So, here's the skinny. Basically, one day after coming home from school I meet this weird afro priest and a deity from an alien world. They both tell me I have to look after a pony princess with magical powers and a goth loli angel chick with a foul mouth and a hankering for sweets.

And worse of all I got to keep it a secret from everyone or else I'm gonna get SCRWED!......Metaphorically and Literally.

(PREPARE YOUR ANUS! There are plenty of sexual innuendos and themes here! And a looooot of language! Share some love if you like it! And share your thoughts on how to make it better! Love ya'll crazy mofo's!)