The Rise Of A Square World

I floated silently through the void of darkness.  A dream less sleep was the only description of the world around me.  Until a voice called out my name. Troll…  Troll bridge.  The voice rang.  I herd no reaction to the sound nor could I even conceive the notion of self at this point in time.  I had nobody no thoughts or senses to perceive the world around me only black and emptiness fill me but still the voice rang out.

Troll… troll bridge

Though the voice disturbed me from my dreams slumber still no signs of life or consciousness could be found within me.  And yet still the voice rang out.

Troll…

I made no attempt to contact the source of the disturbance nor did I make any attempt to analyze it further.  I simply existed with no purpose is reason or thought.  Finally long last the voice grew impatient.

FUCK this troll wake up dumb ass!!!!  The voice shouted breaking me from sleep as my eyes opened.

Finally at long last thoughts and feelings and senses filed my mind.  I quickly took stock of my surroundings unfortunately though there were none.  Laid before me was not a beautiful landscape or any identifiable object but instead a crisp white floor one you would find in if only the highest class building in the richest community of the world.  And yet this floor stretched on forever in all directions with no walls to be found.

When I looked up I saw close down hanging from woody fence polls this was coming to see in higher class is as they did not like to use torches to like their homes.  However the ceiling cannot be seen in either stretched infinitely high or was beyond my point of view.  In this infant room I quickly had remembered my last thoughts and experiences.  This only led me to voicing a question that most living creatures would not like to ask.

(troll)  am I dead?

Yes the voice replied startling me.

Who are you?  Show yourself I demanded!

Seen as things never really go right in my life as a lately I was expecting some form of a horrible monster or maybe herobrine to show himself and lead me into another fight for my diary life even after my life had expired but this was not the case for in a flash of white light stood before me someone who many thought to belong in legend and had disappeared from your world long ago.

Notch now stood before me and all his Glory.  I quickly fell to my knees in response.  Completely baffled by the site I was unable to articulate any form of a reasonable sentence.

(troll) u… u-m… tr—o…?

(notch)  no no don’t try and speak.  Many people are quite overwhelmed when they see me for the first time I thought your friend Pone was going to soil himself.  Let’s just all take a deep breath in.  The notch then took a deep breath in and let it out slowly and gave a gesture that I should do the same.  After a few breathing exercises he then began to approach me.

(notch)  troll I’ve been watching you.  you made me very proud.  I honestly thought no one could stand up to herobrine.  Good job he said padding me on the back and helping me to my feet.  You know…  You look like you need a drink and I think there are few people would like to see you again.  Notch then snapped his fingers and turned around.  When I followed suit I saw that there is a large building standing in front of us.  I recognized it as one of the more popular bars from my city.  I built it myself in such a familiar sight did calm my nerves.

(troll)  well with all the crazy stuff that happened in my life I guess I do need a drink.  As I walk through the door of the ball or I was met with a sight that filled me with joy.  Pone tank Mr. Brown cannibal brain Buster white wolf mushroom cloud and a few villagers that quite frequently talked to me were in the bar the end from the looks of things they’re all having a good time.

(everyone)  troll!!!  They greeted me.

I wasted no time and threw myself around Pone my best friend who had been taken from me in the worst of circumstances.  As I knocked into the ground he only laughed.

(Pone)  it’s good to see you to troll.  Come on let’s all sit down he said pointing to a boost designed a hold large parties of people.

Once we all were seated I looked around the table and figured I’d get to the point.

(troll) so I’m guessing that we’re all here for reason and not just ‘cause I’m dead right?

To my question notch gave a sigh of disappointment and shook his head up and down.  I’m afraid you’re unsuccessful in your attempt to kill herobrine.  You see I made herobrine to be a leader someone who all heroes can look up to.  I’m afraid in order to ensure he would be this great leader I made sure nothing could kill him except of course me.

(troll)  but I saw him he was so totally dead?  But I jammed a sorted through his chest!  I said in the town reminiscent of a child saying no fair after a board game.

(notch)  yes I know it wasn’t exactly this Mars decision to make herobrine without death.  The please understand herobrine was not always like this.  You see I never fully anticipated what immortality would do to herobrine.  It never negatively affected the gods but then again the gods had very different locations that herobrine.  Whilst me in the gods worked on creating new landscapes and always looking forward into the unknown it was herobrine its job to take care of the mortals.  I never really realized how hard his life must’ve been to hold them also close only to eventually have been taken away and to fight every single day a battle that would never end.

Notch then grew silent and remorseful what he had done.

(troll)  well you’re not she can do whatever you want fix it.

Everyone around me now stared intently somewhat excited by a conversation.

(notch)  I would if I could but I’m afraid herobrine is first task in his rebellion was to immobilize my body without my body I can do anything otherwise I would never allow this to happen.  If you are to have any hope in beating herobrine you must free my body.

I then grew confused what did I have anything to do with it I was dead.  What you mean?  I can do anything I am dead.

Notch then perked up with a smile yes but now that you’re dead my power can fix you once more.  The now don’t think this is a free pass it takes a lot of energy from you to do this without my body.

(troll) do what I asked?  Confused

(notch) tell me have you ever heard that of a RE-spawn?  He asked having side of his nose teasingly.

I then smiled yes yes I have literally work?  Notch only shook his head yes.  Sweet I replied.

(white wolf)  hold up before you go bringing him back to life don’t think we should let no but few things?  White wolf erupted stopping notch from doing anything more.

(notch)  oh yes silly me.  I’m going to juice you up a bit more than most heroes are.  Unfortunately I can give you any of your pony DNA back but what I can do is give you the power to Teleport and the power to craft using obsidian.  O and be sure to grab herobrine sword the next time you see it that thing is dangerous and needs to be destroyed.

Notch then made motions again as if to do something however this time he was interrupted by agreeing creeper.

(Pone) wait!  This is kind of our friend can we give them a good farewell?  Pone asked.

(notch)  well go ahead he said snapping his fingers and making drinks appear in for us all.

(Pone)  now this seems more proper.  a toast to troll bridge he said raising as glass the high up in the air.

Everyone quickly agreed racing of their glass high up into the air.  We all then sent shares climb them together into the big drink.

(notch)  good now that that is out of the way let’s do this RE-spawn he said reaching for me.

(mushroom cloud)  um wait…  She squeaked stopping notch.

(notch)  now what?  Notch asked impatiently.

(mushroom cloud) O um…  The don’t you think we should tell him the plan before sending him back?  I mean he doesn’t know where your body is.

notch then paused actually he said the you’re right that would’ve been a horrible if I’d sent him back too soon.  OK was no troll and you’re not going to like this but here’s a plan.  First I need you to go to the end and media with the resistance.  Trust me that’s the only real safe place to be an stage and assault against whenever fortifications herobrine has laid around my body.  Then you’re going to need to go to the nether and free all the heroes that herobrine has captured their he put some kind of block on to prevent anyone from going in or about that’s why you never connected into another last time you try to go there.  And finally you’ll need to find my body unfortunately it’s not exactly some real like to go…

(troll) well where is it I asked fearing where he could possibly have been when herobrine captured him.

(notch)  unfortunately my body is an MOD lands.  I’ll make sure that every compass you can create points to Ford’s my body and not to reach your own home.

My eyes popped open in my jaw drop down.  M-m-m-  mod lands?  I don’t want to go to the mod lands.

He is about now that I have to explain to you more of my world.  Boy I haven’t done this and longtime.  You see it a mod that is an extremely powerful magic spell trust me there not something you want to dabble in.  but from what I know of them who never casts the mud can lay down a particular set of laws in physics they can create new blocks were even new monsters or animals.  Once the mod is in place it cannot be removed and creator is trapped within the month for all eternity.  Unfortunately this is not always a good thing as mobs are not exactly predictable in their implication in real world quite often heroes I think the model act one way but then we’ll turn around completely and become a nightmare often leading to their death.

We as a society to create monster be illegal and any chunks that are infected by mobs are quarantined immediately.  No one goes in and no one comes out which a surprisingly easy to maintain as most mud lands cannot spawn heroes within them and you cannot only go by venturing in yourself.  All mod items do not work in the outside world only within the space of the mod.

I then dropped my face on the table O man I don’t want to go to the mud lands.  But I could hear white wolf and Pone laughing at my despair.  shut up I snapped it’s not funny!

(white wolf)  no it’s pretty funny and I’ve been to them of lands trust me they suck.

OK I said let’s do this thing.  I then rose from my seat and walked over in front of notch so how’s this RE-spawn thing work.

Notch then smiled as he raised his hand high in the air.  Just…  Like…  This…  The he said clacking me on the forehead and sending me heard on the way from them at what seemed to be impossibly fast speed.  Soon my vision was filled with nothing but bright light and I woke up that lying in my bed steering the ceiling.  Quickly a jump to the floor and inspected myself busy of those alive.

The square legs square hands the square head I was back and did my original skin.  At first the thought of the entire thing being a dream entered my mind but a quick glance around the room prove that it’s not my house at least not my house from the city.  This was my house in pony vill and I made a mad dash to the door to prove my hunch right.  The stomping on the push plate I opened up the door and outside pony vill stood before me.  I was back.

And boy it’s great to be home.

End of chapter one.