Beautiful Rainbows, Unicorns, and Rainbow Unicorns: The Daily Antics and Adventures of. . . Everyone

"I think I had a lucid dream about this place before," Onyx mused, his eyes stared widely at the chromatic pegasus before him.

"You sure you weren't drunk?" Rainbow Dash gibed. His sudden touch on her cheek surprised her.

"No," he spoke softly, "You were in it. Celestia was in it. Luna was in it. And all these places seem familiar to me." He removed his hand that he had outstretched unconsciously, "Sorry. I like to keep a journal, even though my life is boring, but mostly to remember the names of different people that I meet and keep track of my dreams. I titled it 'Beautiful Rainbows, Unicorns, and Rainbow Unicorns'. And this land is full of beautiful rainbows, unicorns, and," he smiled at the pegasus, "especially beautiful rainbow pegasi."

"Pfft!" Rainbow Dash pushed him away and hid her rosy cheeks behind her wild rainbow mane, "Go to the throne room! Rarity has your clothes done for tomorrow."

Onyx chuckled and walked off.

Rainbow Dash made the mistake of looking back at him which earned her a wink and kiss blown from him.

Grey stood like a statue, he wanted to avoid getting pricked by a needle or pin. Rarity and Amy pranced around him and made adjustments to his attire. After the ten minutes, which felt like ten hours, Rarity and Amy were content with how everything fit together on Grey's wide, muscular frame.

"You look absolutely dashing, darling!" Rarity complimented as she stepped back to examine him.

"Very imposing!" Amy nodded. "Go show the others!" Amy exclaimed and smacked Grey on his butt as he closed the door behind him.

Grey sighed and he soon found himself out in the throne room. He strode across the dais and made his way to the centre where the throne usually was seated.

Princess Luna clapped her hooves, "Yes! We like that one!"

"Rarity and Amy certainly know what they are doing," Princess Celestia commented.

"If that doesn't say 'leader' I don't know what does!" Pinkie Pie laughed.

Grey smiled, "I guess it's not that bad."

"Turn around for us!" Princess Luna requested. Grey spun around on one foot. "No, no, no! Slower."

Grey grinned. He slowly turned in a circle, "Happy?"

"Very," Luna winked flirtatiously.

"Oh, Killy," Amy gushed, "You look very intimidating and fearsome!"

"I must say, Amy, your work is splendid!" Rarity voiced, "And Kyllgorr, darling if this was my first time seeing you, I would swear that you are royal!"

"Thank you, Amy," Kyllgorr blushed, not used to compliments, "Thank you, Rarity."

"Do you feel up to showing the others, Killy?"

"Not. . . particularly," Kyllgorr answered honestly.

"You do not have to do anything you do not want to, darling," Rarity reassured him and placed a hoof on his hand.

"Exactly," Amy swatted Rarity's hoof away, "You can take it off and go sit back down sweety."

When Kyllgorr left, Amy shot a murderous glance at Rarity who was rubbing her hoof. Rarity smiled and laughed nervously and walked to the other room to retrieve Wolf's outfit.

"Scarf."

"Ascot."

"Scarf."

"Ascot."

"Scarf," Wolf stated sternly and growled.

"Ascot!" Rarity rebutted.

"How about," Amy wedged herself between Wolf and Rarity who were snout to snout with each other and separated them, "a bandanna?"

Rarity took the red cloth from Amy's magic with her light blue magic, "Hmmm?"

Wolf equally took the time to examine the cloth. They exchanged a glance and nodded their heads together. "Acceptable," Wolf proclaimed.

"This works nicely," Rarity agreed.

Onyx poked his head through the curtains, "My turn yet?"

"Nope!" Amy chimed.

"Oh, okay," Onyx deflated and disappeared.

Rarity stepped back. She cocked her head and frowned, "Do you think the pauldrons are too long?"

Amy went to the fashionista's side, "Hmm. . . A little. Instead of sticking out, we should sculpt them to his shoulders."

"My thought"

Onyx interrupted her by popping in his head again, "My turn yet?"

"No, darling," Rarity replied, annoyed slightly.

"Oh, okay," Onyx sighed and disappeared.

Amy finished sketching on a pad and showed it to Rarity. "Yes, those pauldrons will do nicely," Rarity accepted the pad and showed it to Wolf.

"It really does not matter to me. I dislike wearing clothes. I will defer to your better judgement," Wolf admitted.

"Okay! Then we should"

Onyx poked his head through the curtains, "My turn"

Amy flung his outfit into his face, "Here! Bucking put it on and stop interrupting us!"

"Thank you!" he chimed and whisked away.

Amy snorted and looked back at the two other persons in the room.

"He was a spoiled only child prince," Wolf explained.

"Doesn't make him less annoying," Amy said.

"Anyways, you are all done, Wolf," Rarity took off his pseudo armour with her light blue magic and excused him out.

"Are you sure this doesn't make my butt look big?" Onyx asked concerned.

Amy rolled her eyes, "You have to have a 'butt' in the first place."

"I do to have a butt!"

"Not compared to Killy's tush," Amy remarked and shoved a mirror into Onyx.

Onyx pointed his posterior towards the mirror and frowned, "I don't have a butt!"

"Squats, darling, squats," Rarity input.

Onyx removed his attire from off his armour with a sigh, "Yes'm."

"So," Darqlon broke the long silence, "how do I look?

Amy stared at the obsidian alicorn before her in awe, her jaw nearly touched the floor. The platinum accessories Grey crafted masterfully, stood out even more against Darqlon's black exterior.

Rarity snapped herself from her stupor, "Absolutely. . . sovereign."

Darqlon smiled, "Truly?"

"I. . .," Rarity struggled for words, "I just want to bow before you in reverence."

That made Darqlon chuckle, "That is not required." "Yet," he thought.

Onyx interrupted the veneration, "Hey! Woah!" He noticed Darqlon's imposing figure, "Looking like the king of the world there, D."

"Perhaps in the future," Darqlon mused.

"You two ladies go and take your seats," Onyx instructed.

"What?" Rarity questioned while Amy watched in starstruck awe.

"I have convinced the others that we are going to walk out there and make an impromptu fashion show!"

"B-But," Rarity was perplexed, "Amy and I still have to do embroidery and make changes to Wolf's ensemble!"

"You will have time for that later!" Onyx rushed Rarity out and picked up Amy and placed her out the door.

"This is the first I have heard of this," Darqlon stated.

"That's what makes it 'impromptu'," Onyx rolled his eyes, "Besides, you're going to kill it out there. Celestia won't be able to resist you."

Darqlon laughed heartily and walked to the back room where his other comrades werestill shaking his head.