Living With A Goth and A Princess

After school, the girls and I made our way back towards the house. The whole day everyone looked at me like I was the friggin devil, hell I got several death threats from people I didn't even know went to this damn school.

"So would someone like to explain to me...." I said as I felt my eyebrow twitch while Stocking played with her creepy cat toy and Twilight seemed to be deeply captivated in a book she was reading.

"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU BOTH THERE!"

Suddenly both the girls looked at me with a mix of confusion and annoyance.

"Look we were told to come!" Stocking shouted as she pulled out her cell showing me her texts.

"BY WHO!?"

I suddenly felt a vibration in my pocket and I reached down only to pull out my cell phone. On the receiver, it said "Master G" but I didn't know who the hell that was. As I answered the call I heard a familiar voice on the other side.

"Well, Well! I knew you would come around sooner or later son~! Now, why don't you and I get to know each other a little better with some- *CLICK*"

I hung up the phone and placed it back in my pocket and looked at Stocking with the look that just said 'I Fuckin get it now!'. With the realization that life was officially gonna suck a bag of dicks, I went home with the girls and passed out.

"God let tomorrow be better...."

Waking up the next morning I felt groggy and tired. More so than usual which was surprising considering how I passed out the second I got home yesterday. As I tossed and turned in my bed I felt something was off.......Like REALLY off! I reached out to the side of my bed only touch something.......Rugged.

It was thick and felt like I was touching a brick wall which is even weirder cause if I was touching the wall then this is the hairiest wall I've ever tou-...............Oh, my God.

I slowly opened my eyes inch by inch only to see the stern eyes of a very BIG man laying next to me. Normally I would think I was dreaming but honestly......I could tell this wasn't a dream, cause I felt something.......Poking me!

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!"

Shouting at the top of my lungs I leaped out of my bed and huddled into the corner. Garterbelt slowly got out of my bed, exposing his......stick of truth, and walked to my closet pulled out his robes.

"Morning to you too kid. You slept pretty soundly last night." He explained as he pulled up his pants.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? NO FUCK THAT, WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU IN MY BED NAKED!?" I cried while trying as hard as I could to erase the thoughts entering my mind a mile a minute.

"I just wanted to make sure you.........Weren't having nightmares and stuff." Garterbelt explained with a straight face.

"BULL SHIT!" I shouted while throwing my pillow at him.

"Now then shall we join the others for breakfast?" He asked as he opened the door and walked outside.

However, I was in the process of a mental breakdown as the thought of that pervert sleeping with me filled my head with all kinds of raunchy fantasies! Just as I was about to completely pass out another visitor came into my room.

"Taki Dear? Do you mind coming downstairs? We have some things to discuss." A Celestia explained as she threw me some clothes.

"Yeah sure.........Just give me a sec."

Downstairs Garterbelt, Twilight, Stocking, and Celestia were sitting at the table with eggs and toast sitting in front of them. I took my seat expecting some kind of dramatic speech to happen but instead, everyone started eating, hell Stocking and Princess Celestia were watching TV!

"I can't believe this is what most humans consider entertainment. I mean these *Talk shows* just seem like an excuse to have people complain over a live broadcast." Celestia said while stuffing a serving of eggs down her gullet.

"Yeah but it's fun to watch how- OH THIS IS PERFECT!" Stocking said as they watched a man throw a chair into the audience.

"How violent!"

"Princess you should watch what they call a soap opera! They are incredibly educational! Thanks to them I managed to understand most of this world's strange customs!" Twilight explained while Celestia looked at her with surprise.

"THATS NOT REALLY ACCURATE!" I thought as Twilight looked at her teacher with stars in her eyes.

"My word! Then I had better find one of these Soapy operas!" Celestia exclaimed as she flipped through the channels.

"WAIT A SECOND!" I shouted as everyone turned towards me.

"I know you two didn't come here to watch soaps or to eat a casual breakfast! So why don't you both stop wasting my time and get to the point as to why you both are here." I demanded as both Garterbelt and Celestia looked at each for confirmation.

"Well, the reason we both came here today was to check on something important," Celestia explained as she turned off the TV.

"*Gulp* I-Important?" I asked as both Garterbelt and Celestia nodded their heads.

The atmosphere seemed to shift entirely as Garterbelt and Celestia stared at me. I felt my body freeze as there stare penetrated my soul and left me hollow and barren.

"Whatever, this thing is there talking about it must be important! Maybe it's a special power, maybe it's some kind of test! OR MAYBE ITS-"

"We're here to see if you tried to get it on!" They both said in unison as they both put their thumb in between their pointer and middle finger.

I instantly fell out of my chair with the most dumbstruck expression you could have ever seen. They built up the mood for something as stupid as that!

As I tried to pick myself back up I noticed Celestia and Garter had a straight face while stocking just started laughing while Twilight remained oblivious.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!" I shouted as Stocking's laughter got even louder.

"Well, you are a healthy male living alone with two VERY attractive females. It's only natural that were curious." Celestia explained with a sly smile.

"Yeah, you're a man aren't you?.......Or perhaps you're a man's man?" Garter asked as I tried to my damnedest to set the man on fire with my eyes.

"Shut up you perv! And why on earth would I be crazy enough to make advances on those two!" I exclaimed as both Twilight and Stocking just turned their heads slightly showing their confusion.

"Stocking's a gluten both literally and metaphorically! She eat's way too many damn sweets to the point I'm surprised she hasn't fallen into a diabetic comma! Not only that she's lazy and has no sense of aesthetic! I mean have you seen her room! I'm scared to go in there for that alone but to add on that she's as much of a pervert as Garterbelt!"

Stocking during my rant just giggled to herself as she remembered the "Pranks" she pulled on me. Especially that time when I woke up to her panties were on my head and she labeled ME a pervert!

"The there"s Twilight! She's a lot better than Stocking sure but she still has a bad habit of making a mess! She stays up way too late on the internet doing god knows what! not only that but all her crazy experiments leave little to the imagination! Do you know that I woke up in the middle of the night to her staring at me in my sleep!"

Twilight blushed a little as I explained her less than orthodox standards for experimentation. Meanwhile, Celestia and Garterbelt just seemed to nod their heads at my rant seeming to understand my situation to some degree.

"I understand my pupil can be a bit....Forward when it comes to her curiosity about this world." Celestia said with a wary glance as happy memories of the past flooded back to her.

"And I agree this bitch does eat way more than her fill and trust me when I say I know your pain when it comes to her habits." Garterbelt said with a scowl as nothing but raunchy memories came back to him.

I watched the two of them for a moment and to be honest, I kind of felt bad for the both of them. I'm just taking care of them for the time being. They have to deal with these two almost every day. I felt almost a quite bond forming between us. A trio of suffering souls stuck with the burden of-

"All the same we must make sure you don't try and fool around with these girls that could count as harming them and you know what will happen next." Celestia explained with that same light-hearted smile that I now realize is a cover for the evil nature she really has.

"Bond my ass!!! Ok I get why you're worried, but why and the hell are they at my school!? I can hardly deal with them at home!"

Garterbelt took the lead this time pulling out a piece of paper from his afro, really weird by the way and passed it to me.

"The best way to maintain cover is to blend in so going to school helps build their cover, as well as, give them a little insight to your world." Garterbelt explained as I looked over the paper he handed me.

They were incredibly well-detailed documents about the girls from where they grew up to their families and so on. Basically, the girls are under witness protection and are currently staying with their cousin and his family. Three guesses who that is.

"All you need to do is keep them out of harm's way. Oh, and girls, please don't use any of your power in front of the students." Celestia explained while staring daggers at the two girls.

Powers....ugh yeah I had almost forgotten how freaky those girls are. Twilight levitates, teleports, shoots laser beams and all kinds of other weird crap. I guess being a magical pony princess has its perks. And Stocking well apparently she can turn her stockings into samurai swords.....Yeah, explain that one to me.

The girls nodded, albeit reluctantly, and Garterbelt and Celestia got up and said their goodbyes. I sighed feeling an overwhelming amount of stress on myself and decided to skip school today and sleep. However, before I could escape to dreamland Celestia quickly tapped my shoulder.

"I'm sorry to trouble you but would you mind holding onto this for me?"

Suddenly she reached into her...bussum...and pulled out a bottle of medicine and handed it to me. I stared at the bottle and tried to find out what it was but there wasn't a label.

"Umm....What is it?" I asked with a skeptical glance from the bottle to her.

"Make sure Twilight has one of this everyday. Make sure she takes one even if you have to trick her or hide it in some of her food. But it is VERY important!" Celestia explained making sure to focus on the fact that Twilight took one which left me a little worried.

I nodded and took the bottle and with that, I climbed the stairs to my bedroom. I opened the door and looked at my mattress and only one thought was present in my mind.

"I'm burning this fucking thing......Tomorrow." And with that thought, I fell over and passed out praying that things will be normal when I wake up.

Meanwhile....

Celestia and Garterbelt stood outside the house and looked at each other with smug looks on their faces.

"So who do you think will get to him first? My money's on Twilight myself." Garterbelt said with a grin on his face.

"Oh, really I was sort of betting on Stocking myself. More experience with stuff like that and I got a feeling she likes that young man." Celestia explained with her usual smile but secretly no one realizes how much she loves this kind of stuff.

"That bitch, Tsk.....Will see, anyways you want to grab a beer or something." Garterbelt asked with confidence.

"My Garterbelt are you asking me out on a date?" Celestia asked with a sly grin.

"Shit baby! you know that age old saying." Garterbelt explained as he walked off with Celestia following close behind with a bit of swagger in her step.

"Oh believe me...I doooo~"

TO BE CONTINUED?

Yeah sorry this took so long college, working two jobs and trying to write this stuff takes a lot out of me. Anyways sorry if this isn't grade A quality but I just wanted to finish this damn Chapter. Anyways love you guys!