The Rise Of A Square World

sweet our house is haunted the little pony said with a smile.

I stood there for a moment in a menacing position hoping she would react but in the end she only poked me with a hoof and grew very disappointed.

(vinyl)   man your no ghost.  You’re alive that won’t attract any customers.

To her statement the gray pony whose name I learned was Octavia took offense.  Vinyl you’re standing in front of the troll bridge brought back from the dead and you’re still on about this stupid idea of yours that never would’ve worked?

(vinyl)  O I’m not on that idea anymore.  I say we convert this place into a nightclub.  Advertising it as haunted will only help bring in a good crowd.  The pony then jumped up on her two hind legs and started waving her front legs around as if envisioning something.

Imagine it Octavia this place pumping out sound.  We’ll hold crowd of young sexy the stallions and mayors shaking their booties to the beat.  She then began to sing to herself as she shakes your butt back and forth.

(vinyl)  put your ass in the air…  put your ass up in the air.

  Normally it would’ve disturbed me to see a pony behave like vinyl but I’ve done this once before and I’m getting used to them by now.

(troll)  um…  Vinyl is it?  I said beginning to interject however she had completely lost herself In the moment.

(vinyl)  check this out square head I’m the only DJ in equestrian that gives lap dances two.  She then planted both front hooves onto the floor and reversed walked her back ones on to my stomach.  she then repeatedly began shaking her but back and forth displaying for me.

O blocks I thought as I picked up the pony turn her up right and sat her down the floor.  There’s kind of something important we’re talking about I said trying to snap her back into it.  Would you care to participate?  I asked.

(Octavia)  well how come I never thought of that when she’s like this? hmmmm....

the gray mare said the as she joined in sitting next to vinyl.  Vinyl however was only have broken for little moment and seem to still think she was in some nightclub.  Dawwwww I was having fun oh well that go ahead square head and tell me what is going down.

As we tried to explain the entire situation to vinyl scratch including herobrine is not being dead my not being dead and my god needing to be rescued I’d like to take his time to now explain a little something of slightly less significance.

When vinyl started shaking her button from my face the appropriate response I should have had would be arousal in consideration to my recent changes in preference.  Unfortunately notch did not respond me with any pony D.N.A.  This means my body is no longer attracted to ponies a fact I do not know at this time. That will be a real bummer when I find out later on.  Oh well that seems to be life back to the story.

So you see vinyl the fight to save both are worlds from herobrine is not yet over.  I must gather up the other elements of harmony once more and take them back with me to my world I said striking a hero to pose.

To this the outgoing pumped up pony only stand up again and took a similar pose.

(vinyl)  yeah!  And this time we are going with you.  She said as performing when I believe to be some small fighting stance that only ponies could use.

(troll) what? I asked.

The little pony then jumped up onto the crafting table and said if you’re going on some big adventure to a parallel universe where everything is square like you then me and Octavia are coming with you.

(Octavia) hold up Octavia interjected the last time a group of ponies went with troll to his world someone died there’s a lot of crying and morning and now you plan on going with him to that place?  You can go ahead the count me out.

Vinyl then turn and looked at Octavia.  oh come on she begged technically troll came back to life so technically no one got killed.  Not even herobrine.  You have to come with!  The she pleaded even more.

(troll)  excuse me I interjected don’t I get a say in who is coming with me?  I asked.

Vinyl put a hoof to her mouth and thought for a moment.  Nope we’re both coming with few would you like it are not.

Not me Octavia reinforced if you’re going you can leave me out of it.  I was third seat cellist in the royal cantor lot orchestra.  The last time I checked that has nothing to do with fighting.  You maybe have a lot more experience going to those rave of things every night.

Octavia only gave a sigh as vinyl turned towards me.  I’ll wear her down eventually I always do but for now I’d like to get you to know you little bit more.  I’ve read a lot in the news but I’ve never actually done to meet you.  I hear you the like to pull pranks you even once tried to ride the princess.  She said.

I remember that incident I also remember her sit on me not something I want to do again.  Yes little pony I admitted my name is troll for reason I do like pulling pranks.  Of course sometimes they end up getting me up into some crazy dominatrix hoof fetish ponies grips on a train or they end up getting me sat on by the princess…  I then shook a little bit.  Anyway yeah I like pranks.  Just so long as they don’t have too severe consequences.

The little white horse then smiled.  Good because tonight is the big nightmare night festival and you’re going to help me get some payback on one of equestria’s most notorious pranksters.  A little pony named Rainbowdash he said smiling.  The little tiny voices in my head then quickly began talking to me.

(white conscience)  holy Molly I forgot all about the others.  They think we’re dead!

(black conscience)  yes they do this is the perfect opportunity for a good troll.

(white conscience)  no the these are very serious emotions and there are not be toyed with.

(black conscience) that may be true but come on when are we ever going to get this opportunity again?

(vinyl scratch)  I agree with the black conscience its pranking time.

(both white and black conscience)  what the FUCK how did you get in here?

(vinyl)  pinky pie taught me how to break the fifth wall.

(white and black) if do you mean fourth?

(vinyl)  nope not with pinky pie.  Now come on troll let’s do this thing to.

Then it’s decided the small pony rang out breaking my moral dilemma.  Where pranking Rainbowdash!  The little pony shouted.  Hurry troll she said as she began running on back to what was once my room.  We have much to plan and I plan on getting that rainbow-haired show off back.  Eye of course decided to follow the white pony and turn back to see Octavia rolling her eyes as she picked up her musical instrument and began to play.

Soon both I and vinyl had come up with the perfect prank.  Though executing it would be somewhat difficult.  First vinyl and set to work quite quickly with several elements from her makeup bag.

She told me how they use this kind of glow in the glow dark paint all the time and rave parties and it would be perfect for making me look scary.  I assured her that I was quite good pretending to be undead or more like under the control of herobrine as I’ve been fighting them off for quite some time now.

White paper over my eyes and making me look as deceased as possible both I and vinyl then realized a slight problem.  That was that I would attract quite a bit of attention.  However i quickly realized who I am and quickly grabbed the compass and some pieces of paper.  The compass seem to point in all directions I remembered notch telling me something about it leaving me to where I needed to go to save him but that would have to wait for later.  Quickly making a map I saw that all of pony vill was displayed onto it.  OK vinyl I said showing her the map just tell me where to go and I will dig us a little tunnel there.

(vinyl)  O now that is cool I’m so partying with you next time pinky throws one which should be the second she finds out your live.  Anyway night is about foal very soon but I know for fact that Rainbowdash is napping in this tree right here she said pointing a hoof to the piece of paper.  Can you dig fast enough to move their before she wakes up and moves?

I honestly felt somewhat insulted by that little pony. digging as you already know is what my people are best at… well one of the things my people are best at.  don’t you worry I told her will make it their I said pulling out my pickax and pointing to the basement door.  The not only that but this place is going to have a secret passageway all through pony vill up when I’m done.  That last statement vinyl gain quite a bit of excitement and eagerly bounced around me.

It was a little work but fast especially with my new pickax and soon we were directly underneath the place vinyl said Rainbowdash was sleeping.  I was just about to make a passageway up out of the dirt and rock when I heard a voice come from behind us.

(Octavia)  OK vinyl I can already see the damage you are going to cause I might as well be here to be some kind of refereeing to the pandemonium.

Vinyl only smiled as she looked back at me apparently she had been counting on Octavia to eventually catch up with us.

(troll)  well well fancy pony I’m glad to see you join the party.  But make sure you be quiet just above us should be Rainbowdash right little pony I said looking at the small white DJ.

Vinyl then smiled big and bright as she shook her head up and down.  I think so troll she said.

(Octavia)  you know troll when you tried to scare me I am a skate you threw a brick wall how do you think Rainbowdash going to react?  She asked trying to inject some logic into the situation.

I thought about what she said for about ½ second.  She was right this prank was stupid and insensitive and probably would get ma kick through a building.  But let’s face it when you’re offered a chance to prank someone this good are you really going to pass it up?

Using my pickax I dug our way out of the tunnel I’d made and looked up into the tree above us.  i could see the tips of blue wings and one hoof dangling down low enough for me to touch.

(troll)  OK you to I whispered.  Be very quiet I need to think the best way to wake her up.

(vinyl scratch) o…o…  Touch her hoof!  She said excitedly in the gabby Gumms column retraction it explained that

Rainbowdash doesn’t like hooficures because she hates it when ponies touch her hoofs.  Their very sensitive touch one and

she sure to wake up.

As soon as vinyl was done talking Octavia interjected again.  Now you’re just trying to get him hurt.

Though every fiber in my being told me that this is a bad idea I soldiered on.  it was just too good an opportunity to pass up.  Eye motion to make sure the ponies would be quiet putting a finger over my lips.  How they understood this jester is still a mystery to me as they do not have fingers.

Closer and closer i crept reaching out to my target the end and slowly and gently stroking the bottom of her hoof.  As expected she quickly fidgeted and moved around and bring her up out of sleep a night to where she would talk a little bit as she moved.  I did a real quick check to make sure my body paint was properly in place and everything was ready before reaching up in touching her hoof again.

(Rainbowdash) …  O spitfire you’re the only pony I let lick my hooves.  She said in a dreary dream infused state.  I of course cringed a little and decided to go for a more forward approach.

Giving a small pull of Rainbowdash’s leg I freed her from the tree and she now sat in my arms.  The disturbance causing her eyes burst open.  As they did I did my best impression of a mindless zombie control by herobrine.

(troll)  it’s so cold.  Why didn’t you save me Rainbowdash?

A small moment of silence grew over the entire world as she stared at me.  For second I thought she was still asleep I’ve seen people who sleep their eyes open but this fear was quickly dashed “pardon my pun” as the little pony took in a deep breath.

(Rainbowdash) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH!

End of chapter three