The names Jack Stone
Solver of over 1 billion crimes.
Bad guys eliminated: 121
Cars destroyed: 69
Total arrests: 1
Total civilian casualties: Not my god damn problem.

Jack Stone is both the best and worst super cop. Casting aside such silly things as collateral damage and civilian casualties, he catches (or rather kills) the bad guys left and right, no matter how many times Cadence punches him in the crotch.
His morals are awful, his comebacks are even more awfuler, and his grammar is....passable.
Step in to a world
where the 4th wall curls up into a ball and cries like a bitch.
Where criminals and innocent civilians are the same thing!
Where one moment things are all bright and sunny, then Jack Stone shows up and ruins everything in the name of justice!

Are there confusing plot holes and continuity errors? CONSTANTLY!
Is there randomness and an utter lack of focus? BACON!
Do you miss johnny Bravo? Of course you do.

Disclaimer: I guess you don't technically need to read the chapters in order. You might not understand a running gag though.

So in all seriousness, Jack Stone was a character I played in a small video series with a friend of mine. The idea is for Jack to be a parody of every super cop movie/series. I've studied many cliches and tropes, and out came Jack Stone. It also parodies a lot of Mary Sue HiE stories. If you don't get the humor, then maybe this will help...or you just suck, who knows.

If you're liking what I'm doing, do me a solid and favorite, hit that thumbs up and leave a sweet, delicious, bullet-filled comment for me please!
Sex tag for...well there's a lot of sexual humor.

Here's a little something to help you after you've read it.
http://www.cloralen.com/cloralen-platinum-bleach-liquid-gel/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwvuDPBRDnARIsAGhuAmbWU8NKwemKHMW6PzPtALGF6Wa_bAwRgN5D4DHqay8yPlWoYOUOnfUaAqexEALw_wcB

Best comments about Jack Stone:
"The FUCK Kinna crazy shit did I just read?..."
"WTF...."
"Jack Stone: the maniacal cross between Horatio Caine, a 90's cop, and that one kid down the street who's probably insane but doesn't admit it...
...I see no problems with this guy's logic for solving a crime."
"His existence offends me..."
"you really don't give two fucks about a plot do you?..."
"Jack Stone is the reason my romantic night with Pinkie Pie happened."
"No one pistol whips like Gaston."