The Newest Displacer

by TheDisplacerOfEquestrias

Chapter 5: "Meeting Royalty... Err... Meeting of Royals? Bah! You get what I mean!"

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Author's Note

New chapter, everypony!

Cheers!

(Some of the other Pokemon Legendaries say "Cheers!", as well...)

... I'm gonna need an entire bottle of Jack Daniels after this.

(Nightmare Moon (with the other Legendaries, for some reason)) Oh, and for those that are wondering what L.M.'s new outfit looks like, it's the outfit that the Scout next to the Medic is wearing: Apple Bloom's is the outfit the Medic is wearing. Sweetie Belle's is the outfit of the FemScout's. And Scootaloo's is the outfit of the Sniper's. Oh, and Star Swirl's is the outfit of the Engineer's.


Chapter 5: "Meeting Royalty... Err... Meeting of Royals? Bah! You get what I mean!"

A few hours later, after me and Sweetie had our fun, I was looking through the closets of some of the rooms, looking for something to wear, since I am technically naked...

"Let's see... dress... dress... armor... lingerie? The Fuck?" I said, as I was using my normalish voice, going through one of the closets...

"Ugh... Hey, Scoots, got anything?" I asked, looking over to Scootaloo, who was looking through the drawers...

"Nothing ye- wait! I got something!" Scootaloo said, before she cleared some of the other pieces of clothing out of the way...

She then pulled out a Steampunk-and-Gothic-looking outfit...

"Nice. Let's try it on." Scootaloo said...

I nodded and I began to put on the outfit...

When I had it fully on, it fit me perfectly! It wasn't too small or too big... it was like it was made for me!

However, I then noticed something hidden, under the dresser...

I went over to it and picked the item up, revealing it to be a black and red cape, with the red on the inside and the black on the outside, but, it had a sigil on the outside... and it was the sigil of the Dark Sun Empire, which, in my stories back on Earth, was Lord Metarex's Empire in the Everfree!

I smiled and said "And this'll bring it all together.", before I began to put it on, with the cape snapping together thanks to the buttons on it, which were in the shape of lightning bolts... and they were golden!

I grinned and said "Well, how do I look, Scoots?", as I turned to her, showing her my look...

Scootaloo was surprised and amazed by it, before she said "... Awesome."

"Thanks! I'd just like to know what the others are gonna wear..." I say, as I begin to walk out, picking up a pair of white, formal gloves as I do...

I then walk out of the room, Scootaloo following me, as we make our way to the girls room, before I knock on the door and say "Hey, Apple Bloom, Sweetie, are you two almost done?"

"We're already done! Come on in!" Sweetie Belle said, before I slowly opened the door, seeing Apple Bloom's outfit first, and it looked... both formal and casual. It suited her quite well.

I then looked over to Sweetie Belle, and she looked good. She was wearing simple clothes, but her big bust made it kind of hard to fit... Fuck, I just realized... how will I explain this to RARITY!?

I pushed that thought aside and said "Well, you girls look great!"

They smiled, before Apple Bloom said "Aw... Thanks, sugarcube!"

"Now, we just have to see if Star Swirl is ready." I say, but before I could walk out, the voice of Star Swirl could be heard...

"I'm already done! It took forever to find the right outfit, but I found it!" Star Swirl said from the first floor...

We then went down to the first floor, before I saw Star Swirl's outfit... it suited him quite well. Looking steampunkish, as well, but he was also wearing his cloak and hat, even though they probably need to be cleaned...

"I like it." I say, smirking...

"Thank you, your majesty. I like your outfit, too... but what's the sigil on your cape?" He asked, as I turned around...

"It's called "The Dark Sun." It was originally meant for an empire's flag, but, I think it'll be my cape for the time being." I say, as I then begin to walk out of the Castle, the others following me...

I then yelled "ALFRED! TIME TO GO!"

5 minutes later, Alfred and 2 Timberwolves ran towards us, stopping when they were a foot away from us...

I then got on Alfred, with Sweetie Belle climbing on, as well, with Star Swirl and Scootaloo getting on one of the other Timberwolves and Apple Bloom getting on the other Timberwolf...

"Let's go, boys!" I say, making Alfred and the two Timberwolves howl in agreement and excitement, before they began to run to our destination, with Star Swirl creating an illusion on himself, disguising himself as a Unicorn, but he was a yellow-coated, red and orange-maned unicorn, with yellow-ish orange eyes and a Cutie Mark of a sun, surrounded by stars, in a swirling formation...

I smiled at the choice as we headed to our destination...

1 hour later...

"Finally, we're here." I say, about 50 feet away from the entrance, and we were early! 20 minutes ahead of them!

I then changed my voice and said "Thanks, Alfred. You and the others can go back if you want.", before Alfred nodded and ran back to the Everfree Forest, to the Castle...

I smiled and said "Well, let's do this, everypony.", as I then began to walk to the entrance of the Everfree, the four following along...

We finally made it, with 18 or so minutes to spare, before I said "Now, Star- I mean... Sun Spiral, we'll hide and when you say "Allow for me to introduce you to my colleagues," we'll reveal ourselves. Then, you can do the same. Sound good?"

"Sounds good to me." He said, smiling, as the girls nodded in agreement...

"Good. Now, let's hide!" I say, as the girls hide in the foliage, as I do the same, before I cast spells on both me and the girls, making is invisible, completely...

18 minutes later, the Princesses carriage arrived, along with the Mane Six, as Princess Luna and Princess Celestia (nicknamed Sunbutt by Lord Metarex) walked out of the carriage, as the Mane Six did the same, before the Pegasi guards of both carriages flew back to Canterlot, leaving the Princesses, the Mane Six, and Star- SUN Spiral alone...

"Greetings, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna." Star-for fucks sake, SUN SPIRAL, said, bowing, as his voice was now younger and sounded like that of Sunburst's from Season 6 of the show... what? I know my characters!

"Greetings, Sun Spiral." Celestia said, bowing as well... both Sun Spiral and Celestia then stood up...

"So, you are the one that found Star Swirl?" Luna asked...

Sun Spiral nodded and said "Yes I did, Princess Luna. My colleagues and I were able to find him, but he's in the Everfree... trapped in stone... and he's also in the old castle."

"Where?" Twilight asked...

"The library." Sun Spiral simply said...

They all deadpanned at this...

"Anyway... you and your colleagues found him? Who are your colleagues?" Celestia asked...

He smirked and said "Well, allow me to introduce them to you.", as I then smirked, before I cancelled the spell that I put on me and the girls, before we jumped out...

Their jaws dropped at this, as Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash then smiled in joy and relief, before they tackle-hugged their respective sibling/fan...

"SCOOTALOO!/SWEETIE BELLE!/APPLE BLOOM!" Was heard from the three when they hugged them...

"And that's not all..." Sun Spiral said, catching their attention...

I smirked, as did the girls, before Sun Spiral cancelled the illusion he put on himself, revealing himself to be Star Swirl...

Their jaws dropped from this, as Star Swirl smiled and said, his voice back to normal, "Surprise!"

"S-Star Swirl? Is that really you?" Luna asked, in shock...

Star Swirl grinned and said "In the flesh, Princess Luna."

Princess Luna and Princess Celestia then tackle-hugged Star Swirl, surprising everypony present...

I grinned, before Luna asked "Wait, how did you get out of your stone prison?"

I held my hand up and said "He had a potion that freed him from his stone prison... but I also had to kill the basilisk that imprisoned him in stone."

They all looked at me when I said that, before Twilight asked "Wait, who are you, if you don't mind me asking?"

I smiled, showing my metal teeth, before I said "My name is Lord Metarex, but you may call me L.M., for short... and before anypony asks, no, this isn't armor. I'm a robotic being."

"Robotic?" Celestia asked.

"Yes, but you could also classify me as an alien, since I'm not from this world..." I say, before I notice Twilight’s expression...

She went into crazy mode.

"No!" I say, as my expression said "DO NOT WANT!"...

She then lunged at me, but, I muttered "Chaos Control," freezing time for a couple seconds, as I then side stepped out of the way, as time unfroze...

Twilight landed in the dirt because of this, as I say "Don't even think about trying to get me to tell you anything about me or my race, cause I'm not gonna, damn it!"

Twilight got up and said "You can't be an alien! Aliens aren't real!"

"News Flash, pony: They do!" I say, before I add "And unlike most, I have this.", before I channel my magic to my hand, but it was Chaos Magic...

I then spawn a cotton candy cloud, which Pinkie immediately lunges at and begins to eat...

I smirk and say "I can use magic.", as my smirk turns into a shit-eating grin...

I then notice that Twilight stopped moving, before I went up to her and lightly poked her...

... the result was Twilight falling over, perfectly still, trying to process what's happening...

"Erm... is she alright?" I asked...

"Depends on who you ask." Rainbow said, still hugging Scootaloo...

"Ok then... also, I'm guessing you, your purple friend, and the orange pony (acting dumb, like he doesn't know who they are) are the ones that were present during the Hydra attack in your town?" I say, catching their attention... rather quickly, I might add...

"Wait, how do ya know about all that?" Applejack asked...

"Who do you think slashed at the Hydra's underside and cut off the Hydra head that was holding these three captive?" I asked, smiling...

Their jaws dropped at this, before Celestia said "Wait, you were the metallic blue blur that my student and her friends saw?"

I nodded and said "Yep. In fact, who do you think told the Timberwolves to attack the Hydra?", making their eyes shrink in shock...

"And, we rode here on Timberwolves, as well... well, me and Sweetie Belle rode on my Timberwolf friend, Alfred, while Star Swirl, Scoots, and Apple Bloom rode on two of Alfred's friends, but still." I add...

They all started in shock at me, before I say "However... there was a little problem.", before I look at Sweetie Belle and silently tell her to show the leg...

She sighed and said "Fine...", before she reached down to the boot the leg was covering, and then proceeded to take it off...

Rarity gasped at this, as the others stared in surprise and a LOT of shock...

Sweetie Belle had uncovered her metal leg, the one that replaced her old one, the one that was bitten off by the Hydra...

"The Hydra bit off Sweetie Belle's leg during the attack. Using some leaves as bandages, I secured the sound before any more blood could be lost. Luckily, a friend of mine and his assistant managed to build Sweetie Belle a new, metal leg to replace the one she lost. Without me or my friend, Sweetie Belle might not have lived." I explained...

Rarity then shook out of her stupor, before she asked "But what about... erm... her... how do I put this?"

"I'm guessing your going to ask how she's no longer 13 and now 18, along with her new... assets, correct?" I guess, gaining a nod from Rarity...

"Well, Sweetie Belle decided to become my apprentice this morning. After I learned how to harness my magic, thanks to Star Swirl, who I freed on the same day, mind you, I decided to train with her. I set up some dummies, and, when I asked her to do a simple levitation spell, she was doing fine... until her magic sparked and she was sent back, but the dummy was also sent back, EXPLODING when it hit a nearby tree. When I asked Star Swirl to help out and see what was wrong, he told me and her that her body and magic were on different levels. While her body was young, her magic was on par with Luna's and Celestia's when they were young, around 7 or 8, but still VERY powerful. Because of this, her body could only handle her magic for a short while when in use. So, we decided to see if we could make her and her magic on the same level by increasing her age, but, we applied MY magic to her body while she was casting a random spell on a dummy. The result, when my magic came into contact with HERS, ended in her becoming 18, and, if I do say so myself, beautiful as hell, but, it also allowed her to completely access her magic. After that, we experimented a bit and we were about to train properly." I explained, taking no breaths as I did, not even exhausted from that...

They all stared at me for this, confused...

I sighed and said "Long Story Short, her magic and body were on completely different levels and using my magic, I accelerated her age, allowing her to use her magic properly, but also giving her her new assets... Better?"

They all nodded and understanding...

"I am kinda surprised that Sweetie is bigger than you, though, Rarity." I add...

... I got a kick the crotch for that, making me grab my crotch in pain...

I hit the ground and I said "First Star Swirl when I told him he's been in stone for a thousand years, and now you!? The Fuck!?"

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