FFS I Got a MLP Advent Calendar (2017)

"So then, I learned that I was easily able to slide several oranges up inside my rectum."

"Uh, huh..." replied Dash, staring at her fruit, "That's nice, Twilight."

Recent events aside, Rainbow Dash was actually fine, just a wee bit down every now and then, as she still lived and honestly she didn't give a flying (lol see what I did there?) fuck about what anyone else did or thought about her. Twilight, on the other hand, transformed into something that could only be described as batshit insane. Most days she would be eating grass through her nostrils, trying to insert round objects into herself as if she was some kind of baby toy, and then there were the baths in manure, as if she was a trans-species pony pig.

"Twilight, what do you say about us going back to ponyville once more and trying to save the day?"

"Nah fam. CBA! Lol #YoloSwag!" Twilight gurgled out from under the feces. She was burying her own nose and face into the puddle, whilst also trying to reach around and push more questionable things up her arsecrack.

All of a sudden, a tall figure cast a shadow over the pair of them, and Twilight took her head out of the waste, smiling up at what was clearly a Muslim terrorist. "Good morning, Princess Celestia!" Twilight boomed happily, which made Rainbow facepalm hard.

"Allahu Akbar..." He cooed gently and seductively into Twilight's ear.