Earth to Equestria Chapter 5 : Cantering Lots

“Good morning Callum.” Celestia says

I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and focused my thoughts on the princess.

“Celestia? Good morning.”

“I’m going to send you some tickets to canterlot and I need to know how many friends you’re inviting.”

“Alright, I’ll get to it then.”

We exchange farewells and I walked downstairs to eat breakfast with Twilight. She slid me a bowl of my favorite salad. It was an amalgamation of fresh crunchy lettuce, sweet tomatoes with chunks of potato in it Twilight broke the ice.

“Celestia told me you were going to Canterlot today.”

“Yeah. Are you coming along?”

“Of course. Celestia already sent me a train ticket.”

“Great! Now we just have to gather up the rest of the crew and we’ll be set.”

I plowed through the veggies like a machine leaving no trace of edible flora on my plate. I unleashed an embarrassingly loud burp which I quickly contained. I excused myself and then I excused myself out of the treehouse. It was time to gather my friends and fluttershy was, of course, first on my list. After a quick walk around town and another around Everfree I found myself in front of Fluttershy’s house. I knocked on her door a few times and without notice she slowly opened the door.

“Hey Fluttershy”

“Hi Callum, my animal friends really want to meet you.”

I followed her into her house and eventually into her backyard. A flock of colorful birds flew around us tweeting out equally colorful tunes. A rather eager looking white dove circled close to me. I extended an arm to it and allowed it to perch on my left arm. It happily looked into my eyes.

“It looks like Justin really took a liking to you.”

“So his name is Justin, huh?”

Another blue jay alighted itself on my right shoulder. It sung a sweet song. As I turned to look at it I noticed Harry wasn’t here. Strange...

“Hey Fluttershy, we’re going to Canterlot today.”

“Okay, I’ll get some help from my friend at the pet center and we’ll there in a jiffy.”

“Alright see you then.”

I motioned with my arm so that Justin could fly away. It fluttered up and away but turned momentarily and looked me in the eye. It looked sternly at me like a father almost. I’ve never seen a bird act like that. The bluejay flew off as well It looked at me rather happily and flew off fluting a similarly happy tune.

On my way back to ponyville, what appeared to be a caravan stopping by. I walked over to get a closer look at the horse behind (or infront rather) of the wheels. A large red stallion that almost stood as tall as I did. He had a huge intimidating muscles and remained intimidatingly stoic. Looking in his eyes gave me the feeling that he was the one actually looking down to me. My face reddened and sweat rained from my face. I nervously straightened my collar. I had to constantly remind myself how gentle he’s supposed to be to get myself to calm down

“Don’t be scared now, he ain’t gon’ hurt ya.” said the orange coated mare.

“Eeyup” the stallion echoed

“Well that’s good to know.” I said with an air of assurance. “You’re Applejack correct?”

I had to mentally enchain myself to keep myself from exploding into an uproarious chuckle from the insider implications of that statement.

“Sure am, and this is my brother Big Macintosh. We just came back from visiting family. Ain’t that right Granny?”

“Mmmhmmm. Now what might you be?”

“Err...I’m a human.”

“Whas that?” She leaned in closer to hear me

“A human.” I said a little louder.

Before she could ask again Applejack interrupted her next statement. Slowly she egged her on until she walked back into the carriage. Applejack walked back out.

“Aren’t there supposed to be 4 of you?”

“Well Apple Bloom is sleepin’ right now. She stayed up all night playin’ with her cousins.” her voice slowly trailed off to a more chastising tone.

I looked at her with a bit of concern.

“Anyways...I’m Callum Jamison and it’s a pleasure to meet you all.” I held my hand out for a shake.

She looked inquisitively at it for a second before piecing together what to do with it. She slapped her hoof onto my hand and damn did it sting. The dirt and mud caked on it migrated onto my hand. Her hoof hooked dangerously tight onto my hand and her shake almost threw me off balance. She laughed at me.

“Ya look like you could use a bit of good ol’ farm work to toughen ya’ up a bit.”

“Err, no thanks. Not now at least, me and some of the mane six are heading off to Canterlot because Harry needs to be operated on.”

“Mane six?”

“Y-yeah, that’s my name for you guys. Y’know The Elements of Harmony and all that.”

She raised an eye at me. She must know I’m lying about making that, but she didn’t care enough to press me on it any further.

“S-so, why don’t you come along so that we can get to know each other better?” I offered.

“Sorry Cal, but I gotta help my family set everythin’ back up at the farm. I hope everythin’ goes well.”

“Alright. You gotta do what you gotta do, right? I’ll be sure to come down there sometime when I get back from Canterlot.”

It freaked me out a little bit that I heard that in Berry’s voice. I waved her goodbye and headed off to Rarity’s place. I knocked on her door a few times.

“Coming” she sung

Even hearing her voice was enough to make my penis spring into action. It preemptively pointed at the future location of its target with intent to destroy. Like a missile directed to the sky. The pompous white unicorn opened the door and her attention immediately redirected to the angry finger below my belt. Her face pinkened and her face couldn’t decide whether to be embarrassed or horny. Hopefully the latter.

“Hey Rari-” I said an a fruitless attempt to redirect her attention.

“Just let me get ready first?” she said hurriedly.

“Ready for what?”

“Well, I thought...nevermind. What brings you by Callum?”

“Well I just wanted to know if you wanted to come to Canterlot with Twilight and the gang.”

“I’d absolutely love to darling.”

“Alright, I’ll let celestia know, just be at the train station when you’re ready.”

“Will do.”

I wished her goodbye and quickly shuffled through my mind for who I’d invite next. I figured Pinkie already knew through her...mysterious methods, though I still wanted to go and see her. I never really got to talk to her a whole lot. So I quickly made my way to Sugarcube Corner. “Closed for Maintenance” The sign on the front said. I turned the knob and pushed but it wouldn’t budge. Slowly, as I was ready to hit the road, the door creaked open revealing a dimly lit diner. I was sure to tread lightly, making as little sound as possible when I entered the room. The door slammed behind me and Pinkie ambushed me from above.

“What the hell?!” I yelled out.

“Hiya!”

She had me pinned to the floor in a position that was all too familiar to me. For better or for worse. All I knew is that my penis certainly remembered this position and that was most certainly for the worse. Don’t lie to me, you like it so much more than you think you do. The intrusive thought startled me forcing my head back into the floor.

“Don’t hit your head into the floor like that, you’ll hurt yourself silly.”

I could only retort with a disgruntled mumble. She giggled into an explosive laugh with plenty of adorable snorts peppered in. My cock pulsated in an attempted to remount the pig-tinted mare. Her laugh slowly died out as she gritted her teeth. I smiled really wide for that one. I grabbed her ass with one hand. I dug my fingers into her ample buns. It was like squeezing a balloon. She kissed my nose and hopped off.

“Actuaaaaally, maybe some other time.”

“You’re a real tease you know that?”

“Well I really really thought about it. Fluttershy and Rarity didn’t really want to talk about it all that much, so I just guessed that it was one of those thing you just have to go through to know. Like waking up to only to find that there’s a invitation to a party thrown just for you!”

“Yeah...Like that. On the other hand, that’s not why I came-” I was briefly interrupted by another explosion of laughter. I forced my face to flatten but even I couldn’t resist laughing a little bit.

“Sorry.”

“Well I wanted to invi-”

“Ooooo let me get my stuff. I’ll be right back.” she said bouncing off to her room

“Well then, I’ll meet you at the train station then.” I yelled out to her

I could say bye. As I turned to the door she appeared back to me and waved me goodbye with a wink attached to it. I can’t wait. I walked out for real this time and felt the wind blowing once again in the direction which I would go. I absolutely had to get Berry to come along. I darted to her house and quickly knocked on her door. She just so happened to open it as I held my heart from exhaustion.

“Wow, if you had that kind of energy during sex, maybe you’d last longer.”

“Ouch, that’s a low blow.”

“I could show you a low blow sugar.”

“We can talk about that later. Anyways, you should come along to Canterlot with me.”

“Sure thing rich colt, I’d love for you to meet all of my friends there. Maybe we can get around a bit.” Her breath oozed with lascivity.

“Whenever you’re ready, we can meet up at the train station.”

“I’m going to stick around.”

“You sure you don’t want to bring anything along?:

“All I got are dildos laying around and I won’t need those because I have you Cal.”

She recovered really quickly from that accident with BonBon. I definitely won’t touch that topic though. The senate and the house have unanimously voted on this Berry Blast as the best Berry Blast. I walked back to the library with Berry Blast following closely behind. I walked right on in. Twilight was by a bookshelf organizing books with Spike. We exchanged pleasantries with her and the dragon. Suddenly, a streak of rainbow flashed by my face throwing me off balance. The mare came to a clean stop and that’s when I noticed the saddlebag on her back and the mischievous look on her face.

“Hey Callum is she your marefriend?”

“Come on Bow, even I can do better than that.”

Rainbow Dash’s exaggerated tomboyish laughter echoed through the room. I wanted to cringe in embarrassment, yet hearing that laugh It felt nostalgic on a deep visceral level urged me to smile and laugh. My face couldn’t properly decide which emotion to display so it went with general discomfort.

“Hilarious.” I said flat faced. “Anyways, what brings you by Rainbow?”

“I’m coming with you guys to Canterlot.”

“Great, that makes it all of us.”

I excused myself and I went upstairs to grab the stuff I packed myself. I slipped out of my old worn out jeans and into my new dress pants. It felt like an ocean of cotton washing over my legs and caressing them. I slipped into the soft undershirt with ease and tucked it into my pants. I slid my arms into each sleeve of the suit. It was such a tight fit that it reaffirmed the notion that it was truly made for me. Each button I fastened filled me with poignant sense of pride and purpose. I haven’t even started working, yet I felt like a professional. When I finally finished wrapping the tie around my neck. It felt amazing.

I seemed to float down the stairs. It was as if I had transformed into another kind of alien. Everyone looked at me as if they didn’t know me. Yet, it resembled intrigue rather than perturbation. My face was stuck in a perpetual state of complacency. The deep blue earth pony laughed harder than I thought was possible.

“Are you okay Cal?”

“Maybe a little bit too okay.”

The comment sparked laughter throughout the entire room. As we laughed I saw this strange pink aura flowing throughout the room. It seemed to clump up and float off of everypony like bubbles. Even the cinders the slipped through Spikes had a pinkened hue to them.

“Hey does anypony see the weird pink bubbles floating around?” I asked

“Uh oh...” Rainbow said with sweat pouring down her face.

“What is it?”

I literally saw her eyes sparkle. She lit up like a christmas tree. I could really feel how excited she got from even the mere inquiry. The fiery orange aura that swirled sporadically from her body. The feeling was captivating and utterly inspiring.

“It’s called Spectra an-” Twilight explained before she was caught off guard by the cyan hoof that was now stuck in her mouth.

“No! I’m not going to go through that again.” Rainbow said defensively

Twilight blushed a bit and the thoroughly offended pegasus removed the forehoof from her mouth. I had my questions, but I repressed them in my mind. I signalled everyone to gather up and reminded them about the others waiting at the station. I quickly alerted Celestia of the number of participants and the purple dragon who mostly quiet burped out an envelope. Then finally we made our way down to the train station.

Everypony was well packed for the journey. Pinkie wore something that looked like big snow shoes on her hooves as she effortlessly pranced around balancing that huge pack. Beyond the strangely hyper organized bag and the cannon strapped to the top the weirdest thing I saw on it were the 24 masks hanging on the each side. It reminded me of the guy from an old video game, which further proved that Pinkie was from another dimension. Rarity’s bag was expectedly large and sumptuous. Fluttershy carried a fairly simple set of saddlebags which was a relief to the eyes.

Greetings were given and minor conversations occurred. Then a tired yellow furred mare came along pushing the groaning bear thoroughly floored on a roller into a specialized medical cart. I noticed the rainbow aura pulsating wilding from him and all the miscolorings and tumors on his skin and fur. She had emerged from the train car wiping a the sweat from her brow.

“How is he Doctor?” Fluttershy asked

“For a bear with Stage 2 Severe Spectral Flux Disorder, he’s certainly hanging in there to say the least.”

“What’s that?” I asked

“To put it simply, the part of his brain that manages spectra isn’t working as it should and so it’s disrupting the natural rhythms in his body. Even minor injuries can result in the huge tumors like the ones you see all over his body.”

“Uh huh.”

“I’m Doctor Fauna, You’re Callum right?”

“Yeah I am.”

“Thank you for doing this for Harry, it means a lot to see someone else who cares so deeply for animals.”

“No problem”

A really awkward feeling bubbled up in my gut, but I just smiled and avoided focusing on it. We all waved the veterinarian and boarded the train for ourselves. The girls and I stuffed our belongings in the practically camouflaged storage space above us. The grumbly old train made for a nice massage on the back. I could even hear the wheels screaming out in pain as if saying ‘not this again”. It smelled like the living room of an old lady’s house, I looked over to Pinkie Pie on my far right only to see her with a weird fish mask on. Fluttershy who was sitting next to her was missing. Rainbow Dash got up from her seat and waltzed towards the back.

“So, what do you guys plan on doing in canterlot?”

“I going to look for locations to put a new boutique.”

“Why Canterlot?” Berry asked

“Not only do I absolutely adore the culture, but I’ll also be the first in canterlot to have human clothes designed when they arrive.” she said with daring. “How about you Berry?”

“I just want to hang out with some old friends of mine.”

“Wow, how do you get friends from all these different places?” Twilight said in surprise.

“I met most of my friends when I was a filly. Most of them moved away at some point, but I always kept in touch with them.”

“That sounds like a lot of work.” I added

“Yeah, but they’re worth it to me.” she said conclusively. “Maybe we should all meet up.”

“Sorry, but I have to meet with Luna later tonight, I still need to apologize to her.”

“Oh what did you do now sugar...” Berry said in a playful tone

“Let’s just say she came in on a weirdest dream. Just my luck.”

A wave of giggles passed through the room at. It was pretty embarrassing, but I hopefully it doesn’t give me too much trouble tonight. We all looked at Twilight to hear what she had to say.

“I’m going to visit the castle library and talk to Celestia all about what’s happened recently.”

“I was planning on talk to Celestia tomorrow, why don’t we go together Twilight?”

“That sounds like a good plan. We can meet up at the castle tomorrow morning and talk to her.”

A giant squeal came from the old locomotive as if it was thanking the conductor for relinquishing iti’s torment. The train stopped moving and everypony got off. With everything unloaded and a sick bear in tow, me and my 7 friends arrived in the city of canterlot. I decided to run ahead to get a better feel for the city while I had the chance too and Berry Blast tagged along.

We walked throughout busy city streets and saw all the posh ponies staring back at us with their snobby inflated sense of superiority. The smell of tea, cologne and pretentiousness wafted through the air reminding me thoroughly where I was in equestria. Massive buildings with onion spirals that resembled russian architecture with white, sky blues and soft lavenders swirling around their frames. Not too far out of place was the animal hospital we were looking for.

I saw the sleek almost futuristic interior of the hospital. It looked like something I’d see in my world and it was honestly very impressive when I juxtaposed it with what I saw everywhere else. The receptionist was oddly excited as I entered her hospital. Just as I waved hi to her she was almost floored. I didn’t know I was this attractive. A rather elite looking doctor emerged from a spotless glass door with a client. The professional’s straight light blue mane swung around as her focus alternated from the clipboard she held with her magic to the worried pegasus to her side. She had a look of directness, bluntness and pure focus. The pegasus ran off worried and bruxing. The doctor’s expression lightened when she saw us. She ran up and hugged Berry Blast, who was very willing to give one back.

“Berry?! Oh my god! I can’t believe it!” she said as she wrung berry blast like a mop head.

“I-i’m glad to see you too h-heal.” B-but, sugar, could ya loosen up a bit?”

The snow white mare broke off with an apology sheepish giggle. She examined me as if she were performing an autopsy. Her eyebrows were furrowed and her eyes ran up and down my body like she were scanning us with a laser. Just by looking into her eyes I could see her mind was running with calculations, analyses and hypotheses. After it was all over, I saw he whitish yellow aura reach out. When it touched me I felt this strong sense of communion and acceptance. It was a very warming feeling. Her eyes softened as she looked at me.

“Hello, you’re Callum right?” She asked to which I replied with a nod. “I’m Healthy Heart.”

“Do you mind if I just call you Heart?”

“Of course not honey.” she said impulsively.

“Just make out already.” Rainbow Dash blurted out making the four ponies behind me laugh.. My ripened cheeks expanded as I joined in. As the laughed died down I saw an expecting look in twilight’s eyes.

“Harry should be here in exactly the next 10 seconds.” Twilight said assuredly

She looked over to the the left of me to see the bear being rolled in by doctor fauna. She cantered over to the scene to examine the bear. Within seconds her analytic trance was dismissed for a panicked look on her face.

“Uh oh. We’d better get going.”

They quickly dragged the bear along through the narrow corridors. A few excuse me’s and a few frightened pedestrians later and they had found themselves at double door with the red words “Emergency” flashing over them. They’d barged in and slammed the door behind them.

After a waiting in the lobby for 30 minutes. The heart came out and gave us a quick rundown. Long story short, Harry was going to be in the hospital for a few weeks to be operated and to fully recover. Fluttershy had begged her to stay with the bear that until Twilight had to remind her of her other animals. Heart signaled me to follow her into another room.

“This is kind of strange, isn’t it?”

“Well...Err...Yes, but I want to say something private to you before you go” she said contritely. “It’ll be just a second. ”

I looked at her with my eyebrow raised. Yet there was this strange feeling of deja vu. It made me think back to when Rarity invited me over. I knew exactly why she brought be back here. I couldn’t let her know that though. It might kill the opportunity.

“Well, what is it?”

“Well, it’s just that...You saw the white tendril things touch you right? I know I just met you and all, but I want you to come to my house.”

She definitely didn’t get her cutie mark for subtly that’s for sure. I’ve never seen a mare turn redder in my life, that even includes orgasms. Even she must’ve known how absurd her methods were.It wouldn’t interfere with my plans to meet Luna tonight, so the decision was pretty simple for me.

“Sure, I’ll go.”

“Yes! Let’s get going then.”

I walked out of the hospital with the doctor. Getting ready to split up not too long after we’d just joined up. I followed the light blue maned mare into her house. I sat to the far right of the leathery tuscan red couch which was a straight shot from the door. She stood right in front of me. It honestly felt a lot more awkward than I thought it would.

“Do you want anything, food, drink?”

“No, I’m fine.”

She stopped and sat next to me. She scooched so close that she was touching me. Damn she was cute. Her light blue mane swept to the right and flipped upward. She had thick glasses over her lavender eyes. She definitely had a chubbier face, but it definitely wasn’t unwelcome.

“So how do you know Berry?” I asked

“I used to be really shy. Then Berry found me and helped to bring me out of my shell. She even helped hook me up with my first coltfriend.”

“Wait you have a coltfriend?!”

“Not anymore, we broke up a long time ago.”

“Why did that happen?”

“Well I came to find out that he was kind of a loser.”

“Why don’t I show you what a winner looks like.”

Her eyes widened as I dove in for a kiss. She didn’t move, she just accepted it to happen.
I shoved my tongue in her mouth and ran my hands down her face gently. She sat up and wrapped her hooves around my shoulders. I leaned to the right and moved my leg moved my left leg onto the back of the sofa. She forced herself forward onto me. I slipped a hand below her waist and felt her soaking clit. It was so lubricated that she must’ve been leaking long before she sat down. She started grinding against my waist. I quickly unzipped my pants before she did anymore damage to them.

My cock sprang up and smacked her chest. She pushed it back down as she continued to rub her pussy against it. I undid the rest of my clothing and clenched her sides and ass. I lifted her thick round above my towering rod. She unwrapped her hooves to get a better position on the couch. Heart tested the tip for a bit twirling it inside her.

She dropped down a few inches, which made me groan and dig deeper into her huge ass.
She balanced herself at that height dipping up and down. I pulled her down further onto my penis catching her by surprise. Her cute mew became a lustful moan. It had paralyzed me with pleasure for a moment. I slammed her ass against my throbbing member. The rhythm slowed a bit as I felt the sheer weight of her cheeks.

I could feel every nerve jolting with this heavenly bliss at every point I held her on my cock. She dove onto my open mouth for a surprise kiss. I sloppily threw my tongue in her mouth. I started pulling her up on my cock much faster. The feeling of an orgasm approached me like a truck. Much like a truck, it came fast and hit hard hard. Suddenly she dropped all of her weight onto me.

She had so much energy after that. She was rubbing me with her hooves and kissing my cheeks. I caressed her sides for a bit and moved back down to her ass. She looked at me so lovingly and for a moment I saw Lyra in her place. I leaned in for long passionate kiss. This time I really tasted her the salad in her breath. With the end of that kiss my energy had been depleted.

“Do you know what time it is?” I uttered out

“Well I got off at about 8 o’clock at night so it’s probably around 9 by now.” she said yawning. “You should crash here for the night.”

“I think I’ll take that offer.”

She rolled off of me towards the back of the couch and took my arms with her. With that I was facing her on my side, dangerously close to the edge of the couch. It was sloppy and uncomfortable, but I was too tired to move or squeeze in more comfortably. Slowly I drifted off into my sleep.

There I was in a grassy green meadow. A rainbow of open flowers danced wildly in mild winds. The open air was refreshing and the lavender aroma created a premeating sense of calm. As I continued to move where I thought was forward. The flowers became more and more selective. The area became much more restricted by deciduous wood which soon surrounded me. Tall yellow trees shrouded sunny sky leaving beams of light to guide me. A flurry of leaves temporarily obstructed my ability to see the road ahead. With their passing, 3 diverging paths were revealed at the end of the narrow road. A familiar face joined me on my left.

“Hello?” I said.

He didn’t even have the courtesy to acknowledge my presence. He merely continued forward at the same pace I did. As we reached the crossroad together, he looked me in the eye without turning his body.

“I’m with you. Wherever you go, I go.”

I looked carefully down the left road to see Healthy Heart waving amongst coniferous trees. The blue doppelganger waved at her. I looked down the middle and saw the trees were no more. The path was a moonlit street that disappeared into a cosmic road. Crickets and wind whistled to me from it. The road to the right had more coniferous trees and it didn’t look like there was anything else there.

“Hey, word of advice...” he said before taking a puff of the pipe in his mouth.

“Yeah?”

“It doesn’t matter what road you take, It’s what you’ll think about journey afterwards that will make all the difference.”

Right before my eyes, Lyra came from the trees leftward on the path and dashed down it as if she was being chased by something. I ran down the path on the right without hesitation. In front of me a swirling portal appeared and out came Luna.

“Callum, I have some very important things to talk to you about. Please, wake up and come to the castle.”

My eyes slowly opened. I rolled off of the bed and checked my camera for the time. It had only been sleeping for an hour. When I looked back to the couch I saw that Heart was starting to wake up again.

“Are you leaving?”

“Yeah, Luna invaded my dream and told me to come meet up with her now.”

“Damn, when I will be able to see you again?”

“Whenever you can head down to Ponyville, I guess.”

“Oh, yeah, that’s right. Alright I’ll see you at the party.”

“No one told me about a party, what party?”

“Crap, I forgot you were new here. Well, Berry always throws these crazy parties every few months or so. The next one comes up in a week from now.”

“I’ll be sure to be there.”

“Alright I’ll see you then.”

I exchanged a tired farewell with her before heading out. She blew a kiss at me as I left the house. I strolled down the dark streets of canterlot. The moon shined brightly above the castle. Details were invisible but the shapes of buildings where clearly highlighted in the lunar glow. Amongst the beauty was a poignant sense of fear. I strayed far away any side of the street checking every dark corner for what could potentially be lurking in the shadows. I wandered aimlessly for a half an hour before I stumbled upon a tavern. A drunken guard came out wobbling like he was on stilts. I regrettably asked him for directions, which resulted in a slurred, incoherent diatribe about how much he wanted to fuck the princesses. He had passed out at my feet at the end causing me to quickly inch away from him. I bumped into a pretty big pony. I turned to see the shaded coat of very tired looking captain.

“Er, hello…” I said shyly

“I’m Shining Armor. You’re Callum aren’t you?

“Yeah, that’s me. Can you teleport me to the front of the castle or something?”

“No, because I’d have to teleport myself too and I have to deal with my inebriated night platoon. I’ll send a guiding spell to help you find the fastest way there.”

I thanked him and followed the pink ball of light to the castle. It was practically a hop skip and a jump away and Luna was there to meet me at the entrance.

She guided me through the castle. We found ourselves in a stony torch lit corridor that smelled like a burning incense. The stones crunched beneath my feet. The giant blue entrance was surrounded by a tough metal frame whispered to me through the windless corridor. Luna swung it open with her magic and lead me to her room. I sat down on the red cushioned chair in front of me. Luna sat on her bed. I was put off by how casual it all was.

“I’m sorry about our first meeting.”

“All is fine Callum.”

“So do you know what who that weird blue guy is in my dream.”

“It even evades my realm of knowledge. It is indeed strange phenomenon you’re deal with. It acts as if it has a mind of its own.”

In a flash it came to me. Everything I’ve experienced from this strange second voice finally started to make sense.

“I got it!”

“Whatever do you mean?”

“Now I know this is hard to believe, but sometimes I get these weird thoughts in my head, I say that I don't even want to say.”

“How peculiar…”

“It’s odd, whenever I end up in...Er….” I blushed.

“Callum, I already know.”

“Sexual...situations, I get this weird feeling in my head and then all the sudden I’m in autopilot.”

“You’ve never dealt with this on Earth?”

“Thankfully not.”

She put a hoof on her chin and looked up for a second. You could see the gears turning from inside her eyes. I knew it must have come from the one thing I didn’t know much about.

“Do you think it has something to do with spectra?”

“Indeed, I believe the increased spectra you’re dealing with is awakening hidden potential within you.”

“Before we go any further, what is this spectra stuff everypony is talking about?”

“To put it shortly, it’s emotional energy that is strongly connected to self-awareness.”

“Wow, that’s pretty interesting. Oh, a friend of mine mentioned some kind of “something nexus” spectra. What’s that about?”

The seemingly stoic princess surprised me with her laughter.

“I think I’ll let you figure that one out on your own.”

She levitated a book my way. Her starry magic was so powerful, even for a such simple spell, it almost shocked my fingers. The thick text was titled “The Spectra Compendium.” It even had alphabetized tabs on the sides. I jumped to the O’s then back to the A’s before I found what I was looking for. “Aurilos nexus spectra.”

“There’s no way…” I muttered. My jaw dropped to the floor like an anvil. “She fell in love with me?!”

“Since you’ve had sex with her, that connection is only going to get stronger.”

“How do you know that?”

“I didn’t know why she was in your dream, so I walked into hers and it was very vivid to say the least.”

“Isn’t that wonderful?” I said closing my mouth quickly

“It sure is.” she said as her face morphed into a more flirtatious expression “Maybe one of these days I might just figure out for myself.”

This time I saw it for real. The magnetic blue waves hypnotically bouncing off of her body. It was not only incredibly arousing to be around, but attracting. It physically and mentally drew me towards her desires. It only left me with one big question.

“Is Celestia like that too?”

“Oh no far from it.”

“What’s her deal?”

“She’s of the opinion that casual sex is a vile atrocity, let alone cross-species sex.”

“Well that’s a massive problem because I told her that I’d tell her about it.”

Luna was reflecting my expression of shock. Now that’s the worst news I’ve ever heard.

“You have to tell her.”

“Am I going to get fired?”

“No, not yet at least. The wormhole spell is way more costly to perform than we even imagined. It’ll take months for our magician’s to make it optimal for use. I’ll leave you with a homework assignment.”

“What is it?”

“I need you to discuss some of your points to the my parliament's top advisors and we need to inform the public of our positions. We’re going to need as many votes as we can get.”

“What if we fail?”

“Then you’re likely to be sent back home in a few months at the minimum. I wish you the best of luck.”

“Thank you, I’ll do my best.”

“You can sleep in my bed for the night, I have work to do.”

She got off of her bed and made room for me to lay down. It was a little bit small for me, but damn was it soft. Things were starting to look a lot harder than I’d imagine they’d be. How will Celestia react? What will she think of me after that? Will she hate me? I don’t think something so trivial would be a detriment to our relationship. Even if we don’t win the upcoming political battle, I think I might still be able to win her over.

Author's Note

Here we are at last Chapter 5. This chapter was pretty big for the story. I'll talk more about that in the "Author's Insights" coming up tonight. Check my blog out for that. Comments are welcome! Criticisms are welcome too, but I will challenge them if I don't agree with it or concede if I do.

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