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RATED MATURE FOR: Strong Language ,Suggestive Themes, Alcohol, Drug Reference, and Crude Humor, implied sexual content and innuendos.

So I died the other day, I'm agnostic so things like Heaven or Hell never crossed my mind; honestly I was always a bit skeptical. But after a tragic car accident leaves me dead and standing before a large white....uh, I think they're called Alicorns; leaves me standing before an Alicorn who claims I get one more chance to atone for my sins by serving time in purgatory, I begin to rethink my religious views. So, after striking a deal with this divine being who I guess is God or at least an Angel, I am transported into a new colorful world with a new colorful body to match.
I don't know what that lady, er horse, thinks, but if she expects me to turn my life around and make friends all for the sake of entering the kingdom of Heaven, she's got another thing coming. Whether in my old life or this new one I'm going to continue to live how I've been doing all my life, because there ain't no rest for the wicked.