Maniac Cop: Equestrian Silence

Sweetie Belle stood there with a plain smile on her face with her eyes not looking too happy.

"WHAT?! HOW?! WHY?! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!" Discord shouted, "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! CELESTIA SHOT YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD! YOU WERE EVEN BLEEDING!!! SO HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STANDING?!"

"Simple. My friendship with Cordell's so strong our fates our tied together." Sweetie Belle said

"HOW?! YOU TWO HAVEN'T EVEN KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THAT LONG!" Discord pointed out, "YOU CAN'T JUST GAIN A FRIENDSHIP THAT STRONG OVER THE COARSE OF A FEW DAYS! IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! AND IF I SAY SOMETHING DON'T MAKE SENSE YOU KNOW YOU FUCKED UP!"

"Simple. You'we not deawing with a weguwar pony Discowd!"

Matthews eyes went wide.

"S-SUNDAE?!" Matthew said in disbelief

"WHO?!" Discord said

"You didn't weawwy think I'd go away that easiwy did ya dad?" Sweetie Belle? said

"B-b-b-but how?! How are you here?!" Matthew asked

"I'm a spiwit dad. That's how. My wove fow you was just too stwong fow me to weave you!" Sweetie Belle? said with tears, "I wove you daddy!"

Matthew felt his heart melt.

"Sundae.... It has been 1,000 years since I last heard you say those words." Matthew said with tears in his eyes, "I never got the chance to tell you this, but you're the best daughter, in fact, the best thing to have ever happened in my life when I got here."

Sweetie Belle? then ran towards Matthew who extended his arms as Sweetie Belle? jumped into them leading to a father daughter hug.

"I've missed you so much!" Sweetie Belle? cried into

"I've missed you too Sundae!" Matthew said as he cried

"UGH! GAG!"

The two then stopped their reunion embrace and looked at Discord.

"If you two are done with the family reunion, me and Matthew Cordell have-"

"Matthew Jackson."

"What?"

"My name is Matthew Jackson! " Matthew shouted at Discord, "You may have taken that identity from me when you sent me to this Equestria a long time ago, but you cannot kill it. I will be, and forever will be known as Matthew Jackson! AND I WILL BE THE ONE TO END YOU! FOR I AM MATT CORDELL! THE IMMORTAL AND UNKILLABLE MANIAC COP!!! I might not b as popular as the likes of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Ghostface, or even Tallman and I might just be from another B-movie. But there is one thing that sets me apart from all the others! I might just look like another Jason Voorhees clone at times. But I have one thing that the others can't claim! I FINISH WHAT I START! My arc began in the first movie, AND ENDED IN THE SECOND ONE!"

"So? Any slasher could have their story arcs completed." Discord said

"Well then. Name a slasher from an iconic horror series from A-movies to B-movies that had their stories completed."

Discord looked like he was about to speak until Matthew cut him off.

"Without later sequels adding more on to it that was never mentioned in previous films, intended by the original movie makers, and wasn't just cash grabs by corporate authority asshats."

Discord hung his head in shame.

"HUMILIATION"

"Indeed." Matthew and Sweetie Belle? said

"Maniac Cop III: Badge of Silence, blugh, luckily only suffers from a love story due to some hippy dippy freaky ass fucking voodoo magic shit and you can't, teach, that." Matthew said

"Damn. You're right." Discord said, head still down in shame and an anime sweat drop appeared on his head

Matthew then pulled Sweetie Belle? closer to his face.

"Sundae, I have a plan to beat him." Matthew whispered to Sweetie Belle? as Discord began to have a mid life crisis

"What is it?" Sweetie Belle? whispered back

"You shoot him in the eyes when I shout, 'Hey asshole! Over here!' at him to make him look at me. Then I'll toss him into the air and together we blast him to kingdom come with my Calico M950 and your High Standard FLITE KING K-1200 Riot Shotgun."

"Sounds like a plan." Sweetie Belle? said Matthew put her down onto the ground

Discord then snapped out of his mid life crisis and looked very angry.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES!" Discord shouted going back to his normal look and extending his paw, "TAKE THIS!"

A lighting bolt quickly shot out of Discord's paw and was headed towards Sweetie Belle? and Matthew. The two managed to dodge out of it's way, but it started bouncing all over the place.

"RUN AWAY MAGIC LIGHTNING!" Matthew shouted in a panic as he, Sweetie Belle?, and Discord got down to the floor

The lighting bolt continued to bounce all over the place until eventually it hit something. And that something was a pony. And that pony? Princess Celestia.

"Oooooo. It's fried alicorn tonight!" Discord said

"Boooo!" Matthew said

But, to everyone's surprise, Celestia's body wasn't scorched, burned or anything like that when the bolt hit her. In fact, it looked like she was twitching.

"OH DEAR LORD IT'S A ZOMBIE!" Matthew and Discord shouted, "SHE'S GONNA EAT OUR BRAINS!"

"No. I'm not gonna eat your brains. I'M JUST REALLY PISSED OFF!"

Celestia then got up with ease and with her own magic healed up her wounds making it seem like nothing happened.

"Well we're fucked." Discord and Matthew said

"Agweed." Sweetie Belle? added