Maniac Cop: Equestrian Silence

Matthew, Sweetie Belle?, and Discord quickly got up from the floor. Matthew looked pissed at Discord.

"THIS IS WHY I SAID NO MAGIC DUMB ASS!" Matthew shouted

"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT!" Discord shouted back

"ENOUGH!" Celestia shouted silencing Discord and Matthew, "MATT CORDELL! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID!"

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOUR SISTER, HONESTLY!" Matthew said

"Oh! REALLY?! THEN WHY IS SHE DEAD!" Celestia shouted

"That was an accident! You don't exactly protect your foreheads good enough you know!" Matthew said

"He's got a point." Discord and Sweetie Belle? said

"Why should I believe you!" Celestia shouted pulling out her Colt AR-15 Sporter-1

"Because I'm not your enemy! He is!" Matthew said pointing at Discord

"What?! Discord's been reformed! He'd never betray Equestria! Well except for that one time...."

"Have you forgotten about the multiverse theory?!" Matthew asked

"Multiverse theory?" Celestia asked in confusion

"Oh my god Celestia you really are a dumb ass." Matthew said, "Well it's the one about how there are alternate universes that co-exist with ours on parallel dimensional planes. So, in each of these universes the reality is different from our own. Sometimes only slightly, sometimes quite radically. This Discord is from a universe where when he escaped for the second time he was never beaten! And he might also be gay."

"Bravo, bravo!" Discord said clapping his hands, "The boy knows about the multiverse theory, big fat fucking surprise."

"Not to mention the bastard destroyed his own and came to my universe for some quote on quote fun." Matthew said, "Go on Discord! Explain yourself!"

"I don't have to!" discord said turning his back

"Hey, asshole!" Matthew shouted at Discord, "Over here!"

Discord then turned around only for, BANG! BANG! Discord's eyes were shot out quicker than he could react.

"MY EYES!!!" Discord shouted, "OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK, I'LL TALK!"

Matthew then smiled at Sweetie Belle? who was spouting an evil grin before blowing away the steam on her Smith & Wesson Model 15. Discord fessed up to everything. He let loose that he was the one who sent Matthew to Equestria in the first place, how he had been doing it to other unfortunate souls, and he finished up by saying that all he wanted was some fun.

"Fun? You call killing my sister FUN?!" Celestia shouted

"Yes!!!" Discord shouted, "I regret nothing!!!"

"That's Postal Dude's line!" Matthew said

"Heh. You know what? Screw this pathetic universe! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna destroy it!" Discord said, "Screw the deal we made Matthew!"

"Can't have that now can we?" Matthew said pulling out his Calico M950, "You know Discord, you probably thought you were gonna die today. Surpriiiise."

"What?! The heck's that supposed to mean?" Discord asked

"It means today's the day of the end of your life." Matthew said as Celestia handed him her Colt AR-15 Sporter-1 with an evil look

"I still don't know what you're talking about! MAKE SENSE DAMN IT! I'M THE ONL-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" Matthew said doing an impression of the Rock as Sweetie Belle? handed him her High Standard FLITE KING K-1200 Riot Shotgun, "All that matters now is that I'm gonna check you into the smackdown hotel on know your role boulevard on jabroni drive and layeth the smacketh down on your rootie tootie candy ass! You're gonna pay for what you did to me! For what you did to everyone! Because I am Judge, jury, and executioner! Because I am Matt Cordell! Enough with the delay. HAVE AT YOU!!!"

Before discord could react he was being pelted by bullets from the Colt AR-15 Sporter-1 and soon found himself on the ground bleeding to death. The Colt AR-15 Sporter-1 soon clicked meaning it was out of ammo and after tossing it to the side Cordell switched to the Calico M950. Discord heard it though and was about to teleport only to get his fingers cut off by Sweetie Belle?'s knife. Discord screamed out in pain and jolted up and flung himself backwards into Celestia's horn where he soon found himself on fire after Celestia casted a fire spell. He soon pulled himself and felt a gaping hole in his stomach and blood pouring from his mouth.

"How does it feel Discord? To know that you're a dying man for real." Matthew said pointing his Calico M950 at Discord as he flailed around trying to stand up

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Discord shouted

"Heh. You know, there's lots of stuff I've learned over the coarse of being here Discord. But if there's one thing I will say it's this. I've been defeated and brought down, dropped to my knees when hope ran out. The time has come to change my ways. On this day, I see clearly. Everything has come to life. A bitter place. And a broken dream. And I'll leave it all behind. I'll never long for what might have been. Regret won't waste my life again. I WON'T LOOK BACK I'LL FIGHT TO REMAIN!"

And then without anymore hesitation Matthew blasted at the dying Discord with his Calico M950. Eventually it clicked empty and Discord was still standing shocking Celestia, Matthew, and Sweetie Belle?.

"HE'S STILL ALIVE?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISCORD MADE OUT OF?!" Celestia, Matthew, and Sweetie Belle? shouted

Matthew then pulled out the High Standard FLITE KING K-1200 Riot Shotgun.

"If this don't kill him I don't know what will!" Matthew said clicking the shotgun

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!" Discord shouted through the blood coming out of him mouth by the gallons

"Fowget what he's made of, how much bwood does he have?!" Sweetie Belle? said

"It doesn't matter." Matthew said, "This gun has only five shots it it. And those five shots are all I need."

BANG, click. The first shot blasted Discord's lion arm clean off his body. BANG, click. The second shot blasted Discord's chicken arm clean off his body. BANG, click. The third shot blasted Discord's cloven hoof leg clean off which should've sent Discord to the ground but he still stood up. BANG, click. The fourth shot blasted Discord's dragon leg clean off sending Discord backwards. Matthew then stood over Discord's prone body and with pointing the High Standard FLITE KING K-1200 Riot Shotgun at Discord's head he said one last thing to the draconequis.

"You have the right to remain silent. FOREVER!"

BANG! The last shot annihilated Discord's head into smithereens.

"KO"