My Little Splatoon: Turf War is Magic

I've never really looked at how Bigfin actually looked. Well, most of the time I was in shock, confusion, and pain, but I can say she has a very... perculiar hairstyle. Her coat is a nice, bright yellowish-orange color that fits her mane colors very nicely. Her mane is orange at the top, and gets darker as it does downward. small, black ovals accompany the tip. It doesnt look very...hairlike though. It looks like, squid tentacles. I blush just at the very thought. UGH! Stupid sci-fi loving, horny Twilight! After a long slience from Humboldt's stare of total disagreement, Bigfin finally, FINALLY says something.

"Well, what DO you want to do with her"? "Leave her left for dead"?

Humboldt sighs. Its a very long and emotional sigh. I can tell that they have been practicing.

"Go get Arowana". "SHE can make a good disguise for her".

Bigfin stares in disbelief at Humboldt. I guessed she's trying to get on Humboldt's "stare-communication" level. Realizing that it isnt working, she runs off in a different direction, looking for "Arowana". Humboldt comes over to me.

"Uh, hi". They say in a kind of dorky, awkward tone. "I'm Humboldt".

I chuckle politely. "Ive figured that out already from Bigfin". "I'm Twilight".

"Bigfin already told you, huh"? They say, joking. "Bigfin is super social". "I knew that she'd warm up to you eventually".

I chuckle a bit, thinking about what I will say next. I know, but I dont know how to word it.

"What exactly, are you"? I ask, turning my head away in embarrassment. I feel like it has a obvious answer, and they are just about to drop a giant bombshell.

"No, what are you"? "I mean, your a pony, but"...

They get interupted by Bigfin running back with what I can only assume is Arowana, carrying a bag around her neck. Arowana also has the same black ovals near the end of her mane. I guess it's just a popular mane-style. Her coat is a light pink, almost like Cadence, and her mane is a lightish purple. Not exactly my coat color, but pretty close. They pull out a couple of what looks like hair products and starts to walk toward me.

"You're Twilight, right"?

She has a bit of a Canterlot acent, very smooth and classy, but with a little pinch of playfullness in it. A very attractive combonation. She could very well pick up a stallion just with her voice.

"Uh... yeah". I stutter. "That's me"!

"Good". She beams. "I'm just going to have to fix your'e mane and tail a bit". "Nobody has this kind of hair".

I wasnt sure if that last comment was a good or bad thing. She starts moving my mane around first. I dont need to sit or lay down, she has super long legs, and she can reach the top of my head just fine. That's when she discovered my horn. I guess she didnt notice it before. She gasps in surprise before she speaks.

"A natural alicorn"? She states, looking over at Bigfin. "You should have told me this on the way here".

Bigfin just shrugs. She keeps on working around with my mane, not really making it fancy or professional, its more function over from at this time. She eventually moves down to my tail. After she is done with that, she gives me a mirror. My mane is now very simmilar to what theirs is, but the top of it stays the same. I realize that she could add the little black oval things at the end, and so quickly too.

"There, you ahould be covered". She says, in a proud tone, admiring her work. "All we'll have to do is get some body gear with wing coverings that fit you, and you'll be set"!

"Why"? I ask. Surely "wing coverings" shouldnt be necessary.

All three of the look at eachother. They all have the same expression that reads, "Should we tell her"?