The Beginning

It was a dark and shitty night in ponyville. The birds were dead, the flowers withered, and the elements of harmony were out having a picnic in the meadows, despite it raining. Twilight had forgotten to check SKY News for the weather forecast, and was now being scowled at by her friends.

"I love the salad you made Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie exclaimed cheerfully. "Who else thinks so?"

"Yes it is quite divine, darling!" Rarity said blissfully, forgetting that all they were eating were regular fucking salad leaves, like every other day.

"Ah' still think some apples would'a made this sumin' special like." Applejack moaned, thinking about the fruits she secretly inserted into herself most evenings, unknowns to her friends. Suddenly the whole earth around them began rumbling quite vigorously, and in the sky appeared a giant Separatist Battle-cruiser, and out jumped Macho Man: Randy Savage!

"I've been to the top of the mountain!!!!" he yelled while pointing at Fluttershy. "Hey, freakshow! You're goin' nowhere! I got ya for three minutes of playtime!" He then wiggled his fingers. The shitty yellow horse had her mouth open in a gasp, but before she could say a single word, Savage had his large throbbing dick in her mouth. She was appalled, shocked and horrified at first, but she soon began moaning seductively, enjoying the roughness of his sweaty dick in her mouth.

The other ponies watched shocked as their shyest friend was sucking off such a famous celebrity in public with ease. All except Pinkie, who had started masturbating vigorously. Then out of absolutely nowhere, Donald Trump appears, dragging a Mexican child by a chain, and begins ass-fucking Applejack.

Applejack moaned in ecstasy as the Republican Presidential Nominee trusted his stone-hard, racist dick up her ass with no regard to the horrible jerks he was giving the Mexican child being pulled by the steel links.

Twilight had started masturbating at the scene when she saw the single hottest scene in her entire life unfold before her. As the two humans fucked their mares (Randy Savage pulled his dick out of Fluttershy's mouth and stuffed it her sweet, tender pussy.) Savage began French kissing Donald Trump. He grunted in pleasure as he fucked the light yellow Pegasus and passionately tongue wrestled Trump at the same time so he wasn't doing just gay shit.

"Oh," Trump yelled victoriously, "I am going to build that wall so fucking high the Mexicans won't be able to see the sun!"

Suddenly Twilight looked away from the scene (But she didn't stop masturbating!) and saw Rarity having a three way with the Ghost Adventures crew. The leader, Zak, was plowing her in the minge, while Aaron got his dick slobbered on in her mouth. They moaned and began kissing each other and at that point Rainbow Dash came over and started eating out Zak's ass. Slowly she stuck her tongue up into Zak's poop chute and began eagerly slurping up his shit.

Twilight came and as soon as she finished masturbating. Quite shocked at what was going on, she suddenly felt her legs being spread, and looked up to see Peter Capaldi insert his spongy, shrived dick into her welcoming unicorn pussy.

"Fuckity HI!!!" He screamed as he continued to pound harder into her ass, while shoving the Sonic Screwdriver into her mouth and turning it onto its dildo setting.

Twilight looked up and smiled at the giggling actor and became twice as aroused when she saw Spike come up behind Capaldi and began to fuck his ass. Twilight loved the feeling of the fifty+ year old cock in her snatch as it absorbed all her pussy fluids it began to bulge, stuffing her vag to its limits until it nearly burst like a colostomy bag.

With a final grunt, Randy Savage and Donald pulled out of their ponies and started to 69 as they came, filling each other's mouth with warm semen. Tonald Dump let go of the chain in his grip, allowing the Mexican child to quickly board the giant Starship and head back to Mexico with several tons of crack and coke.

Fluttershy began kissing Applejack and looked over to see that Pinkie had also willingly gotten in on the action as Jeremy Kyle began stuffing her pinkie candy vag with his unemployed-hating cock.

"GET A FUCKING JOB AND SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!" He screamed in anger, as his studio audience began clapping (and clopping).

Meanwhile, after they came, Donald and Randy began to have a casual conversation as they masturbated to the orgy in front of them and ate popcorn (Which was covered in blood and semen.) Fluttershy and Applejack stopped fucking and were immediately taken by surprise by the Myth Busters. When the Myth Busters came their load, Jamie pulled out of Sluttershy, jizzed in his palm and smeared it all over his nipples, and when Adam came he pulled his dick out, rammed it into Rarity's ass, and said "Looks like this myth's just been..." and then right as he came he screamed out in utter bliss "Busted!"

Peter Capital gave his signature "Fuckity Bye!!!" came, and then quickly did a few dozen back-flips into the Tardis which was parked in a sex-shop hidden behind a large tree. Then he took off, travelling back in time to rape his 12 past incarnations of himself, plus Susan - his granddaughter. Twilight held her hoof to her chest, panting heavily and unable to comprehend the amount of semen and blood all around and over their picnic.

"That sure was fun! Now Spike, please be a good dear and fucking die!" she said, venom filling her already demonic voice and when she said it Spike became severely depressed, took out some rope and hung himself off of the tree the Tardis was parked behind.

Then out of the sex-shop came Mohammed Emwazi and he started ramming Rainbow Dash's pussy with his Muzlamic dick. RD screamed in pleasure as the Islamic State executioner known as Jihadi John fucked her with his abnormally large pork hating dick. John fucked Rainbow for a full 20 minutes until he shot his warm seed into her vag. RD panted in pleasure as she came to and turned around to look her lover in the eyes. She then began to speak, only to have Jihadi John shriek and pull out a knife. "Allahu Ackba!!!"

Jihadi John swung at Trump and missed, so Donald Trump threw his popcorn at him, irritating randy Savage who had not yet had his fill.

"Oh, you'll get your 'fill' soon mate!" John said, as he threw the head of a civilian towards him. Trump was clearly irritated by this, and knocked the Trump wall over onto John, who lay slowly dying under a ton of bricks.

"Now where were we?" Donald Trump hissed as he turned round to finish fucking the main 6, but they had all fucked off. They were running back towards their homes, petrified at the prospect of Donald Trump taking over Equestria and banning all Changelings from entering the country. "You won't escape me you little cunts!"

Author's Note

This is purely a joke. So if you get butthurt then that is entirely your fault for not having a sense of humor.

Peace.