One of them whispers, "did their wing... just break"?

"Oh god I think it did". "We need to get them to a hospital".

"We cant do that"! "Wings dont break here."

"Oh..... yeah, right." "Forgot about that".

The pony sighs., Walks over to me, and tries to heave me on their back.

"Dude, I think these wings are real." "Like, not metal".

I'm looking towards the sky. Except the crazy pain in my wing, It's a pretty calming moment. I look over at my left, I see some sort of capsule, protector thing. I remember building it. After some scuffling between the the human and horse, I go from 0 to 60 pretty fast. One minute, I'm looking lazily towards the sky. The next, I'm being carried by somepony I dont know, down a maze of alleyways I don't recognize. This is a pretty eventfull day. I hear some more bickering, then I hear the question.

"Hey, what's you're name"? The pony asked.

"Twilight, Twilight Sparkle". I replied, still on their back.

"I'm Bigfin, Nice to meet you in this time of chaos and peril." I'm guessing you have alot of questions".

"Yeah", I admit. "ALOT of questions for you, and the human".

Bigfin goes silent for awhile.

She breaks the silence. "Whats a... human"?

Im confused. Surely, she knows the species name of what I can only assume is her freind.

"Uh... the person who was right next to you"?

Again, more silence. We finally reach the place that Bigfin brought me to. It looks like the same alleyway I woke up in. She looks around, expecting someone to be there. Thats when the human caught up to us, holding the capsule that I apparently woke up in.  it looks extremely heavy. No wonder he was behind.

"Humboldt, I think shes a NATURAL alicorn".  Bigfin said

"And"?  (I guess their name is) Humboldt replied.

"AND"? Bigfin exclaimed in surprise. "AND we should tell the historians in the city! We'll be rich, popular, FAMOUS"!

Humboldt gave her a "No, were not doing that thing, youre crazy look."

Guess I'll be here a while.