Rough notes on the physiology of Neokiva's alicorns

Rough notes report 2: location of Neokiva,

After a few weeks had passed with no word from Neokiva, subject one: Luna and myself made our way towards Canterlot and Neokiva’s last known coordinates, the palace. Upon arriving at the palace, we discovered that it was currently day court. So I decided we should go inside the throne room and ask Celestia if she had seen Neokiva. What we saw when we entered was surprising to say the least, it was full of tailor’s, florists, bakers and some confused nobles. I even spotted Rarity who was currently measuring sompony on the dias.

We moved up the line and when we set our eyes on the pony being measured, It was Neokiva who had a sour expression on her face, sat on what looked like a donut, sitting next to a smug grinning Princess Celestia,

“Oh! Hi guys,” Neokiva addressed them perking up a bit,

“Have you come to rescue me from the hell that is dress fittings?” Neokiva begged,

“Don’t move darling, I need accurate measurements for your dress,” Rarity chided, as she marehandled Neokiva,

“No, Twilight was worried about you. It seems she needn’t have bothered, what is this all for anyway.” Luna asked gesturing to everypony.

“Oh, I lost a bet with Celestia. I wanted to test the potency of Celestia’s seed and she said ‘I can get any mare pregnant within two weeks’ I said ‘Prove it!’ she then bet she could get me pregnant within a couple of weeks and I foolishly took her up on the bet, saying ‘I will marry you and be your mare, if you manage to impregnate me within two weeks!’ turns out i was also in heat at the time and she was plenty eager to prove herself. So now I’m pregnant, can’t sit down without a donut and engaged to Celestia, stuck in this dress hell and i am planning on suing that company who made that lube,” Neokiva groused,

Rarity and the rest of the ponies in the room had matching blushes as they heard of Celestia’s and Neokiva’s implied escapades,

“Hang on, what would you have gotten if Celestia lost?” Twilight asked curiously

“It’s embarrassing,” Neokiva said her face coloring crimson red from the blush

Celestia spoke up getting everypony's attention, “She wanted to become an alicorn and have me weight on her forehoof and hindhoof, She might have to become an Alicorn anyway to survive what is to come, can’t have my mare dying on me and because she is pregnant she is getting her other wish too!” Celestia chuckled as neokiva’s blush deepened,

“Wait so if you’re getting your wish anyway, why are you complaining?” Twilight asked confusion in the tone of her voice.

“What part of needing a donut to sit down and sueing a lube production company don’t you get? Celestia was quite vigorous, I was afraid it’d split me in half!” Neokiva exclaimed and gained a faraway look as if seeing something utterly traumatic, “ I hope she hasn’t turned me into a size queen. Oh and before I forget here are my notes,”

Neokiva said wincing as she moved to give them to Twilight, whom began to look over the notes, her face turned redder and looked up to Celestia and then back to the data, and again to Celestia whose smug grin had returned in full force, before finally turning to Neokiva. “How in Tartarus are you not dead!?” Twilight exclaimed, Celestia’s grin widening further as Luna joined Neokiva in that thousand yard stare,

“I almost did, I think I had a near death experience, my grandmare and grandstallion were beckoning me towards a bright light along with my other deceased family members, and my dog Jessie. I woke up in the palace infirmary, apparently Celestia had them give me a pregnancy test while i was out, hence why I am here. Because I lost the bet, oh well I don’t really have an issue marrying ‘Tia, though I wish this dress fitting would be over so we can snuggle,” Neokiva explained, “Oh and it’s twins by the way.”

“Yay! I get to be an Ant,” Twilight giggled and pressed, her ear against Neokiva’s belly,

“That’s Aunt, Twilight.” Luna corrected with a good natured smile,

“Twilight, you won't be able to hear or feel the foals yet.” Celestia giggled at her ex-student,

“Oh! yeah right I forgot,” Twilight said blushing sheepishly in embarrassment,

“There and we are done Darling, you may return to your snuggling,” Rarity said her face still covered by a blush, to answer her Neokiva found herself donut included levitated under Celestia’s wing, and then Neokiva proceeded to snuggle up to Celestia.

“So I guess that makes us Sister-in-laws then, Neokiva?” Luna said,

“Yes it does,” came Neokiva’s muffled reply from Celestia’s side,

“Did you find anything else out in your experiments?” Twilight asked,

“Well, Alicorn horns and wings are more sensitive than a unicorn's horn or pegasus’ wings, though require arousal via other means, and ‘Tia really likes it when you mmmf!? Mmmmn.” Celestia interrupted Neokiva with a deep Prench kiss, Twilight could swear she could see something wiggling in Neokiva’s throat, but for her remaining sanity decided to ignore it and instead focus on their faces as they broke apart, Celestia and Neokiva’s tongues hung out of their open mouths, connected by a string of saliva. The sound of meat slapping against metal sounded through the air and feathers flying no doubt from the pegasi suffering from a bad case of wingboner caused Twilight to hide under Luna’s wing to hide her own embarrassing problem.

A scroll appeared in front of Celestia distracting the pair from turning this into a public exhibition,
Luna and Twilight leant over to look at the letter.

Dear Auntie Celestia,

I am nearing the end of my pregnancy, with a month left we would like to invite you, and Luna to my and Shining Armors, foal’s crystallizing, in a month's time.

“Eeee, I am Aunt two times over!” Twilight squealed,