Earth to Equestria Chapter 4 Once in a Blue Moon

I found myself in the hallway of what looked like an old victorian mansion in front of a massive door. I placed my hand on the whorly patterned golden knob turning it cautiously. A bright blue light expanded as the entrance slowly opened. I shielded myself from the beaming radiance pushing myself through and ended up in a room. I saw on the other side of the room what looked like a glowing azure version of myself lying cross-legged on a recliner with a pipe in his mouth dressed in a plaid nightgown with pink slippers on.

“Go on, have a seat.”

I took a seat on the leather chair across from him making myself acquainted with it. There were bloated bookshelves of aged wood lining the walls with swirly patterns gilded into the wood. All lit by mysterious blue glow of the candles that circled the room.

“Who are you?”

“Well,” he said laughing for a bit “I’m you.”

“I mean...what are you?”

“Horny, very very horny.”

He snapped his fingers and out of nowhere 3 clones of Rarity appeared. They rushed for his pants, ripping them off instantly. He undid his legs and one of the clones jumped onto his cock while the one of them cuddled against his right shoulder. The last one sat diligently at his side like a well-trained dog.

“Want one?”

“No thanks.”

“Suit yourself.”

The final clone hugged his shoulder kissing him on the cheek. I kept myself as serious as possible, but the sight was more than enough to pop a boner.

“Are you sure?” he chuckled out.

“Positive.” I concluded “So what really are you?”

“No idea, all I know is that there’s nothing better than coming into reality.”

The Rarity clone screamed out as an unnecessary amount of semen flowed out of her vagina. She hopped off and yet the cum still flowed like a broken water fountain. While my face revolted at the scene at the sight, my penis vehemently disagreed with it. Not quite the answer I was looking for.

“How long have you been here?”

“I’ve always been here, waiting. I’ve only recently begun to feel myself.”

A largest shit-eating grin stretched across his face. I couldn’t help but snicker at the implied indecency, though I was sure there was some truth to the statement. I saw the walls shift as an unstable dark blue portal showed itself. The tall and elegant princess of the night made her grand entrance into my dream. I got up and bowed to the princess peaking to my right only to see my doppelganger jacking off furiously.

“Hello Callum Jamison My name is Princess Luna.” she said looking quite perturbed at the blue clone. “May I ask, who is that?”

“I-I don’t know! He’s just a fig-I mean, he’s probably some random dream thing. Just ignore him.” The words stumbled out of my mouth.

“Why, hello princess you look absolutely luscious.”

“I’m so sorry please forgive me-I mean him, miss princess luna, this is a bad time, I mean…”

“I... Understand, perhaps I shall meet thee in person?”

“That would be perfect, again, I’m really sorry about...him.”

She faded into the blue ether leaving me with him. The walls around the room began to melt. A white light encompassed the room as suddenly as consciousness surfaced the horizon.

I rolled off of my bed scratching my head from that embarrassing dream. I lazily stumbled down the stairs for a more refreshing breakfast. Twilight was deeply engrossed into whatever she was reading. I was almost worried the book was going to book was going to suck her into another dimension. I caught her attention and exchanged pleasantries.

“You’re up late.”

“Yeah, I had this really odd dream last night.”

“What was it about?”

I told her about the dream leaving out a majority of the revealing details. She gave me a distressed look.

“You should probably get over to canterlot soon.”

“Yeah, I agree.”

“Any idea when?”

“I’m thinking of heading up there around the time Fluttershy will be.”

My train of thought was soon eviscerated by the same flash of rainbow that destroyed the door. There two rows of shattered wood springing up like crooked stalagmites as the polychromatic-maned pegasus grinded to a halt.

“Hey Twilight, where’s alien dude I keep hearing about?”

“Hello Rainbow Dash, he’s right over there.”

She flew over to me with the intent of examining me. I was still in awe at not only the destruction she caused, but the fact that she acted as if she was practically unscathed. Held out my hand for a handshake which she attempted to hoof bump. I exchanged my open hand for a fist to completed the transaction.

“The names Rainbow Dash. I’m only the best AND fastest flyer in Equestria.”

“I’m Callum Jamison, just call me Callum or Cal, whichever you prefer.”

I tried to watched her fly around me, but it was tough to keep an eye on her. She was impressively agile in the air, especially considering the speed she was moving at. She motioned for another limb bump which I carried out.

“A hoofbumping alien? That’s so awesome!”

“Well it’s a pretty common gesture where I come from.”

“What else can you guys do.”

Normally, I wasn’t one to brag, especially about people. But this was Rainbow Dash we were talking about. I had to make an exception. I signaled her to wait and ran up the stairs to retrieve my camera. I swiped it out of my bag and dashed down the stairs.

“We make stuff.”

“A camera? Woah!”

“Not just any camera. Check this out.”

I quickly navigated to the video function. I pointed it at Rainbow Dash with the record button at the ready.

“Do something cool.”

“Wait Rainbow, not in here!”

Without an instant to spare, she unveiled impressive physically questionable acrobatics. Zipping around in lofty loops and daring turns. She took a close turn that nearly skimmed a nearby bookshelf and it was here that I was starting to regret my enthusiasm. Rainbow turned off of the shelf a little bit too sharply and ended up crashing into a chair. Thankfully it was something soft. Me and Twilight went to make sure she was fine. She got up clumsily so and remained a bit disoriented, but seemed okay. I checked back to see if I got everything. It wasn’t very easy to keep up, but I got a decent amount of it.

“That was dangerous!” Twilight scolded.

We apologized. Me and Rainbow laughed it off, but Twilight remained pouty. I showed Dash what I had recorded and she was utterly amazed. I took the initiative for the bump, which she returned.

“Shouldn’t you be getting back to your wonderbolt entry exams by now?”

The moment she said that her eyes widened.

“Uh oh, gotta go. See ya!”

She flew off before anyone had the chance to say bye. It was about the time of day for me to go out and I needed to catch up with Berry. As I approached her house I noticed she was outside tending to her blueberry bushes. I casually approached the blue pony finally catching her attention. After greeting each other she seemed a little concerned.

“Cal, where were you last night?”

“I was a too tired to come last night. I had sex with Fluttershy that evening and the orgasm left me completely spent.”

Her concern turned into ribald excitement, her eyes beaming with intense salacious curiosity. Her watering can hit the floor sputtering water from the nozzle.

“Tell. Me. Everything.”

She beckoned me to come in an offer which I took. She practically flew onto the couch laying across it with her hoof supporting her tilted head. I took a seat on the last bit of sofa I had to work with laying my arm lazily over the couch’s. Of course, I told her as much detail as I could remember.

“Nice. I always knew you had it in you.”

“Naturally.”

“However, I’d hate to pluck your pumpkin Cal, but Fluttershy is a total pushover. From what I heard, it seemed like you’d already tickled her curiosity when she saw your stiffer. She saw what you wanted and when you gave her something big, she wanted something else big. If you know what I mean.” Berry Blast explained with a flirtatious wink of her right eye.

An instinctual snicker escaped my mouth. Despite her jovial spirit of her words, I still felt they were worth legitimate thought. I couldn’t deny the reasonability of her explanation. Everything just lines up too well, except for that one thing. Maybe whatever that odd feeling was just a byproduct of the situation. However, it was outlandish to me how something like a short term sexual experiences had this much nuance to them. She’s was literally the horse’s mouth on the topic. The arbiter of adultery mood had leveled and her brightness dimmed a bit.

“It won’t always be that easy sugar. Sometimes you gotta talk her into it, y’know, butter her up a little bit.”

“Butter her up huh...sounds like fun.” I said with a lick of the lips. I fully absorbed the content of what I said and facepalmed in response.

“And sexy, maybe we should try that sometime.”

“A-anyways, how exactly is this done?”

“It’s pretty simple. Make her feel special, be honest and stay calm. Remind her how sexy she is and don’t forget to be sexy yourself. Make it seem like you can’t contain that animal, but don’t make it too obvious. C’mon shug, let’s practice.”

She flashed me with her signature flirtatious leer. She rolled off the couch and sauntered to the table. Her hind legs moved with more emphasis than her forelegs did making her ass come out. She swung her tail like a mace. She looked back at me with even more sexual vigor. This was farthest thing from subtle that I could imagine.

“What are you waiting for?” she said seductively swinging her tail in an even bigger arc revealing her slit.

I followed her to the table. My peripheral vision blurred. My legs were on autopilot as I walked to the seat across from her. I was so horny that I feared turning would send my penis into a wall. I printed myself to the seat and looked into Berry. I took a deep breath and tried to focus on what to say.

“Berry, you make me feel welcome to be in Equestria.” I said. My eyes instinctively tore away from hers looking down in thought.

“Hey, keep your eyes on me.” she scolded instructively. She immediately went back to character. “Oh, really sugar?”

“R-right, and your eyes are so deep, and expansive. Staring into your them is like diving deep into the ocean.”

“Awww, you’re so sweet sugar.”

I slipped my hands under the table. My slowly rubbed my upper quadricep. This pleased my sex talking drill sergeant and she clopped her hooves.

“You so got this down.”

“You really think so?”

“Not if that’s your response.”

“I-I mean, you know it!”

She licked her lips salaciously.

“You’re such a good student, y’know that?”

“Did I get an A?”

“No, I think you deserve a B. That stands for blowjob.”

We moved back over to the couch. She undid my pants somehow and wrapped her hoof around my cock. Her hoofs were hard but the were rounded at the edges so they didn’t do any damage. The pressure of her hoof was enough to send shockwaves of pleasure through my body. She stroked slowly turning her hoof as she hit the base. Her hot breath on the tip of my cock sent shivers through my body. The sultry look in her eyes only made me throb harder with vigor. Her mouth on my head was enough to make me grunt as the ecstasy pushed me to the edge of my seat. She swirled her rough tongue around my head before diving in deep. Overwhelming bliss forced moans out of my mouth. The waves became tsunamis of euphoria when the sexy succubus swirled her tongue on my penis.The way it tugged at my skin on top of the rigorous hoofjob unleashed unfathomable levels of pleasure that rivaled the feeling of standard penetration. The sensuality was overflowing and I felt myself rushing towards the climax. The heavenly feeling of a orgasm and strings of semen flowed from the tip of my member desperately rushing out of my cock. She swallowed the 3 shots before taking her mouth off, then a little extra discharge shot into her face.

She had a light cyan aura and I noticed creeping onto me. It felt, connecting...gentle like an saftey strap but as locking as an anchor in the ocean floor.

“I know this is a little out of left field, but I kinda get what you’re feelin’ sugar.”

“What exactly are we feeling?” I said inquisitively.

“Y’know stuck in a place that makes you feel like an outsider. I’ve been there, in a different sense.”

“Yeah, it’s not easy, but you get used to it. You don’t seem so much like an outsider to me.”

“Well, where I came from, everypony believed these crazy rules and pretty much hated sex. My mom always told me ‘if you keep doin’ what you’re doin’, tirek’s gonna drag you down to tartarus’.”

“My mom believes stuff like that too. Say, were you always like this?”

“Yep, but I'd rather not get into this. It's complicated." She said putting a hoof to her chin "Say, why don't we head down to the park?"

“To put your lessons into practice?”

"Sure thing sugar."

"I don't know about this..."

“C’mon, it’ll be fun. Plus, you’ll get laid!”

I uneasily followed the racy rancher out to the park. The whole time we walked, I couldn’t get lyra off of my mind. I was worried about her. About us. Bon Bon was a major obstacle. The only thing that stood between me and Lyra. I can’t stand it. I just don’t get why she’s so awful. I don’t get why Lyra can be around such a dictatorial killjoy. I caught eye of the bench that Lyra always played on. Oddly enough, no Lyra. Berry signaled me over to the empty bench. At which point, the perverse reconnaissance mission was a go.

“This was a pretty stupid idea. I don’t know anypony here, how am I supposed to bed any of them.”

“That’s what dates are for sugar.”

“Oh yeah, the alien monkey wants to take you out to dinner.”

“Look here’s one!” she whispered.

The mare she was referring to had a bushy bright orange mane and an equally bright yellow fur coat to match. She was dragging a heavy bag of what was presumed to be carrots. Her hooves and mane seemed to have gotten dirty from plucking the goods. She was a couple of inches taller than every other pony and had a nice round ass. My mare body assessment was interrupted by a punch to my shoulder.

“Are you waiting for the sun to turn blue? Get over there!” she said in an almost outside voice. She stuffed the rest of her outburst back into her mouth.

I got up and slid over to the mare. I tapped her shoulder and caught her attention. She seemed really peeved.

“Need a hand Carrot Top?”

“How do you know my name?”

“Well, I have umm. Telepathy! Yeah, we humans can read minds.” I said with an awkward laugh.

“Get lost creep!” she said continuing to drag the bag along.

I stepped back over to the bench with Berry. How strange, I thought she was the carrot salesmare. Must’ve been her sister or something. Maybe I’ll talk to her again at a different time. Sergeant salacity facehoofed at my awful performance. It wasn’t hard to see why, so I just laughed it off. This time, I was the one infecting somepony with the giggles. I cut my laugh short at the sight of Bon Bon and Lyra. Berry looked over to see what had stopped my chortling. Finally we’d caught the attention of the duo.

“Hello degenerates.” her face was ripe with condescending spite.

“It’s nice too see you too, candy.” Berry was on the fine line between carefree and smug

Lyra was ripe anxiety. I couldn’t help notice that feeling of ominousness, written in her awkward smile. I was feeling it too, so I sent a little wave in her direction. Her attempt to redirect it was rejected by a swift smack of the belligerent confectionist.

“Don’t show respect to these filthy sluts.”

“Sorry…”

“So why does she show respect to you?”

The context of that statement eluded me, but the magnitude of it was enough to force an uproarious laugh out of me. Lyra’s laugh echoed after mine. Bon Bon quivered with anger and unleashed a animalistic growl.

“You’d better shut your trap, princess pet. Because once the princess hears about what kind of naughty things her pwiddy widdle pwince is doing, you’ll be sent back to rot with the rest of your dogs.”

“You wouldn’t bucking dare Candy.” her words intensified drastically.

“Oh, I wouldn’t? I’m just being an honest, faust loving citizen, that’s more than you’ll ever be. You’re mom was right, you’re going straight to tartarus. It’s nice and steamy in the lake of fire. Just the way you like it right?”

Berry had a glare so menacing it could kill. She was flaring with earth shattering anger. I was just as shocked as I was scared at the rage she contained deep within that carefree shell. I was tempted to leave, but my legs refused to move and Lyra was quivering in fear. I didn’t want to leave her alone with these two irate mares. Berry got up and right into Bon Bons face, pushing against it with her snout.

“I’m starting to get real sick of you pious types. You go around telling ponies the moon is blue and make them admit it’s true. Listen here primadonkey, you can talk all that crazy nonsense to me all you want. I really don’t care, but don’t drag Cal into this. This is between you and me. Got it? Besides, you’re nothing like the pony you make yourself out to be. You’re just a bitter, control freak with no integrity. You don’t actually believe dusty old fillytale. You’re just in it to spite me. Well guess what? I’ve let you do this song and dance for 5 years now, hoping you’d get the buck over it. I’m done letting you drag my friends through this stupidity. If I see you hassling them one more time, I’m gonna beat you into the dirt you thought you came from!”

Berry violently shoved Bon Bon almost knocking her off balance. Bon Bon gradually became more defeated, until it was almost hard to tell if she was still angry. At this point, everypony at the park had their eyes locked on her. Berry stormed off and I followed closely behind. Along the way, I noticed that she was a lot less angry. At this point was more concerned and curious rather than scared. My gut was telling me not to ask her about it, but I couldn’t resist.

“Hey Berry.”

“What!?”

“Would you mind telling me?:

“I don’t feel like it.”

When we got to her doorstep she cantered in and shut the door behind her. I knew there was something between those two. I made my way back to the library. Perhaps studying would get my mind off of things. Maybe Twilight had some tips for dealing with this kind of situation. I knocked on the door a few times and exchanged greetings with Twilight.

“You’re rather quick to the door, What’s the occasion?”

“Rarity sent you a letter.”

“You had me at Rarity.”

I followed the lavender mare inside and rushed over to read the news. I ripped open the envelope and quickly unfolded it’s contents.It read “I’ve finished making those clothes so come over and get them.” Spike looked rather pouty in corner. I stuck my tongue out at him and he returned the notion. I giggled at him, waving and taking off to Rarity’s place.

By the time I got there I was out of breath and the sun beating down on me. I leaned on the door which slowly let me down to stumble into the boutique. Rarity was changing the clothes on her display. I called her name and successfully pried her attention off of her delicate work. She seemed happy to see me as I’d expected. Actually, a little bit too happy to see me.

“You seem a tired, let me make you some tea.”

“Yeah, thanks.”

I dragged myself over to the table and planted my face into it. I started to feel it again. This time it felt a lot more like having an epiphany. the feeling was boiling in my gut. It blurred the line between lust and romance. Either way, my mind was full of thoughts of both. Maybe it’s high time I put Berry’s lessons into practice, for real this time..

Rarity returned with all the necessary tea drinking materials in her magical grasp. She put everything into place with an impressive level of detail and precision. I picked my head up watching her pour tea into the cup. I noticed my elbows on the table, my spread legs and quickly fixed the issues. A smirk crossed my face. It’s time.

“Rarity, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your willingness to give.”

“Oh it’s nothing darling.”

“Well, setting aside your business just to make new clothes for me. That’s more than nothing to me. You really are something special Rarity.”

“Well, I am the element of generosity.”

I paid close attention to her movements. Her naturally well composed demeanor was starting to fracture. Trouble keeping still was an understatement when juxtaposed with her compulsive straightening habits. Her eyes wouldn’t stay on me, rather they’d keep bouncing off to her mane At the same time, she was trying to drink at a consistent rate, which quickly went wrong. Upon splashing herself with the tepid tea, she exploded into a short burst of rage crushing the fragile china with her magic. She grabbed a nearby cleaning tools and disposed of the fragments and the stain absurdly fast.That was a little frightening, but I quickly dismissed it.

“I wasn’t very thirsty anyways.” She said with a laugh.

I placed my fingers on my chin, looking at her contemplatively.

"What are you thinking about darling?

“I was just thinking about you.”

“Really? Do tell.”

“You’re just so gorgeous. I don’t know how you pull yourself away from a mirror.”

“Oh ho, you’re far too kind Callum.”

I took a couple of sips from the glass. Everything was going according to plan. I could see forelegs moving towards the center. She was definitely entertaining her walls. I just needed a bit more for her to break. I slid my hand down to my stiff crotch area and felt my penis pushing at my pants.

“Maybe we should get to know each other a little more”

I dipped my finger in and out of the tea handle. She was struggling to pull her hoof away from her vagina. I licked the side of the cup before taking another sip. At this point her composure was completely broken.

“Fluttershy told me all about how you helped her out the other night.”

“Did she now?”

“Yes, and I was thinking...well.”

Her face reddened and trickled with sweat. She couldn’t bring herself to say it, so I thought I’d save her the trouble.

“Gladly.”

Rarity beckoned me to follow her into the room. She walked very quickly and I followed just as much so. She slammed the door behind her and locking it. She hopped on her back and spread her legs wide open.

“Do it! Ravage me! I can’t take it anymore!”

“You might want to use some kind of soundproof spell.” I said laughing.

Her horn radiated and she created a small bubble over the bed. I dropped my pants immediately, and positioned myself over her. I teased her frothing entrance with my erect member before I parked my cock inside. I felt the sweat on her face as I moved my hand down it. Her breathing intensified as I slowly stimulated her crevices. Her walls avariciously gripped my pulsating cock. Instinctively, I went from zero to sixty. The rapid rhythm of my waist hitting her ass was music to my ears. She moaned with so much exaggeration it almost made me think it was fake. Her wiggling legs were an indicator that she was definitely getting close. I wasn’t done yet. I reached down grabbed her ass with my right. My fingers pressed into the finely formed flank. I adjusted my position to accommodate for my hand. I was able to get even more speed which sent rarity screaming into an orgasm. The crushing grasp of her walls blinded me with pleasure. I put both of my hands on her shoulders so I could push her in as I rammed my meat into her intense pleasure coursed through my veins. The intoxicating pleasure sent me into a sexual rampage. The final barrage of thrusts sent me into a wild orgasm. I blew loads of salty seed deep into her orifice.

My penis retracted and I laid on top of the twitchy overloaded unicorn. The bed below us was sticky with the solution of our mixed juices. I was drained, but my sexual hangover was a lot less potent than Rarity, whose mouth was still open and eyes rolled up. Despite the groaning and drooling, I leaned in for a kiss. The inebriated designer accepted it, too readily for it to seem natural, but I wasn’t complaining. Her breath had a mixture of mint and tea that I found to be rather pleasant for a change. I couldn’t leave her body unexplored on this long overdue foreplay. Her coat was silky, soft and maintained at a level which rivaled human girls. My hands felt like they were sailing on her fur and skin. I reached down to her ass for another round of groping and feeling. The posh pony seemed to become a lot more conscious around now. I gave her round a good grope and a light spank before she slowly broke away from my affection.

“Sorry darling, I’d love to continue, but I have a lot of work to do.”

“No problem, keep up the good work Rarity.”

“Thank you Callum, will do.”

I zipped up my pants and put away my doleful cock. I really wanted a round two, but I guess I was lucky to even get a round one, so my complaints are again moot. Rarity briefly left and came back to present to me a box containing the clothes she made for me.

“Thanks Rarity.”

“You’re welcome dear, feel free to come over anytime.”

“I’ll definitely be around.”

I left the boutique with my new wardrobes in tow. I marched triumphantly through the streets of ponyville. There was a little fire in my belly that wanted to dance with every step I took. Though consciously I realized that I was carrying something important, I still managed to slip a little spring into my step. I sauntered into the library with a smarmy smirk on my face. I was feeling so smug, so confident, so on top of the world, that everything around me seemed the same way. It was freeing, like dropping leg weights after a marathon. Spike scowled upon noticing me and turned his back. I laughed and started writing my letter to the princess.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today was a pretty great day, talked to some friends, had a good time. I really like it in Equestria. There’s only one problem.
though, that mare I told you about the other day was very a bit nastier last time. She’s starting to cause tension between me and my friend Lyra. Earlier, she threatened to tell you a secret of mine because she thinks you’ll hate me and send me back to Earth. I’m going with Twilight and Fluttershy to Canterlot so I can meet Princess Luna in person pony. I’ll tell you about everything when I get there.

Sincerely, Callum Jamison.

“Are you writing your letter to the Princess?” Twilight said

I yelped in surprise before turning to respond to the unicorn behind me.

“Yeah.” I said putting the quill back into the box. “Don’t sneak up on me like that.”

“Sorry. So what did Rarity make for you?”

I pulled the first thing in the box full of clothes expecting to see an extravagant ensemble. My expectation was subverted by the simplicity of the attire. A classy navy blue business suit with an light blue undershirt to go along with it. A note floated its way back down into the box like a maple leaf from a tree. Twilight positioned herself to read along with me.

“You might be surprised by what I made for you dear. Something about you just says “professional” to me. I don’t know what it is, but I hope you like it.” it read with her signature on the bottom.

I laughed a bit. “‘Professional’ huh? I’m not quite sure about that one.” I thought to myself. It was still heartwarming that she held me to that standard, even if a bit absurd. There wasn’t much of a day ahead of me, but I’d sure it was a lot less eventful. A day like this could only come once in a blue moon. At least I’d get some sleep tonight. Perhaps tomorrow will be even more exciting.

Author's Note

At long last, the anticipated chapter 4. I think I'll save my reaction for the upcoming blog post because there's some interesting information that's gonna be unloaded when that comes out later tonight. Anyways, long story short, lots of procrastinating and slacking. I have a basis for the next chapter, so surely that one will take less time. I don't have a deadline though. But anyways, enough of me. Thanks for reading friends. I am out.