The Rise Of A Square World

(Rainbowdash) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The little pony screamed at the top of her lungs.  In a flash of light known as the rain boom she’s shot straight up word of my arms and into the orange sunset sky.  As I looked up attempting to trace the rainbow in its trajectory I saw it quickly when out of my site.

Wow I thought to myself now that’s a good troll.  I then looked over to vinyl scratch and Octavia.  And this by far superseded the troll performed on Rainbowdash.  For you see the force of the rain boom had quite successfully removed all of the makeup from my body and plastered it perfectly on to Octavia who was not looking happy at all.

(vinyl scratch)  this is the greatest day of my life.   Ha hahahaha the pony giggled as she fell over backwards clutching her stomach.

(troll)  hey who is that good looking fellow I said poking at the makeup and being sure to put on my best troll face.  Now I wish to clarify at this time that I’m well aware Rainbowdash shooting up into the sky whilst under the impression I’m a zombie is not a good thing but hey I never said I was very smart.

(Octavia) stop laughing this instant you two!  You’ve forgotten that Rainbowdash can fly!  if she tells any pony that troll is and undead creature things could get very dangerous.  What if somepony accidentally attack troll!  I swear vinyl you never think before acting and…

I put my finger to the ponies lips to stop her from talking.  don’t worry my new friend this is in the first time a Prank has gotten me into trouble.  I looked around for a brief moment and saw that I was very close to fluttershy is cottage she can fly but not very far and certainly not very fast.

As vinyl finally recovered from her laughter and wiped the tears from her eyes she looked up to me.

(vinyl)  that is it square head you are awesome!  She exclaimed as she got a running jump and did something that should have processed in my mind much differently.

She jumped square into my arms and planted one on me.  That’s right she kissed me square on the lips…  Um…  Well you know what I mean by square right?  Anyway when she did it I only stood there for a second holding her not fully comprehending the number of social problems it would cause.

Well as you can guess my brain had to start working eventually and it happened I remembered the feelings I had while affected by pony DNA and realize what vinyl was doing.  I also realized a certain few phrases I had wrote into my diary and then handed to a particularly good looking…  I mean misled unicorn.

(troll)  ho no I said putting down the little pony.

(Vinyl)  what’s wrong square head?  Never kissed on a first date?

In just the past half second things had went from fun to very complicated a feeling I did not like it all.  So I quickly thought of a lie something to get the ponies away but keep them busy and relieved me from my thoughts at least for the time being.

Look I said Octavia is right.  We can’t have Rainbowdash telling everyone that I’m a monster so here’s the plan.  You go clean up Octavia and I’ll go prank fluttershy real fast.  As soon as undone explaining everything to her she could help me calm down Rainbowdash and then we can prank everyone else in pony vill.  does that sound like fun?

(Vinyl) that sounds like fun Square head! let’s get you cleaned up she said moving towards Octavia.  Of course I must say I think you look rather good like this she said giggling.

(Octavia)  just shut up and help me get clean.

The two ponies walked away leaving me some time to myself.  O man I thought.  I hope twilight did not actually read my diary that will make things a much easier.  I mean I can’t actually love a pony can I?  I had to eventually push these thoughts from my mind as the aspect of Rainbowdash sending the royal guards after me or something did sound pretty foreboding.  They quickly walked along the path to Fluttershy’s cottage.

Thinking was not really something I wanted to do.  You need to understand relations back home are not as complicated than they are here.  Our lives are so short there really is no commitment in them.  But here and pony vill I guess things are different.  O man I thought to myself Fluttershy’s cottages even further way than what I thought.  I wish I had something to distract me.

Now up until now I’ve noticed the universe pretty much enjoys messing with me in any way it can maybe this is to make up for the weary trolls I do to other people but at any rate this one time it decided to give me what I wanted.  I could hear the distinct sound of voices of the head.

One of them I recognized…

(?) You two are just bullies just because your parents have money don’t mean your any better than us.

Listening closer i determined that there were five ponies up a head.  And two sides to the argument.  One side had two ponies who seem to be implying the argument that having money and cutie marks make sure better than everyone else.  Whilst the other side of the argument had three ponies arguing that is who you are as a person or pony in this case but make you the best.

Finally identified the voice I recognized as apple bloom apple jacks little sister I had met her once before and it would appear she shared many of the same honest qualities as apple jack.  The two voices accompanying her I could not recognize.  The one cracked and broke every now and then while the other was reminiscent of that of a chicken though I don’t know how.

Well I thought to myself I suppose clearing things up with apple jack’s little sister can only help the situation should things go wrong.  Besides I need something to think about other than well you know.

Walking slightly off the path and threw some bushes I came across the five ponies or Phillies I should say all gathered up in a circle arguing.  They had not yet put on their costumes as I heard from vinyl that the children would be putting them on later on that night.

Finally making my way up to the five I got a good look at all five of them one was gray and appeared to be somewhat of a slave to an annoying pink one or maybe lackey I should say either way the obvious schoolyard bully scenario bend into my head and I quickly knew what side of the argument to get on.

Looking apple bloom sighed I saw apple bloom accompanied by an orange pony with wings and white pony that reminded me of rarity.

(diamond tiara)  O please what would you blank flanks no.  For all we know your cutie marks are from being homeless or who knows maybe the only thing your good for is unclogging toilets.

The listening into their rather annoying conversation I saw they did not notice me and even though I was standing right in front of them well next to them but you know.  Finally at long last I decided to remain on the situation.

(troll)  excuse me might I add a suggestion?

The five ponies then looked to me in astonishment they all backed away with the exception of apple bloom who is a eyes popped open down jaw drop down.

(apple bloom) * gasped*  troll?!  Is that you?

(troll) yes it is me.  It’s a long story but anyway are these two ponies bothering you?

(apple bloom)  yes this is diamond tiara in silver spoon they keep saying that because they have money and their cutie marks they can do whatever they want.

O really I said moving closer to the little pony.

(diamond tiara)  you’d better watch who you talk to box face my daddy’s is the riches pony in this town and he could have you threw in the Canterlot dungeon!

I only crossed my arms and looked down little pony.  I have friends in high places to.  I believe you know princess CelesteTia?

(silver spoon)  the let’s go diamond you read all the magazines about troll and the princess.  If he can get away with riding who knows what else he can do away with?

(diamond tiara)  please she said rolling her eyes we also read them by now he’s only six years old.  I’m not going to be pushed around by a baby.  Besides it doesn’t matter how well he knows the princess if he hurts any pony he’ll have to pay the consequences.

I thought about what the little pony said for about a second.  Then I thought of something that would be really really funny and I quickly used a cobblestone minded from digging that total to build a three block high wall around them.  I then plopped a torch on the side of it.  I knew no mobs would spawn here in pony vill but what can I say I’m paranoid.

(diamond tiara)  hey lettuce out of here right now or I’ll tell my daddy on you.

(troll)  yes well first you have to get their.  Happy nightmare night I said turning too apple bloom and just ring that she should walk with me.

(scoot)  that was awesome!  You just built a wall around them and it only took you a few seconds.  The little pony said jumping into my face.

(diamond and silver spoon) hey the let us out you can’t keep us in here!  The two pony shouted as we continue to walk away.

(apple bloom) we cant really leave them in their?  It’s not right the little pony said as she walked next to me.

I only sighed I knew these ponies were much nicer than the people back home but sometimes it did work to the disadvantage of the situation.  Don’t worry I said to apple bloom and I’m certain someone come across to help them out if not all come get them later.

I then took some time to briefly explain to all three of them what had happened and that they should keep a lookout for anything dangerous.

(troll) and then I ran into you three I said finish my story being sure to leave out the bit of kissing that happened.  So remember anything goes wrong apple bloom calm down apple jack scoot calm down Rainbowdash and sweetie bell you have rarity.  As for the others I don’t think I’ll be to have a problem I mean twilight pinky pie and fluttershy not exactly anything I cant deal with.

OK the three little pony said as they skipped merrily along to go put on their costumes.  You know it’s funny we’ll really have any holidays back where I live but then again we don’t do a lot of things the ponies do.

My comparison of our two worlds came to an end when I finally stepped in a wooden boards of the small bridge in front of fluttershy is cottage.  I then smiled O this going to be good I thought.  The according to Octavia fluttershy never leaves for cottage during nightmare night.  Of course it’s funny when I first came to pony vill I could’ve swore she said something about looking forward to it.  Oh well I’m sure it doesn’t matter.  I said to myself as I pressed on.

Sneakily I tiptoed about well OK odyssey made to this one acted like an ninja.  oh come on I know she lives of hundreds of noisy animals but who doesn’t want act like a ninja.  Anyway building a small dirt pile straight up in a pillar I then crept outside of fluttershy as window and press might hear to the glass.  She was inside all right but some was in there with her.  Clearing the goop from my ears I pressed my head up the glass with curtains block in my view on the other side in listened.

(nightmare Moon)  yes fluttershy for all other ponies the sun will rise tomorrow but for you I will do everything within my power to make sure the night lasts forever.  The mysterious mayor said as she began laughing.

(fluttershy)  O nightmare Moon you’re too strong for me no one can save me now I have no choice but to give in to your demands.

I couldn’t believe it fluttershy is in danger.  There’s only one logical thing to do!  And that’s Teleport street in there without asking any questions and probably vomit saying as this new Teleport a shun really dose number on my body.

Giving a quick moment to inhale I quickly Teleported inside the room right next to the bed.  And the context of the words quickly clicked in my head.  For you see what I was staring at was no super villain attempting to tactically take out the elements of harmony or anything.  Know what I saw was so much worse.  A giant sized pony about the same size of CelesteTia was on top of fluttershy doing her best to stick her tongue as deep as she couldn’t as fluttershy as mouth and fluttershy only played around pulling at some not even fully tide rope as she smiled and giggled.

(troll)  what the?---* vomit*  I did not manage to complete my sentence as the Teleportation did indeed make me vomit and the sound of the square chunks hitting the floor alerted both ponies to my presence in the room.

For fluttershy look straight up at the vomiting friend thought to be dead and then proceeded to scream grabbing onto the mysterious black mayor for dear life and in doing so revealed that both of them were partaking in a particularly disturbing spell I’d learned existed in clouds dale while modeling with rarity.

(nightmare Moon)  HOW DARE YOU DEFINE OF THE SAINT CUBE IS HOME THE GO ON FILE BEAST!

The booming voice broke every window in the home and did a very good job of plastering me and my previous meal onto the wall.

As I slid down luckily not in the vomit she quickly took the opportunity to stand upon me her giant hooves doing a very good job of pressing me against the floor.

As I looked up I saw a curious fluttershy crawling of the bed and making her way to where I lay have crushed to death on the floor.

(flutter shy)  troll is that you?