Beautiful Rainbows, Unicorns, and Rainbow Unicorns: The Daily Antics and Adventures of. . . Everyone

"El mariachi loco quiere bailar! El mariachi loco quiere bailar!" Onyx slurred loudly and shook maracas, "Quiere bailar el mariachi loco! Quiere bailar el mariachi loco! Hic!" He took one drunken step too far and fell off the stage and crashed onto a table. "Ayyyyyyy! Mi duele!"

"Somebody should go help him," Kyllgorr voiced. After a minute of no one in the group moving an inch, he sighed and got up, "Let's not all go at once."

Onyx felt the big, warm hands of Kyllgorr lifting him up, "Gorry. . . I do good?"

Kyllgorr rolled his eyes, "Oh, yes. You did a good job of embarrassing yourself. How the Hell did you even get the song?"

"I hash mine waysh," Onyx slurred.

"What a very. . . um. . . interesting cultural show of display there, right, mares and gentlecolts?" Ditzy Doo laughed nervously on the stage. She cleared her throat. "I am more than happy to introduce our next singer, Lord Grey Whulphe!"

Applause greeted Grey as he walked out on stage with an acoustic guitar.

"I do not know how I could top such a. . . spirited performance," he sat on the stool provided for him, "This is a little number I wrote a long time ago."

"I would find. . . a. . . way," Grey finished with his husky, deep voice. He opened his eyes and saw most of the crowd in tears. He stood up and bowed, "Thank you." Cheers and applause followed him as he walked off stage, behind the red curtains.

"Wow. . ." Ditzy Doo said in awe, "How about another round of applause? Alright, folks, our very own resident party pony: Pinkie Pie!"

After a second of darkness, a single spotlight shone on the pink mare in the middle of the stage, and then she began her song.

"'Cause baby you're a firework!" she fired her patented party cannon and lit sparklers. She began to dance and sing. By the time she was done singing, the whole club was on their hooves and feet singing along with her.

"What an energetic show!" Ditzy Doo commented and clapped her hooves, "Wow, what an amazing song! Now, let's keep this momentum going! Up next we have," she gasped at the list in her hoof, "Princess Celestia!"

Princess Celestia stepped out onto the stage, "Greetings, my little ponies." All the ponies immediately dropped what they were doing and bowed before their regent. Princess Celestia laughed, "My little ponies, thank you, but this is a time for fun! Let's drop the formalities and that beat!"

"We're gonna celebrate!" She finished her song. The crowd went wild with whoops and cheers. "Thank you all, my little ponies!"

"Spectacular show, Princess," Darqlon congratulated backstage.

"It is nice to let loose every. . . century or so," she smiled.

"Mariachi loco!" they heard Onyx yell at the top of his lungs. Then the next second, they heard him empty the contents of his stomach.

"I think it is time to go before he gets out of hand, your majesty," Darqlon advised.

Princess Celestia chuckled, "I'm afraid you may be right."