The Principal & The Student

The group then looked at him confused before Rainbow and Pinkie burst out into laughter.

"Hahahaha! You! The legend got caught! That's hilarious!" Rainbow said

"Yeah! You're, like, the greatest spy eveeeer! You can't get caught!" Pinkie added

"I'm serious guys." Skull said sternly

Rainbow and Pinkie immediately ceased their laughter.

"D-dude?" Rainbow said a little worried, "Please tell us your joking!"

Skull continued to give Dash a look that said, "Do I look like I'm joking to you" on it.

"B-b-but if you got caught!" Sunset stuttered

"Who caught you?!" Twilight asked quickly

"Principal Cinch." You said

"How?!" Rainbow asked

"I hid in a locker next to it hoping she would walk by quick enough for me to escape, but lets just say those lockers were dusty enough to make me sneeze."

Skull was telling the truth, but not the full truth, and Applejack might've known, but the others surely didn't. In all honesty though, he really, REALLY, didn't wanna tell them that the reason he got caught was because Cinch's boobs and ass made his teenage hormones and virgin mind go cuckoo crazy over her. At the same time, he knew if he told them the whole truth they'd never look at him the same way again. If you think about it logically, just how would you react to finding out one of your fellow classmates was caught by a rival school's principal, not to mention a rival school that beat you at everything, all because you thought they looked hot.

"Guess the so called legend isn't all he's cracked up to be." Sunset said

"To be fair, it's kind of been a year since my last spying job. I'm kind of out of touch." Skull said, "Especially considering I'm trying to balance my social life with my part time job at a local coffee shop. Can't exactly live up to my legend if I'm working something else, it's not exactly easy you know!"

"Okay, okay, we get it!" Rainbow said, "You're not exactly the legend you were back then!"

"Also, I've just plum out lost my passion for spying! It was okay back then because I needed the money then to pay off my car and stuff, but now I get five times as much as I did when I was doing spying as a part time job!" Skull stated, "I just plum out quit the spying business, I only came back this time because I was offered 10,000 dollars to find out what Crystal Prep was up to for the swimming contest! That's a price no one has ever gave me in my life, not to mention the highest offer anybody has ever given me as well! I HAD to take up on the offer! Well now you know. Crystal Prep is doing nothing except just doing what any old school would do! Working on some kind of routine and trying to perfect it, when we all know perfection is only meant for Marty Stu's, Mary Sues, and computers!"

"Whoa, don't have a cow man!" Sunset said

"Sorry. It's the truth though. I'm DONE with the spying business for good. And there is NO force on this planet that can change my mind about my decision either." Skull said

"What?! You can't just quit!" Rainbow said

"Actually, he has every right to quit." Celestia said

"Besides. Anymore of it and I might end up like Edward Snowden!" Skull said

"Who?" everyone asked

"Never mind." Skull groaned, "Point is, I'm done. I just wanna go back to a normal life now that this is all said and done."

"Well, if that's what you want." Sunset said

"Who knows. I might go back to doing it sometime down my life. But as of now, I am officially retired." Skull said, "Now where's my money."

Skull was now in his car, a 1969 Camaro SS given to him by his mom for his 17th birthday, leaving CHS with the briefcase of 10,000 dollars in the front passenger seat. He soon made it back to his apartment in the city and with the briefcase in tow headed to his room in the second floor of the nine story building. When he opened the door he was welcomed to the sound of a bed creaking and the door to his parent's room half way opened.

"Good thing we don't have any neighbors in any of the next door rooms." Skull groaned, "Yo moms! I'm home!"

The creaking stopped and soon two women came out of the room fully naked revealing their boobs and pussies. One was wearing a strap on that was immediately token off. The one without the strap on was slightly taller than Skull and had dark pink skin with black finger and toenail polish and dark grey lipstick with dark grey eye shadow. Her eyes were dark blue and her hair was black like her makeup. Her name was Wet Flower. Her special talent was that she was good at farming and had a keen eye on being able to spot ripe foods.

"Welcome home Skull!" She said going over to Skull and hugging him

Skull felt her breast and pussy brush against him. He only groaned internally for he had to put up with stuff like this for his whole life, from being a baby to now to be exact.

The woman with the strap on was Wet Flower's wife, Smoking Hot. She was slightly shorter than Wet Flower and had yellow skin with red and orange finger and toenail polish with blue lipstick and white eye shadow. Her eyes were dark green and her hair was the different flame colors. Her special talent was that she was good at cooking. Especially with propane.

"Hey mommy." Skull groaned, "How are you and mom doing?"

"Oh honey you know we miss you whenever you go out this long, we just get so worried. We just get so horny wean ever you're not around." Smoking purred to her son Skull

"Moooom. What have I told you about incest thoughts." Skull scolded

Smoking Hot just giggled as Wet Flower stopped hugging Skull, but not before putting her hand into his underwear and having a quick grab of his balls and rub of his limp dick.

"EEEEEEK! H-hey!" Skull squeaked as Wet Flower took her hand out of Skull's pants

"Sorry. I just couldn't help myself. I may be married, but I'm bi, I need a dick in me sometimes." Wet claimed

"But that doesn't give you the right to have sex with me! I'm your son for fucks sake, have you no shame?!" Skull counter-claimed

"Boy. One day you've gotta learn that in this world, it doesn't matter what you think." Wet said

Somewhat copyright infringement of The Rock. Skull thought

Suddenly Wet Flower drew Skull into a kiss on the lips and held it for a little bit, Skull trying to break the hold the whole time. She soon released her kiss and Skull had a look that said, "DAFUQUE?!" Then his phone rang to a little devious tune.

"Um, uh, um, I uh gotta um take a c-c-c-call." Skull said in a shocked voice

He then rushed out the door and puked out onto the outside driveway and answered his phone.

"Hello?" Skull answered

"Hello Skull. I'm just calling to remind you about our date tomorrow." Came a voice that was all too familiar to Skull

"PRINCIPAL CINCH?!"