Scream to be Heard!

"Oi, mista' Nailbrain, status reporta!" Kaptin Bluddflagg ordered, picking himself up and straightening out his hat.

"Status reporta's broke." Mr. Nailbrain stated, shoving a nail into his mouth.

"Then zoggin' fix it, yeh sorry git!" He ordered, stretching his arms. The small mekboy proceeded to amble up to the status reporta, wacking it with a wrench twice.

"Alright boss, it's fixed, 'an it says it doesnt know 'ere we are."

"Arghh, zog it all.. Is dere any of dem Inquisiter fellers aroun' 'ere?" Bluddflagg asked.

"Da git-finda aint pikin' up anytin', no gribblies, humies, or even those poncy Eldars, 'ere only a little planet in dis system.

"That planet might be good lootin'." The storm nob, Brikkfist said, blundering into the room.

"Dus it have a moon? We could sneak up on 'em on'a moon." The kommando nob, Spookums said, seemingly popping in from thin-air.

"Dont ye gits think anytin' fru? If dere aint any humies, then 'ere aint good lootin'." Berrated Bluddflagg.

"Wait kaptin, the git-finda is pikin' sumtin up! Dere a spikey boy down dere!" Mr. Nailbrain yelped.

"Jus' one? Ah.. zog it all, dont botha' gatherin' the boys, me'n Brikkfist wull go down fer what it's worth." Bluddflagg said, dissapointed.

"Prepare the teleporta!"

"Twilight, are you there? Twilight?" Yelled Applejack, in-between knocks.

"I guess she's not home, lets try Fluttershy's instead." Rarity offered.

"No, how about you go inside and check for her." A voice said behind them, they all turned around to see Bartlet at their flanks, a blastmaster in his hands.

"Now who the heck are you to.. to.." Applejack trailed off, seeing Twilight's cutiemark suspended between two poles welded into his powerpack, and Twilight's, Rainbow Dashes, and Pinkie Pie's heads impaled on a smaller pole behind the gruesome banner.

"You-y-u killed them! You killed all of the town! Why?" Rarity demanded, in shock.

"It's in my nature, now go inside and check for Twilight, for what it's worth." He said, stroking the bloodied, messy mane of Twilight's decapitated head, the pole going through her crushed esophagus and up through her pupil, the iris contracting around the rusty, blood stained pole.

"Rarity, take Spike 'n run, I'l hold 'im off!" Applejack yelled, getting inbetween Rarity and Bartlet, which only caused him to laugh and raise his blastmaster.

"Run Rar-" Applejack yelled, but was cut off as the blastmaster let loose a screaming bolt of sound, bursting Applejack's eyes and eardrums in a mess of vitreous humour and blood.

Rarity ran as fast as she could, Spike clinging to her mane, just as he let out a burp and a burst of green flame, a scroll falling from his mouth and quickly far from them as Rarity galloped away. Bartlet knew full well he could catch up to them easily, but he let them go and instead went for the letter.

My faithful student Twilight Sparkle,

my chief astronomers and my sister Luna have informed me of an anomaly that has recently formed in our solar system. An object of extraordinary size, and shape resembling a grand boat is now orbiting the planet. Due to magical probing techniques, we have deermined it is hollow in sections and has a breathable atmosphere. I invite you to join our science team in exploring it. Included is a map to the meeting place, I hope you will accept this invitation and join the team in exploring a new frontier.

Your teacher and ruler,

Princess Celestia.

"So, the Judgement of Carrion has arrived." Bartlet said, staring into the sky.