The Ultimate FIMFiction

by The Desecrator

Pinkie Dies (Like my writers block)

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Stalin' For Time

It was a warm and sunny day in Ponyville again, the sun was shining and the grass was green, a perfect day for another picnic. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash, were sitting on a large blanket in the meadow enjoying some delectable daffodil and daisy sandwiches and various other lunchtime foods.

"Great potato salad Ditzy!" Twilight exclaimed, but then she remembered that most of her friends were six-foot under.

Twilight looked at her one friend happily and said in a Ditzy-like voice “Why thank you guys! But really, my little muffin did most of the work!"

"Twilight you're going insa--"

"What?"

"Nothing. Did I ever tell you about the time I-" Rainbow Dash started, but stopped suddenly when they heard a loud bang, and then an explosion following the orgy, followed by smaller popping noises in the distance. "That sounded like it came from what is left of Ponyville!" she said. Twilight grew increasingly concerned with this and said "Come on every pony! Let’s go back to check things out." Rainbow was the only one there to nod in agreement with the purple mare and started to trot back to Ponyville.

About twenty minutes later, the pair of friends arrived in Ponyville and were greatly disturbed by what they saw. They watched in horror as groups of what looked like monkeys, only they were hairless except for on their heads, they had rather dark skin, and they wore (not) clothes and carried automatic weapons kicked down the doors to various pony's houses and stormed them. Walking slowly behind them was an adult who had a mustache and was smoking a cigar. He laughed as the young boys tossed the poor, unsuspecting ponies out on to the street and herded them into the center of town.

Twilight and Rainblow who had just arrived from the meadows were shocked and appalled as they beasts separated the ponies from their families and herded them into groups of colts, fillies, mares, and stallions. They turned and looked in horror as they heard a familiar voice yell "Don't you dare touch them, you monsters!" as they saw Mr. Cake run towards one of the soldiers and who was taking their two babies away. The other soldiers just laughed and pointed their Ak 47's at Mr. Cake and gunned him down. Mrs. Cake watched in horror.

The soldiers just shrugged and tossed her babies in with the other infant ponies. Twilight and the other autistic one tried to sneak around to try and help some of the soon to die kids when they heard a guard shriek and began bellowing in some form of tribal way of communication.

"Look! There are more of the filthy sinners over there!"

The next thing that the two remaining Mane-Sex members saw were cans seeping a red colored gas come hurtling towards them. As soon as they landed the two started coughing and fell unconscious.

Twilight was the first one to wake up. From her blurred vision she watched, helplessly as the soldiers had lined up the stallions against a wall and were forcing the young colts to take rifles and kill their own family members. She saw that Big Mac was one of them. She winced as the colts open fired, killing their loved ones. She stopped watching when the soldiers started loading the crying colts up into large trucks and started to carry them away. She turned away in an attempt to see something less horrific, but saw something even more horrific, which is absolutely fucking goddamn hysterical. (Not the dying kids, her being horrified - even i have limits. Yet im writing this but IDGAFF.)

The soldiers had put all the infants into a pile and started to pour gasoline all over them. The baby four-legged autism-spores started to cry as the gasoline stung their fragile bodies, but it was nothing compared to what was going to happen next. The soldiers started to laugh manically as one of them took a lit match a dropped it onto the baby pile. Twilight vomited as she watched the children, including Pumpkin and Pound cake, being burned alive and cooked, baked and served as CAKES lmao. Twilight started to cry as she watched the infant foals rolling, twisting in agony as the flames ate away at their young, tender, flesh.

Twilight turned back around and saw that the cargo trucks had come back, and they were now loading the mares and fillies on board to it. She watched as her unconscious friends were hefted onto the truck, and waited for them to grab her. But lucky for Twilight she heard someone yell "We're out of room!" so the soldiers just looked at her broken form, laughed and started to drive away. They just left her there, in the middle of her destroyed home town. And then she blacked out once more.

Twilight awoke again and saw from her blurred vision the last thing she wanted to see then. She saw two boy soldiers standing on each side of Spike and they were beating the crying dragon. Twilight was still too weak to move so she just watched mortified and appalled as the soldiers started to toy with the dragon in the most horrible ways. The soldiers started by taking a combat knife and slowly pushed it into Spike's eye while the other held him down. Twilight was too shocked to even remember that Spike had earlier topped himself in an earlier event, but as the baby dragon screamed in pain she couldn't think, as they started to twist the knife, turning his eyeball upside down. After they pulled it out the soldier that was torturing Spike (He was also laughing) started to slowly step on the purple dragon's testiez. Spike screamed "TWILIGHT! HELP ME!" just as Spike's balls popped and fluids started to leak out from underneath the soldier's shoes.

The soldier then gave Spike a sharp kick to the penis, unzipped his pants, and brought the baby dragon's ass towards his erect, black dick. Spike started to cry as the young, teenage boy soldier vandalized his youthful anus, tearing it to shreds with every thrust. "STOP! PLEASE! JUST STOP!" Spike yelled. But it was no use, the soldier kept on sliding his rock hard member into Spike's ass. The second soldier became aroused by this so he unzipped his pants and began to stroke his throbbing dick. They both were so aroused that they found themselves close to orgasm in almost no time at all. The soldier who was ass raping Spike pulled out and lined his pulsating dick up against Spike's broken testicles while the other soldier shoved his dick into Spike's hollow eye socket. They both sprayed large quantities of semen into their targets at the same time, which they found arousing. It was not the same feeling for Prick though - I mean Spike.

The semen was burning Spike's wounds and he yelled "PLEASE LET ME DIE! JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE!" the first soldier pulled up his pants and said "Sure thing you evil beast!" and shot Spike in the chest seven times and walked off, thankfully, they didn't notice Twilight.

"SPIKE?!" Twilight ran up to him and cried as blood and other fluid with a hint of 'cream' trickled out of every hole in the dragons body. "Are you okay?" The idiotic question was enough to send a surge of energy through Spike's dying frame and he snapped at her.

"What kind of fucking question is that, you dumb blonde!" He died, and it was awful.

Twilight was still in shock, when Rainbow came out of seemingly nowhere and rested a wing over her back, before erupting into a fit of laughter. "It's just a prank, bro!"

"So, everyone is okay?" Twilight rubbed her eyes and smiled. "It was just a prank of yours?"

"No, this!" Rainbow then took a shit on Spike and then tossed the carcass away, before laughing again. "Everyone is still dead."

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