"So, you thought that this would be another Displaced story, where a guy/gal goes to a Con and buys some strange items that gets him in Equestria, right? Well, jokes on you, boys and girls! This time, it's a DISPLACER story, baby! Welcome to the Mindfuck! ... Anyway, names Radmes, Russian-American boy born in the U.S., now, a Displacer and SysAdmin of MULTIPLE Equestrias and even some Multiverses! Hmm? You say that a Displaced CAN'T be a Displacer or a SysAdmin? Well, jokes on you, they can, just, I'm one of the only few out there besides... Umbra and... Symbol, was it? Or was it Nero? Eh, who cares, I can just visit them later... Oh? You want to know how I became a Displacer and a SysAdmin? Well, funny you should ask that... Well, read my story to see what happens next."

(Also, to the mods: My character needs the differently colored text so that you know who is talking.)

(And to those that think this is a trollfic, IT IS NOT! IF IT WERE, IT WOULD SAY THAT, WOULDN'T IT!? Edit: You have NO IDEA how pissed off I get whenever people see this as a trollfic! I put a lot of fucking work into this story! And yes, this IS self-insert. I'll explain at a later date.)