Living With A Goth and A Princessby Zeno The Black DragonChaptersDon't You Just Hate Mondays?Big Chicks And Bigger Afro's!A Normal day?Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The DayDon't You Just Hate Mondays?I woke up to the sound of my alarm blaring in my ears. With a sigh, I lifted my heavy hand over the alarm and slammed the snooze button. I use what's left of my strength to lift my upper torso off my mattress. "Ugh......Fuckin hate Monday's." After getting out of bed I went about my morning routine. Then I walked downstairs and started breakfast before suddenly realizing the house was quite.......to quite. "Don't tell me there not up yet?" I said with an annoyed frown as I placed three plates on the table. I walked back upstairs and towards the end of the hall and stood before the door with a sign that said "Twilight's Room! Don't make a mess, please!" "Seriously......You make a bigger mess than anyone Twi!" I opened the door slowly only to see nothing but books scoured all over the place. I looked over to the desk only to see Twilight sprawled over a book with drool leaking off the desk. "Gross....." I said While trying to step over the mountain of books. Finally getting next to her I heard her lightly snoring. Gotta admit it's kinda cute.....Well, if it wasn't for the whole being a Magical alien pony princess from another world thing. "Yo Twilight ......Twilight!.....TWILIGHT!" No matter how loud I got she didn't hear me. Sighing I moved on to drastic measures and with a hard flick to that purple horn on her head she shot up in a heart beat! "OH MY DEAR CELESTIA!!" She shouted with an unbelievably red blush on her face. "Morning book worm. Breakfasts on the table downstairs." I explained as she turned to me with puffed out cheeks. "Taki! You're so mean!" I didn't respond and started out the door only to stop to take that sign off. "Twi how about you clean this pigsty of a room today while I'm gone." I explained as she stuck her tongue out at me. Honestly, if I was just dealing with Twilight I wouldn't be so irritated but I knew better. Cause I did have more than one roommate and *she* was a whole nother problem altogether. As I walked up to her door I sighed as I read what her sigh. "Stockings Room! Don't fucking come in, EVER!" "Big shocker there...." I said before knocking on the door and, again, big surprise she didn't answer. I frowned knowing all too well that my morning was about to go from bad to worse. I slowly opened the door and took in the gothic architecture then calmly and carefully I closed the door. I'm glad no one could see me right now cause the pure amounts of rage I feel for this situation would literally make steam come out of my ears. I took a second to gather my composure then slowly opened the door again and made my way towards Stocking, who was snoring LOUDLY! "Hey wake up stocking!" I said as I moved the covers off of her only to get a full view of her......Unmentionables. Turning a perfect shade of crimson I continued to stare at her boisterous breasts. It literally defies the laws of physics those melons! As I attempted to put the covers back over her I felt her grab my hand and with a supernatural amount of strength she dragged me in. "Mmmm~" She moaned as she pulled my head deeper into her love pumpkins. Needless to say for a guy of my age when something like this happens to you.......You don't look a gift horse in the mouth! However, the only downside was I couldn't breathe. "Enjoying yourself down there Takashi?" I heard a sultry voice whisper in my ear which caused me to stiffen up......Don't even go there! She suddenly let me go and I stood off her bed now stiff as a board and walked back towards the door. "Breakfasts in the kitchen.......You bitch." I said while whispering that last part. "Love you to Fuck boy!" Stocking exclaimed with an elegant flip of her hair as she got dressed. I slammed the door as I felt my eyebrow twitch from the mental strain of dealing with that ball of sexual tension known as puberty. Oh, and before you ask me, I'm sixteen and a junior in high school. I walked downstairs and looked at the clock and felt my body freeze. "Oh........CRAAAAP!" I shouted as I sprinted back up the stairs to get dressed while the girls were heading downstairs. "Whats wrong with him?" Twilight asked while Stocking shrugged her shoulders. "Probably late! After all, he was fondling my-" Stocking tried to shout at me as I ran back out of my room, now dressed in uniform, and shut her up. "Not in the mood pyscho ho!" I said before running back downstairs and grabbing a piece of toast. "Leave the dishes in the sink and try not to burn the house down!" I shouted as I put my shoes on. "IT WAS THE ONE TIME!" Twilight shouted with a blush on her face. "One was good enough Twi!" And with that, I ran out the door and made my way towards school. This is my everyday life and No, I didn't ask for these roommates. But I guess it would be better to try and explain everything from the begging, and to do that we gotta go back about two weeks ago. When my life took a turn straight to Shitsburg! Big Chicks And Bigger Afro's!"Ugh....Fuck my life." I had just gotten back from my first day of the new semester and it was pretty much what I expected. Anyways I was heading back to my house which happened to be an average two story house with at least three bedrooms, a Kitchen, A living room, and only one bathroom.......Perfect. As I walked up the steps to my front door I couldn't help but think about my folks. Then I realized that there probably living it up on some fancy yacht and thinking about those assholes is gonna make me sick. As I put my key in the door I suddenly noticed that it was already unlocked. "What? I was sure that I locked it this morning?" I thought before opening the door. "I'm home~!" I said knowing all too well that no-one was gonna answer me. "Welcome back." I heard a soft-sounding voice say as I passed the kitchen. I stopped before suddenly blinking a few times. I laughed thinking that I must have eaten something earlier today that was causing me to hear voices. However, better safe than sorry.... "I-I'm home..." I repeated half expecting not to hear anything but with my luck what was the chances of that happening. "Welcome, home Takashi." I heard the kind voice say again. I slowly backtracked to the kitchen only to see a woman sitting at my table. She was freakishly tall and hair that seemed to match her freakishness because not only was it moving without any wind but it was rainbow colored. She was stacked like a freaking tank like seriously how do those breast not throw her off!? "Well, they are pretty annoying at times." She explained with a friendly smile as I nodded with the knowledge that those fun bags do weigh her down......Oh, and she can read minds apparently. "So....Um....Why are you in my house?" I asked as politely as possible as to not piss off the intruder. "Well, I think it would be best to wait for our other guest to come back before we start." She explained with a light-hearted smile that seemed to calm me. She had this kind of elegance to how she spoke. However, it wasn't just that! It was like she had this kind of motherly quality to her that kind of makes you lower your guard. Which is why this next part scared the everloving crap out of me. "Um Hm! Little boy's like you are hard to find this day and age. I think you and I could become good friends." I heard a deep voice say from behind me. On instinct, I turned around and tried to punch, whoever it was, right in the dick. But after I saw who it was I kinda realized that wasn't gonna work. The guy was massive! He was like a walking beefcake for christ sake! He literally towered over me, or at least his Afro did, and his serious expression caused me to stiffen up under his gaze. One wrong move and these freaks are gonna gut me. "Garterbelt, I believe you've gone and scared our guest." "Oh Sorry about that Kid. How about you take a seat right here." He said as he took his seat while gesturing towards his lap. "Hell no." I said choosing to take a seat across from the two weirdos. "Now then I think it's about time we introduce ourselves. My name is Princess Celestia, the current ruler of a world far different from your own called Equestria. And the man you see next to me is-" She tried to explain before the one named Garterbelt suddenly interrupted her. "My name is Garterbelt! Lover! Fighter! And best specimen of a man you ever gonna see in your life boy. And for me, I believe god has given me a mission to sculpt lovely young boys, like you, Into TRUE MEN!" I felt sweat fall down my brow as I listened to this creepy pedo's over exaggerated explanation of himself. Kinda pointless when A: I'm not gay and B: I'm an atheist so going to this guy's church is COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION!! I suddenly looked over to see Celestia giggling to herself as I nervously scratched my head. "Anyway's I guess it's about time we get down to business as to why were here." Garterbelt said as he finally sat back in his chair. "Ummm....Sure but pardon my skepticism a little princess. But......I Can't honestly believe that your some kind of alien or something. Or that this guy is.......Well......That weird." Princess Celestia nodded and with a confident smile she suddenly unzipped the back of her dress which caused her chest to suddenly loosen up. Kinda pointless to say I know but I was on the edge of my seat, until what I saw next. Suddenly from her back, two giant angelic like wings fanned outwards while a strange white horn popped out of her head. "Is this enough proof dear?" She asked with a knowing smile while blood slowly trickled out of my nose while I gave a thumbs up. "Totally!" She laughed while her horn started to shine in a weird glow that zipped her dress back up. However, now Garterbelt had something to show me as he reached into his pants. "OH GOD NO!" I shouted mentally as I tried to cover my eye's. "Oh stop being a pansy. Ain't like I'm gonna pop my dick out on this table! At least not in front of a lady." He explained which caused me to think what would happen If there wasn't one. One mental image lobotomy later I opened my eye's to see what appeared to be a license of some kind. Garterbelt handed it to me and I read the small text out loud. "Heaven's Emissary: Garterbelt...........Age: Unknown........Sex: Male......Sexuality.......I frankly don't want to know." I said as I threw his license back to him while I washed my hands. "Ok so let me see if I got this right....A princess from an alien world and some kind Emissary of *god* have come to my house too?" I asked as I took my seat again. "Well, we were hoping that you would do us both a favor?" Celestia said with her usual soft smile. Seriously that thing could be used as a weapon against terrorist! "A Favor?" Both the princess and the man looked at one another for a moment before letting out a tired sigh. "Well, you see....A student of mine is terribly curious about your world. To the point where she was willing to make the first contact by showing up in your world. I need to make sure she doesn't do anything rash so I need someone to look after her." "And for me, I got a stupid crazy bitch that fucked up royally and now I gotta fix her damn mess! So for the time being, I gotta keep her out of our world so we can fix things." They both reached into their pockets and pulled out two photos of two BOMBSHELLS! One of the girls had the same weird wing and horn thing that Celestia has while the other was a gothic lolita. Both of them looked nearly the same side by side but I could tell that Loli was mean as a snake. Something about that middle finger flipping me off kinda tipped me. "Ok, I get why you need me, however, WHY me? Couldn't you find someone more suitable for something like this?" I asked while the two looked away from me nervously. "Well uh......We sorta ran out of options." They said simultaneously. "I......Don't get it? What do you mean you ran out of options?" I asked again as I watched the two of them start sweating bullets. "Because well......We asked everyone else." I blinked a few times before suddenly realizing that they weren't kidding. "Wait.....You mean you?" I asked in shock as they both nodded their heads. "Ugh........I.......Well I would but..." I tried to explain as the both looked at me with hopeless expressions. I sighed knowing all too well I was gonna regret a decision like this. After all, I hate asking my folks for favors but it doesn't look like I'm gonna get many choices here. "Fine, I'll do it." As I said this I suddenly felt someone grab me and shove me into their bosom. Take three guesses as to who you think it was. While I was currently on cloud ten hundred thousand nine hundred billion! Garterbelt was tearing up. "Thank you, child! Truly the lord had blessed you with a kind heart!" As Celestia let me go I felt my head spin as a strong color filled my cheeks. I think it's safe to say that it was well worth it! "Now young man you must promise not to let anyone know about this do you understand?" Celestia asked as I stared up at her with a raised brow. "Both my student and the other girl are Alien to your world. If anyone was to learn the truth I fear for the safety of my student and If anything were to happen to her.....Then there will be consequences." Suddenly after hearing that I felt my blood run cold as I feared what she might have meant by....Consequences. "Well to put it simply. Those of my world will want retribution and I won't be abe to stop them. In other words.....It will be war." She explained with a pained expression. I suddenly felt like I had just signed my own death warrant. I looked over to Garterbelt who had the same pained expression as her. "Same goes here...If this Angel gets found out and injured than all of Heaven is gonna want revenge. Your world would be on the chopping block." I felt like my whole world had fallen out from under me as I realized that now I had the whole fate of the world in my hands. Or to be more precise my house! "Is it too late to take it back?" I said while tears flowed down my face like a river. They both smiled as they both walked over to my front door and I chased after them and watched as they opened the front door. "H-Hold up a second!" I shouted as they looked back at me. "Good luck young man. My student will be here soon, thanks again." She said with a smile that seemed more sinister than before. "Boy, you had better be ready to go through hell to get to heaven. Call whenever you need a hand." Garterbelt said as his eye's seemed to pierce through me. And with that, they were gone leaving me alone in my house again. I fell to knee's as I tried to make sense out of what just happened to me. No matter how I spun it here....... "I GOT SCREWED!" I shouted as threw my hands to the ceiling. I woke up to the sound of my door bell ringing. I must have fallen asleep on the couch cause when I woke up I was in the living room. I sighed as I remembered my crazy dream. "Ugh.....Damn what the hell happened to me last night?" I said groggily as I heard whoever it was at the door try and destroy my door bell. "Ok, Ok! I hear you already dammit! I'm friggin coming!" I exclaimed as I threw the door open only to see the last thing I ever wanted to see. "Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle! Princess Celestia said I would be staying with you?" The short girl with the purple wings and horn said with an innocent grin. "Jesus! This place is a fuckin dump! But I guess I'll have to suck it up for a while. Hey, asshat you got any sweets or what?" The other girl with the dark hair and the pink highlights asked with a frown. I stared at the two of them for what felt like years shaving off my life. Until I realized that no matter what I do.....I can't get out of this. "Come in..." I said with an annoyed sigh. So this was how the angel Stocking Anarchy and the pony alien princess Twilight Sparkle came to Live with me during my Junior year at high school. As well as how the end of my normal life came to pass.......GOD I HATE MONDAYS!! TO BE CONTINUED! A Normal day?As I sat in class I listened to the early morning prattle of my classmates as they went on and on about current trends and popular pop culture events. Gotta admit I was completely wiped out after this morning, dealing with those two is such a pain in the ass. "What a loser?" "Why's that guy even here for?" "Why doesn't he just go home?" I sighed as I looked down at my textbook with a bored expression. I'm used to this kind of attention, after all, not a single one of these idiots even understands a single thing about me. Plus even I know that you can't get anywhere in this world without the proper education, even if you already know all about what there gonna teach. "Alright, class! Take your seats." I heard the teacher shout as everyone took their seats and of course, everyone takes a few seats away from me just to try and section me off. "Ahem! Well, class, it seems that we have a few new faces coming to class today." The teacher explained as everyone started whispering to each other. "Wait....Transfer students? How come I didn't hear about this?" Suddenly I felt a chill run up my spine as a nostalgic feeling started to form in the pit of my stomach. I looked towards the door and felt my skin begin to crawl as the one thing I never wanted to happen, happen right in front of me. "NOPE, THIS ISNT HAPPENING! NOPE, THIS ISNT HAPPENING! NOPE!" I found myself repeating this over and over again in my head as the door slowly slid open. Two girls walked in front of the class. The first had violet colored hair with a beaming smile and a cute face that caused all the guys in the room to stare in awe. The second had purple hair with pink highlights and she had a more dominant expression, however, everyone was more focused on her amazing figure. "I'd like you all to meet your new classmates! Umm.....What were your names again?" The teacher asked with a slight blush on his face. "My name is Twilight Sparkle! I'm new around here and I can't wait to learn more about you all!" Twilight exclaimed with a friendly smile that caused everyone's heart to melt "Names Stocking Anarchy and quite honestly I couldn't give a shit about a single one of you over privileged, testosterone-filled teenagers." Stocking said with a blunt expression. The class awed as the sheer contrast between the two, it was like looking at night from day. Me on the other hand, I felt like my head was gonna implode. "Ok.....Well, then why don't we find somewhere for you to sit." The teacher said with his blush still present while he tried to point to a few desks in the front, however, both Twilight and Stocking pointed to which seats they wanted. "There!" They both said in unison as they pointed to the seats right beside me. The class gasped as the girls walked over to my seat. Stocking took a seat right next to mine which seemed to tick Twilight off. "Hey! I called the seat next to Taki!" "Sorry babe~! Try harder next time?" As the two argued with each other everyone in the class seemed to be glaring at me with murderous intent. Even the teacher looked like he wanted to kill me, honestly who could blame them! "What did I do to deserve this!? Can't I just have a normal day!?" TO BE CONTINUED! Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The DayAfter school, the girls and I made our way back towards the house. The whole day everyone looked at me like I was the friggin devil, hell I got several death threats from people I didn't even know went to this damn school. "So would someone like to explain to me...." I said as I felt my eyebrow twitch while Stocking played with her creepy cat toy and Twilight seemed to be deeply captivated in a book she was reading. "WHY THE HELL WERE YOU BOTH THERE!" Suddenly both the girls looked at me with a mix of confusion and annoyance. "Look we were told to come!" Stocking shouted as she pulled out her cell showing me her texts. "BY WHO!?" I suddenly felt a vibration in my pocket and I reached down only to pull out my cell phone. On the receiver, it said "Master G" but I didn't know who the hell that was. As I answered the call I heard a familiar voice on the other side. "Well, Well! I knew you would come around sooner or later son~! Now, why don't you and I get to know each other a little better with some- *CLICK*" I hung up the phone and placed it back in my pocket and looked at Stocking with the look that just said 'I Fuckin get it now!'. With the realization that life was officially gonna suck a bag of dicks, I went home with the girls and passed out. "God let tomorrow be better...." Waking up the next morning I felt groggy and tired. More so than usual which was surprising considering how I passed out the second I got home yesterday. As I tossed and turned in my bed I felt something was off.......Like REALLY off! I reached out to the side of my bed only touch something.......Rugged. It was thick and felt like I was touching a brick wall which is even weirder cause if I was touching the wall then this is the hairiest wall I've ever tou-...............Oh, my God. I slowly opened my eyes inch by inch only to see the stern eyes of a very BIG man laying next to me. Normally I would think I was dreaming but honestly......I could tell this wasn't a dream, cause I felt something.......Poking me! "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!" Shouting at the top of my lungs I leaped out of my bed and huddled into the corner. Garterbelt slowly got out of my bed, exposing his......stick of truth, and walked to my closet pulled out his robes. "Morning to you too kid. You slept pretty soundly last night." He explained as he pulled up his pants. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? NO FUCK THAT, WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY BED NAKED!?" I cried while trying as hard as I could to erase the thoughts entering my mind a mile a minute. "I just wanted to make sure you.........Weren't having nightmares and stuff." Garterbelt explained with a straight face. "BULL SHIT!" I shouted while throwing my pillow at him. "Now then shall we join the others for breakfast?" He asked as he opened the door and walked outside. However, I was in the process of a mental breakdown as the thought of that pervert sleeping with me filled my head with all kinds of raunchy fantasies! Just as I was about to completely pass out another visitor came into my room. "Taki Dear? Do you mind coming downstairs? We have some things to discuss." A Celestia explained as she threw me some clothes. "Yeah sure.........Just give me a sec." Downstairs Garterbelt, Twilight, Stocking, and Celestia were sitting at the table with eggs and toast sitting in front of them. I took my seat expecting some kind of dramatic speech to happen but instead, everyone started eating, hell Stocking and Princess Celestia were watching TV! "I can't believe this is what most humans consider entertainment. I mean these *Talk shows* just seem like an excuse to have people complain over a live broadcast." Celestia said while stuffing a serving of eggs down her gullet. "Yeah but it's fun to watch how- OH THIS IS PERFECT!" Stocking said as they watched a man throw a chair into the audience. "How violent!" "Princess you should watch what they call a soap opera! They are incredibly educational! Thanks to them I managed to understand most of this world's strange customs!" Twilight explained while Celestia looked at her with surprise. "THATS NOT REALLY ACCURATE!" I thought as Twilight looked at her teacher with stars in her eyes. "My word! Then I had better find one of these Soapy operas!" Celestia exclaimed as she flipped through the channels. "WAIT A SECOND!" I shouted as everyone turned towards me. "I know you two didn't come here to watch soaps or to eat a casual breakfast! So why don't you both stop wasting my time and get to the point as to why you both are here." I demanded as both Garterbelt and Celestia looked at each for confirmation. "Well, the reason we both came here today was to check on something important," Celestia explained as she turned off the TV. "*Gulp* I-Important?" I asked as both Garterbelt and Celestia nodded their heads. The atmosphere seemed to shift entirely as Garterbelt and Celestia stared at me. I felt my body freeze as there stare penetrated my soul and left me hollow and barren. "Whatever, this thing is there talking about it must be important! Maybe it's a special power, maybe it's some kind of test! OR MAYBE ITS-" "We're here to see if you tried to get it on!" They both said in unison as they both put their thumb in between their pointer and middle finger. I instantly fell out of my chair with the most dumbstruck expression you could have ever seen. They built up the mood for something as stupid as that! As I tried to pick myself back up I noticed Celestia and Garter had a straight face while stocking just started laughing while Twilight remained oblivious. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!" I shouted as Stocking's laughter got even louder. "Well, you are a healthy male living alone with two VERY attractive females. It's only natural that were curious." Celestia explained with a sly smile. "Yeah, you're a man aren't you?.......Or perhaps you're a man's man?" Garter asked as I tried to my damnedest to set the man on fire with my eyes. "Shut up you perv! And why on earth would I be crazy enough to make advances on those two!" I exclaimed as both Twilight and Stocking just turned their heads slightly showing their confusion. "Stocking's a gluten both literally and metaphorically! She eat's way too many damn sweets to the point I'm surprised she hasn't fallen into a diabetic comma! Not only that she's lazy and has no sense of aesthetic! I mean have you seen her room! I'm scared to go in there for that alone but to add on that she's as much of a pervert as Garterbelt!" Stocking during my rant just giggled to herself as she remembered the "Pranks" she pulled on me. Especially that time when I woke up to her panties were on my head and she labeled ME a pervert! "The there"s Twilight! She's a lot better than Stocking sure but she still has a bad habit of making a mess! She stays up way too late on the internet doing god knows what! not only that but all her crazy experiments leave little to the imagination! Do you know that I woke up in the middle of the night to her staring at me in my sleep!" Twilight blushed a little as I explained her less than orthodox standards for experimentation. Meanwhile, Celestia and Garterbelt just seemed to nod their heads at my rant seeming to understand my situation to some degree. "I understand my pupil can be a bit....Forward when it comes to her curiosity about this world." Celestia said with a wary glance as happy memories of the past flooded back to her. "And I agree this bitch does eat way more than her fill and trust me when I say I know your pain when it comes to her habits." Garterbelt said with a scowl as nothing but raunchy memories came back to him. I watched the two of them for a moment and to be honest, I kind of felt bad for the both of them. I'm just taking care of them for the time being. They have to deal with these two almost every day. I felt almost a quite bond forming between us. A trio of suffering souls stuck with the burden of- "All the same we must make sure you don't try and fool around with these girls that could count as harming them and you know what will happen next." Celestia explained with that same light-hearted smile that I now realize is a cover for the evil nature she really has. "Bond my ass!!! Ok I get why you're worried, but why and the hell are they at my school!? I can hardly deal with them at home!" Garterbelt took the lead this time pulling out a piece of paper from his afro, really weird by the way and passed it to me. "The best way to maintain cover is to blend in so going to school helps build their cover, as well as, give them a little insight to your world." Garterbelt explained as I looked over the paper he handed me. They were incredibly well-detailed documents about the girls from where they grew up to their families and so on. Basically, the girls are under witness protection and are currently staying with their cousin and his family. Three guesses who that is. "All you need to do is keep them out of harm's way. Oh, and girls, please don't use any of your power in front of the students." Celestia explained while staring daggers at the two girls. Powers....ugh yeah I had almost forgotten how freaky those girls are. Twilight levitates, teleports, shoots laser beams and all kinds of other weird crap. I guess being a magical pony princess has its perks. And Stocking well apparently she can turn her stockings into samurai swords.....Yeah, explain that one to me. The girls nodded, albeit reluctantly, and Garterbelt and Celestia got up and said their goodbyes. I sighed feeling an overwhelming amount of stress on myself and decided to skip school today and sleep. However, before I could escape to dreamland Celestia quickly tapped my shoulder. "I'm sorry to trouble you but would you mind holding onto this for me?" Suddenly she reached into her...bussum...and pulled out a bottle of medicine and handed it to me. I stared at the bottle and tried to find out what it was but there wasn't a label. "Umm....What is it?" I asked with a skeptical glance from the bottle to her. "Make sure Twilight has one of this everyday. Make sure she takes one even if you have to trick her or hide it in some of her food. But it is VERY important!" Celestia explained making sure to focus on the fact that Twilight took one which left me a little worried. I nodded and took the bottle and with that, I climbed the stairs to my bedroom. I opened the door and looked at my mattress and only one thought was present in my mind. "I'm burning this fucking thing......Tomorrow." And with that thought, I fell over and passed out praying that things will be normal when I wake up. Meanwhile.... Celestia and Garterbelt stood outside the house and looked at each other with smug looks on their faces. "So who do you think will get to him first? My money's on Twilight myself." Garterbelt said with a grin on his face. "Oh, really I was sort of betting on Stocking myself. More experience with stuff like that and I got a feeling she likes that young man." Celestia explained with her usual smile but secretly no one realizes how much she loves this kind of stuff. "That bitch, Tsk.....Will see, anyways you want to grab a beer or something." Garterbelt asked with confidence. "My Garterbelt are you asking me out on a date?" Celestia asked with a sly grin. "Shit baby! you know that age old saying." Garterbelt explained as he walked off with Celestia following close behind with a bit of swagger in her step. "Oh believe me...I doooo~" TO BE CONTINUED? Yeah sorry this took so long college, working two jobs and trying to write this stuff takes a lot out of me. Anyways sorry if this isn't grade A quality but I just wanted to finish this damn Chapter. Anyways love you guys!
Don't You Just Hate Mondays?I woke up to the sound of my alarm blaring in my ears. With a sigh, I lifted my heavy hand over the alarm and slammed the snooze button. I use what's left of my strength to lift my upper torso off my mattress. "Ugh......Fuckin hate Monday's." After getting out of bed I went about my morning routine. Then I walked downstairs and started breakfast before suddenly realizing the house was quite.......to quite. "Don't tell me there not up yet?" I said with an annoyed frown as I placed three plates on the table. I walked back upstairs and towards the end of the hall and stood before the door with a sign that said "Twilight's Room! Don't make a mess, please!" "Seriously......You make a bigger mess than anyone Twi!" I opened the door slowly only to see nothing but books scoured all over the place. I looked over to the desk only to see Twilight sprawled over a book with drool leaking off the desk. "Gross....." I said While trying to step over the mountain of books. Finally getting next to her I heard her lightly snoring. Gotta admit it's kinda cute.....Well, if it wasn't for the whole being a Magical alien pony princess from another world thing. "Yo Twilight ......Twilight!.....TWILIGHT!" No matter how loud I got she didn't hear me. Sighing I moved on to drastic measures and with a hard flick to that purple horn on her head she shot up in a heart beat! "OH MY DEAR CELESTIA!!" She shouted with an unbelievably red blush on her face. "Morning book worm. Breakfasts on the table downstairs." I explained as she turned to me with puffed out cheeks. "Taki! You're so mean!" I didn't respond and started out the door only to stop to take that sign off. "Twi how about you clean this pigsty of a room today while I'm gone." I explained as she stuck her tongue out at me. Honestly, if I was just dealing with Twilight I wouldn't be so irritated but I knew better. Cause I did have more than one roommate and *she* was a whole nother problem altogether. As I walked up to her door I sighed as I read what her sigh. "Stockings Room! Don't fucking come in, EVER!" "Big shocker there...." I said before knocking on the door and, again, big surprise she didn't answer. I frowned knowing all too well that my morning was about to go from bad to worse. I slowly opened the door and took in the gothic architecture then calmly and carefully I closed the door. I'm glad no one could see me right now cause the pure amounts of rage I feel for this situation would literally make steam come out of my ears. I took a second to gather my composure then slowly opened the door again and made my way towards Stocking, who was snoring LOUDLY! "Hey wake up stocking!" I said as I moved the covers off of her only to get a full view of her......Unmentionables. Turning a perfect shade of crimson I continued to stare at her boisterous breasts. It literally defies the laws of physics those melons! As I attempted to put the covers back over her I felt her grab my hand and with a supernatural amount of strength she dragged me in. "Mmmm~" She moaned as she pulled my head deeper into her love pumpkins. Needless to say for a guy of my age when something like this happens to you.......You don't look a gift horse in the mouth! However, the only downside was I couldn't breathe. "Enjoying yourself down there Takashi?" I heard a sultry voice whisper in my ear which caused me to stiffen up......Don't even go there! She suddenly let me go and I stood off her bed now stiff as a board and walked back towards the door. "Breakfasts in the kitchen.......You bitch." I said while whispering that last part. "Love you to Fuck boy!" Stocking exclaimed with an elegant flip of her hair as she got dressed. I slammed the door as I felt my eyebrow twitch from the mental strain of dealing with that ball of sexual tension known as puberty. Oh, and before you ask me, I'm sixteen and a junior in high school. I walked downstairs and looked at the clock and felt my body freeze. "Oh........CRAAAAP!" I shouted as I sprinted back up the stairs to get dressed while the girls were heading downstairs. "Whats wrong with him?" Twilight asked while Stocking shrugged her shoulders. "Probably late! After all, he was fondling my-" Stocking tried to shout at me as I ran back out of my room, now dressed in uniform, and shut her up. "Not in the mood pyscho ho!" I said before running back downstairs and grabbing a piece of toast. "Leave the dishes in the sink and try not to burn the house down!" I shouted as I put my shoes on. "IT WAS THE ONE TIME!" Twilight shouted with a blush on her face. "One was good enough Twi!" And with that, I ran out the door and made my way towards school. This is my everyday life and No, I didn't ask for these roommates. But I guess it would be better to try and explain everything from the begging, and to do that we gotta go back about two weeks ago. When my life took a turn straight to Shitsburg!
Big Chicks And Bigger Afro's!"Ugh....Fuck my life." I had just gotten back from my first day of the new semester and it was pretty much what I expected. Anyways I was heading back to my house which happened to be an average two story house with at least three bedrooms, a Kitchen, A living room, and only one bathroom.......Perfect. As I walked up the steps to my front door I couldn't help but think about my folks. Then I realized that there probably living it up on some fancy yacht and thinking about those assholes is gonna make me sick. As I put my key in the door I suddenly noticed that it was already unlocked. "What? I was sure that I locked it this morning?" I thought before opening the door. "I'm home~!" I said knowing all too well that no-one was gonna answer me. "Welcome back." I heard a soft-sounding voice say as I passed the kitchen. I stopped before suddenly blinking a few times. I laughed thinking that I must have eaten something earlier today that was causing me to hear voices. However, better safe than sorry.... "I-I'm home..." I repeated half expecting not to hear anything but with my luck what was the chances of that happening. "Welcome, home Takashi." I heard the kind voice say again. I slowly backtracked to the kitchen only to see a woman sitting at my table. She was freakishly tall and hair that seemed to match her freakishness because not only was it moving without any wind but it was rainbow colored. She was stacked like a freaking tank like seriously how do those breast not throw her off!? "Well, they are pretty annoying at times." She explained with a friendly smile as I nodded with the knowledge that those fun bags do weigh her down......Oh, and she can read minds apparently. "So....Um....Why are you in my house?" I asked as politely as possible as to not piss off the intruder. "Well, I think it would be best to wait for our other guest to come back before we start." She explained with a light-hearted smile that seemed to calm me. She had this kind of elegance to how she spoke. However, it wasn't just that! It was like she had this kind of motherly quality to her that kind of makes you lower your guard. Which is why this next part scared the everloving crap out of me. "Um Hm! Little boy's like you are hard to find this day and age. I think you and I could become good friends." I heard a deep voice say from behind me. On instinct, I turned around and tried to punch, whoever it was, right in the dick. But after I saw who it was I kinda realized that wasn't gonna work. The guy was massive! He was like a walking beefcake for christ sake! He literally towered over me, or at least his Afro did, and his serious expression caused me to stiffen up under his gaze. One wrong move and these freaks are gonna gut me. "Garterbelt, I believe you've gone and scared our guest." "Oh Sorry about that Kid. How about you take a seat right here." He said as he took his seat while gesturing towards his lap. "Hell no." I said choosing to take a seat across from the two weirdos. "Now then I think it's about time we introduce ourselves. My name is Princess Celestia, the current ruler of a world far different from your own called Equestria. And the man you see next to me is-" She tried to explain before the one named Garterbelt suddenly interrupted her. "My name is Garterbelt! Lover! Fighter! And best specimen of a man you ever gonna see in your life boy. And for me, I believe god has given me a mission to sculpt lovely young boys, like you, Into TRUE MEN!" I felt sweat fall down my brow as I listened to this creepy pedo's over exaggerated explanation of himself. Kinda pointless when A: I'm not gay and B: I'm an atheist so going to this guy's church is COMPLETELY OUT OF THE QUESTION!! I suddenly looked over to see Celestia giggling to herself as I nervously scratched my head. "Anyway's I guess it's about time we get down to business as to why were here." Garterbelt said as he finally sat back in his chair. "Ummm....Sure but pardon my skepticism a little princess. But......I Can't honestly believe that your some kind of alien or something. Or that this guy is.......Well......That weird." Princess Celestia nodded and with a confident smile she suddenly unzipped the back of her dress which caused her chest to suddenly loosen up. Kinda pointless to say I know but I was on the edge of my seat, until what I saw next. Suddenly from her back, two giant angelic like wings fanned outwards while a strange white horn popped out of her head. "Is this enough proof dear?" She asked with a knowing smile while blood slowly trickled out of my nose while I gave a thumbs up. "Totally!" She laughed while her horn started to shine in a weird glow that zipped her dress back up. However, now Garterbelt had something to show me as he reached into his pants. "OH GOD NO!" I shouted mentally as I tried to cover my eye's. "Oh stop being a pansy. Ain't like I'm gonna pop my dick out on this table! At least not in front of a lady." He explained which caused me to think what would happen If there wasn't one. One mental image lobotomy later I opened my eye's to see what appeared to be a license of some kind. Garterbelt handed it to me and I read the small text out loud. "Heaven's Emissary: Garterbelt...........Age: Unknown........Sex: Male......Sexuality.......I frankly don't want to know." I said as I threw his license back to him while I washed my hands. "Ok so let me see if I got this right....A princess from an alien world and some kind Emissary of *god* have come to my house too?" I asked as I took my seat again. "Well, we were hoping that you would do us both a favor?" Celestia said with her usual soft smile. Seriously that thing could be used as a weapon against terrorist! "A Favor?" Both the princess and the man looked at one another for a moment before letting out a tired sigh. "Well, you see....A student of mine is terribly curious about your world. To the point where she was willing to make the first contact by showing up in your world. I need to make sure she doesn't do anything rash so I need someone to look after her." "And for me, I got a stupid crazy bitch that fucked up royally and now I gotta fix her damn mess! So for the time being, I gotta keep her out of our world so we can fix things." They both reached into their pockets and pulled out two photos of two BOMBSHELLS! One of the girls had the same weird wing and horn thing that Celestia has while the other was a gothic lolita. Both of them looked nearly the same side by side but I could tell that Loli was mean as a snake. Something about that middle finger flipping me off kinda tipped me. "Ok, I get why you need me, however, WHY me? Couldn't you find someone more suitable for something like this?" I asked while the two looked away from me nervously. "Well uh......We sorta ran out of options." They said simultaneously. "I......Don't get it? What do you mean you ran out of options?" I asked again as I watched the two of them start sweating bullets. "Because well......We asked everyone else." I blinked a few times before suddenly realizing that they weren't kidding. "Wait.....You mean you?" I asked in shock as they both nodded their heads. "Ugh........I.......Well I would but..." I tried to explain as the both looked at me with hopeless expressions. I sighed knowing all too well I was gonna regret a decision like this. After all, I hate asking my folks for favors but it doesn't look like I'm gonna get many choices here. "Fine, I'll do it." As I said this I suddenly felt someone grab me and shove me into their bosom. Take three guesses as to who you think it was. While I was currently on cloud ten hundred thousand nine hundred billion! Garterbelt was tearing up. "Thank you, child! Truly the lord had blessed you with a kind heart!" As Celestia let me go I felt my head spin as a strong color filled my cheeks. I think it's safe to say that it was well worth it! "Now young man you must promise not to let anyone know about this do you understand?" Celestia asked as I stared up at her with a raised brow. "Both my student and the other girl are Alien to your world. If anyone was to learn the truth I fear for the safety of my student and If anything were to happen to her.....Then there will be consequences." Suddenly after hearing that I felt my blood run cold as I feared what she might have meant by....Consequences. "Well to put it simply. Those of my world will want retribution and I won't be abe to stop them. In other words.....It will be war." She explained with a pained expression. I suddenly felt like I had just signed my own death warrant. I looked over to Garterbelt who had the same pained expression as her. "Same goes here...If this Angel gets found out and injured than all of Heaven is gonna want revenge. Your world would be on the chopping block." I felt like my whole world had fallen out from under me as I realized that now I had the whole fate of the world in my hands. Or to be more precise my house! "Is it too late to take it back?" I said while tears flowed down my face like a river. They both smiled as they both walked over to my front door and I chased after them and watched as they opened the front door. "H-Hold up a second!" I shouted as they looked back at me. "Good luck young man. My student will be here soon, thanks again." She said with a smile that seemed more sinister than before. "Boy, you had better be ready to go through hell to get to heaven. Call whenever you need a hand." Garterbelt said as his eye's seemed to pierce through me. And with that, they were gone leaving me alone in my house again. I fell to knee's as I tried to make sense out of what just happened to me. No matter how I spun it here....... "I GOT SCREWED!" I shouted as threw my hands to the ceiling. I woke up to the sound of my door bell ringing. I must have fallen asleep on the couch cause when I woke up I was in the living room. I sighed as I remembered my crazy dream. "Ugh.....Damn what the hell happened to me last night?" I said groggily as I heard whoever it was at the door try and destroy my door bell. "Ok, Ok! I hear you already dammit! I'm friggin coming!" I exclaimed as I threw the door open only to see the last thing I ever wanted to see. "Hi! My name is Twilight Sparkle! Princess Celestia said I would be staying with you?" The short girl with the purple wings and horn said with an innocent grin. "Jesus! This place is a fuckin dump! But I guess I'll have to suck it up for a while. Hey, asshat you got any sweets or what?" The other girl with the dark hair and the pink highlights asked with a frown. I stared at the two of them for what felt like years shaving off my life. Until I realized that no matter what I do.....I can't get out of this. "Come in..." I said with an annoyed sigh. So this was how the angel Stocking Anarchy and the pony alien princess Twilight Sparkle came to Live with me during my Junior year at high school. As well as how the end of my normal life came to pass.......GOD I HATE MONDAYS!! TO BE CONTINUED!
A Normal day?As I sat in class I listened to the early morning prattle of my classmates as they went on and on about current trends and popular pop culture events. Gotta admit I was completely wiped out after this morning, dealing with those two is such a pain in the ass. "What a loser?" "Why's that guy even here for?" "Why doesn't he just go home?" I sighed as I looked down at my textbook with a bored expression. I'm used to this kind of attention, after all, not a single one of these idiots even understands a single thing about me. Plus even I know that you can't get anywhere in this world without the proper education, even if you already know all about what there gonna teach. "Alright, class! Take your seats." I heard the teacher shout as everyone took their seats and of course, everyone takes a few seats away from me just to try and section me off. "Ahem! Well, class, it seems that we have a few new faces coming to class today." The teacher explained as everyone started whispering to each other. "Wait....Transfer students? How come I didn't hear about this?" Suddenly I felt a chill run up my spine as a nostalgic feeling started to form in the pit of my stomach. I looked towards the door and felt my skin begin to crawl as the one thing I never wanted to happen, happen right in front of me. "NOPE, THIS ISNT HAPPENING! NOPE, THIS ISNT HAPPENING! NOPE!" I found myself repeating this over and over again in my head as the door slowly slid open. Two girls walked in front of the class. The first had violet colored hair with a beaming smile and a cute face that caused all the guys in the room to stare in awe. The second had purple hair with pink highlights and she had a more dominant expression, however, everyone was more focused on her amazing figure. "I'd like you all to meet your new classmates! Umm.....What were your names again?" The teacher asked with a slight blush on his face. "My name is Twilight Sparkle! I'm new around here and I can't wait to learn more about you all!" Twilight exclaimed with a friendly smile that caused everyone's heart to melt "Names Stocking Anarchy and quite honestly I couldn't give a shit about a single one of you over privileged, testosterone-filled teenagers." Stocking said with a blunt expression. The class awed as the sheer contrast between the two, it was like looking at night from day. Me on the other hand, I felt like my head was gonna implode. "Ok.....Well, then why don't we find somewhere for you to sit." The teacher said with his blush still present while he tried to point to a few desks in the front, however, both Twilight and Stocking pointed to which seats they wanted. "There!" They both said in unison as they pointed to the seats right beside me. The class gasped as the girls walked over to my seat. Stocking took a seat right next to mine which seemed to tick Twilight off. "Hey! I called the seat next to Taki!" "Sorry babe~! Try harder next time?" As the two argued with each other everyone in the class seemed to be glaring at me with murderous intent. Even the teacher looked like he wanted to kill me, honestly who could blame them! "What did I do to deserve this!? Can't I just have a normal day!?" TO BE CONTINUED!
Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The DayAfter school, the girls and I made our way back towards the house. The whole day everyone looked at me like I was the friggin devil, hell I got several death threats from people I didn't even know went to this damn school. "So would someone like to explain to me...." I said as I felt my eyebrow twitch while Stocking played with her creepy cat toy and Twilight seemed to be deeply captivated in a book she was reading. "WHY THE HELL WERE YOU BOTH THERE!" Suddenly both the girls looked at me with a mix of confusion and annoyance. "Look we were told to come!" Stocking shouted as she pulled out her cell showing me her texts. "BY WHO!?" I suddenly felt a vibration in my pocket and I reached down only to pull out my cell phone. On the receiver, it said "Master G" but I didn't know who the hell that was. As I answered the call I heard a familiar voice on the other side. "Well, Well! I knew you would come around sooner or later son~! Now, why don't you and I get to know each other a little better with some- *CLICK*" I hung up the phone and placed it back in my pocket and looked at Stocking with the look that just said 'I Fuckin get it now!'. With the realization that life was officially gonna suck a bag of dicks, I went home with the girls and passed out. "God let tomorrow be better...." Waking up the next morning I felt groggy and tired. More so than usual which was surprising considering how I passed out the second I got home yesterday. As I tossed and turned in my bed I felt something was off.......Like REALLY off! I reached out to the side of my bed only touch something.......Rugged. It was thick and felt like I was touching a brick wall which is even weirder cause if I was touching the wall then this is the hairiest wall I've ever tou-...............Oh, my God. I slowly opened my eyes inch by inch only to see the stern eyes of a very BIG man laying next to me. Normally I would think I was dreaming but honestly......I could tell this wasn't a dream, cause I felt something.......Poking me! "OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!" Shouting at the top of my lungs I leaped out of my bed and huddled into the corner. Garterbelt slowly got out of my bed, exposing his......stick of truth, and walked to my closet pulled out his robes. "Morning to you too kid. You slept pretty soundly last night." He explained as he pulled up his pants. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? NO FUCK THAT, WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY BED NAKED!?" I cried while trying as hard as I could to erase the thoughts entering my mind a mile a minute. "I just wanted to make sure you.........Weren't having nightmares and stuff." Garterbelt explained with a straight face. "BULL SHIT!" I shouted while throwing my pillow at him. "Now then shall we join the others for breakfast?" He asked as he opened the door and walked outside. However, I was in the process of a mental breakdown as the thought of that pervert sleeping with me filled my head with all kinds of raunchy fantasies! Just as I was about to completely pass out another visitor came into my room. "Taki Dear? Do you mind coming downstairs? We have some things to discuss." A Celestia explained as she threw me some clothes. "Yeah sure.........Just give me a sec." Downstairs Garterbelt, Twilight, Stocking, and Celestia were sitting at the table with eggs and toast sitting in front of them. I took my seat expecting some kind of dramatic speech to happen but instead, everyone started eating, hell Stocking and Princess Celestia were watching TV! "I can't believe this is what most humans consider entertainment. I mean these *Talk shows* just seem like an excuse to have people complain over a live broadcast." Celestia said while stuffing a serving of eggs down her gullet. "Yeah but it's fun to watch how- OH THIS IS PERFECT!" Stocking said as they watched a man throw a chair into the audience. "How violent!" "Princess you should watch what they call a soap opera! They are incredibly educational! Thanks to them I managed to understand most of this world's strange customs!" Twilight explained while Celestia looked at her with surprise. "THATS NOT REALLY ACCURATE!" I thought as Twilight looked at her teacher with stars in her eyes. "My word! Then I had better find one of these Soapy operas!" Celestia exclaimed as she flipped through the channels. "WAIT A SECOND!" I shouted as everyone turned towards me. "I know you two didn't come here to watch soaps or to eat a casual breakfast! So why don't you both stop wasting my time and get to the point as to why you both are here." I demanded as both Garterbelt and Celestia looked at each for confirmation. "Well, the reason we both came here today was to check on something important," Celestia explained as she turned off the TV. "*Gulp* I-Important?" I asked as both Garterbelt and Celestia nodded their heads. The atmosphere seemed to shift entirely as Garterbelt and Celestia stared at me. I felt my body freeze as there stare penetrated my soul and left me hollow and barren. "Whatever, this thing is there talking about it must be important! Maybe it's a special power, maybe it's some kind of test! OR MAYBE ITS-" "We're here to see if you tried to get it on!" They both said in unison as they both put their thumb in between their pointer and middle finger. I instantly fell out of my chair with the most dumbstruck expression you could have ever seen. They built up the mood for something as stupid as that! As I tried to pick myself back up I noticed Celestia and Garter had a straight face while stocking just started laughing while Twilight remained oblivious. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!" I shouted as Stocking's laughter got even louder. "Well, you are a healthy male living alone with two VERY attractive females. It's only natural that were curious." Celestia explained with a sly smile. "Yeah, you're a man aren't you?.......Or perhaps you're a man's man?" Garter asked as I tried to my damnedest to set the man on fire with my eyes. "Shut up you perv! And why on earth would I be crazy enough to make advances on those two!" I exclaimed as both Twilight and Stocking just turned their heads slightly showing their confusion. "Stocking's a gluten both literally and metaphorically! She eat's way too many damn sweets to the point I'm surprised she hasn't fallen into a diabetic comma! Not only that she's lazy and has no sense of aesthetic! I mean have you seen her room! I'm scared to go in there for that alone but to add on that she's as much of a pervert as Garterbelt!" Stocking during my rant just giggled to herself as she remembered the "Pranks" she pulled on me. Especially that time when I woke up to her panties were on my head and she labeled ME a pervert! "The there"s Twilight! She's a lot better than Stocking sure but she still has a bad habit of making a mess! She stays up way too late on the internet doing god knows what! not only that but all her crazy experiments leave little to the imagination! Do you know that I woke up in the middle of the night to her staring at me in my sleep!" Twilight blushed a little as I explained her less than orthodox standards for experimentation. Meanwhile, Celestia and Garterbelt just seemed to nod their heads at my rant seeming to understand my situation to some degree. "I understand my pupil can be a bit....Forward when it comes to her curiosity about this world." Celestia said with a wary glance as happy memories of the past flooded back to her. "And I agree this bitch does eat way more than her fill and trust me when I say I know your pain when it comes to her habits." Garterbelt said with a scowl as nothing but raunchy memories came back to him. I watched the two of them for a moment and to be honest, I kind of felt bad for the both of them. I'm just taking care of them for the time being. They have to deal with these two almost every day. I felt almost a quite bond forming between us. A trio of suffering souls stuck with the burden of- "All the same we must make sure you don't try and fool around with these girls that could count as harming them and you know what will happen next." Celestia explained with that same light-hearted smile that I now realize is a cover for the evil nature she really has. "Bond my ass!!! Ok I get why you're worried, but why and the hell are they at my school!? I can hardly deal with them at home!" Garterbelt took the lead this time pulling out a piece of paper from his afro, really weird by the way and passed it to me. "The best way to maintain cover is to blend in so going to school helps build their cover, as well as, give them a little insight to your world." Garterbelt explained as I looked over the paper he handed me. They were incredibly well-detailed documents about the girls from where they grew up to their families and so on. Basically, the girls are under witness protection and are currently staying with their cousin and his family. Three guesses who that is. "All you need to do is keep them out of harm's way. Oh, and girls, please don't use any of your power in front of the students." Celestia explained while staring daggers at the two girls. Powers....ugh yeah I had almost forgotten how freaky those girls are. Twilight levitates, teleports, shoots laser beams and all kinds of other weird crap. I guess being a magical pony princess has its perks. And Stocking well apparently she can turn her stockings into samurai swords.....Yeah, explain that one to me. The girls nodded, albeit reluctantly, and Garterbelt and Celestia got up and said their goodbyes. I sighed feeling an overwhelming amount of stress on myself and decided to skip school today and sleep. However, before I could escape to dreamland Celestia quickly tapped my shoulder. "I'm sorry to trouble you but would you mind holding onto this for me?" Suddenly she reached into her...bussum...and pulled out a bottle of medicine and handed it to me. I stared at the bottle and tried to find out what it was but there wasn't a label. "Umm....What is it?" I asked with a skeptical glance from the bottle to her. "Make sure Twilight has one of this everyday. Make sure she takes one even if you have to trick her or hide it in some of her food. But it is VERY important!" Celestia explained making sure to focus on the fact that Twilight took one which left me a little worried. I nodded and took the bottle and with that, I climbed the stairs to my bedroom. I opened the door and looked at my mattress and only one thought was present in my mind. "I'm burning this fucking thing......Tomorrow." And with that thought, I fell over and passed out praying that things will be normal when I wake up. Meanwhile.... Celestia and Garterbelt stood outside the house and looked at each other with smug looks on their faces. "So who do you think will get to him first? My money's on Twilight myself." Garterbelt said with a grin on his face. "Oh, really I was sort of betting on Stocking myself. More experience with stuff like that and I got a feeling she likes that young man." Celestia explained with her usual smile but secretly no one realizes how much she loves this kind of stuff. "That bitch, Tsk.....Will see, anyways you want to grab a beer or something." Garterbelt asked with confidence. "My Garterbelt are you asking me out on a date?" Celestia asked with a sly grin. "Shit baby! you know that age old saying." Garterbelt explained as he walked off with Celestia following close behind with a bit of swagger in her step. "Oh believe me...I doooo~" TO BE CONTINUED? Yeah sorry this took so long college, working two jobs and trying to write this stuff takes a lot out of me. Anyways sorry if this isn't grade A quality but I just wanted to finish this damn Chapter. Anyways love you guys!
