The Derpy I Know And Love Volume 3: How Pinkie Got Her Groove Back

Twilight didn’t know how she could face Muffins. At night she’d lay on her side of the bed and didn’t say anything except goodnight. However Muffins would cuddle up against Twilight and hold her tight. Twilight tried to not let Muffins know that she was crying, but Muffins could tell. The guilt was tearing Twilight apart, the thought of the possibly of losing Muffins made her sick. It was so hard on her, she was insanely in love with Muffins, but it was true, she was now deeply in love with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie as well. Plus the memory of the sex she and Rainbow had shared wouldn’t go away. Not to mention the kiss with Pinkie.

Twilight also knew that Muffins could tell that something was bothering Twilight, but Muffins was wise enough not to approach it, yet. After all, Twilight had come back from the land only the dead normally go.

It was two days later, despite Twilight being very reserved, pensive and standoffish, Muffins insisted the dinner with Rainbow and Pinkie be rescheduled for this day.

Their friends came over, some choice eggplant steaks were grilled, and Muffins made one of her awesome salads. Sparkler was there, Cookie and Dawn were so excited to have Pinkie there to play with them. But it was evident Twilight and Rainbow were keeping their distance from each other. They made sure they were at the opposite ends of the table from the other, it also was obvious they were trying not to have their eyes meet.

Pinkie giggled knowing why Rainbow was staring at her spoon so intensely.

After the meal and desert, Muffins told Twilight to get the paperwork.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight trying to let the moment lift her spirits. “Princess Celestia was delighted to sign this.”

Twilight handed the paper to Pinkie.

“Congratulations, Pinkie Dash.” Said Twilight.

“Congratulations” repeated all the other ponies.

Then Twilight looked at Cookie.

“So Cookie, I’ve a surprise for you,” Twilight said, “do you think it’d be fun to change your name, like Aunt Pinkie just did?”

“What do you mean mom?” asked the filly.

“I’d really like it if you’d allow me to adopt you,” said Twilight, cheering up a little more. “Would you like to be Dinky Sparkle?”

“Like my mommy and sister?” asked Cookie, “I’d love that!”

Twilight handed her a paper.

“This is yours, but mommy and I’ll keep it safe for you for now. But it says Princess Celestia has given her permission for you to be my daughter for real, and if you want, you’re now Dinky Sparkle.”

The ponies all around got up and congratulated Pinkie and Dinky.

After the congratulations died down, Muffins spoke.

“Sparkler,” said Muffins, “would you mind taking your sisters upstairs, you may need to watch them tonight if necessary. Twilight and Rainbow have been holding something back. So Pinkie Dash has asked to talk to me, alone. This may take all night.”

Muffins looked at Twilight and Rainbow as if to accentuate the alone part.

Sparkler took the kids to the living quarters.

“Give us a couple of hours and meet us back at the cloud house,” said Pinkie.

“Come on Twi,” said Rainbow, “I think we both could use a drink.”

Later at their favorite pub:

“I’m dead,” said Twilight, “so very, very dead. I should’ve stayed in the spirit world and jumped through the portal. It would’ve been quicker. Muffins is now going to kill me then throw me out and then she’ll never talk to me again.”

“In that order? How many of those have you drank?” asked Rainbow.

“Two,” said Twilight.

“Come on, we have fifteen minutes, you’re going to need at least one more to kill the pain,” said Rainbow joking. They ordered another round.

“I guess it’s true,” said Twilight.

“What?” asked Rainbow.

“No good deed ever goes unpunished,” said Twilight.

Rainbow burst out laughing, Twilight managed a smile.

“Come on Twi,” said Rainbow, “if Muffins does throw you out. You could stay with Pinkie and me.”

“I don’t think I’d have the endurance to survive that,” said Twilight.

“Well,” said Rainbow, downing her drink. “I think the whisky is having its effect. Let’s see how bad it’s going to be.”

Twilight downed her drink as well, then they went out the door. They walked to where the cloud house was hovering. Along the way they playfully bumped flanks. Anything to break up the apprehension.

They looked up, Twilight inhaled deeply.

“As my mother said to my father on their wedding night, let’s get this over with!” said Rainbow.

The two giggled then Rainbow launched into the air. Twilight appeared with a flash right beside her.

Rainbow opened the door, it was dark inside.

“Pink!” said Rainbow, “are you here?”

“Back here Dashie,” said Pinkie, “is Twi with you?”

“Yes,” said Rainbow, “but I think she’d rather not be.”

“Just come on back here, both of you,” said Pinkie.

They went through the darkened house. Twilight had been here enough to know her way around in the dark. Rainbow had let her and Muffins use the place while they were secretly dating. Twilight was remembering those times, she was so afraid that that happiness was now over.

Twilight followed Rainbow into the bedroom, the sight wasn’t what either were expecting. The only light was candles, there was perfume in the air. The biggest shock was both Pinkie and Muffins were in the bed, propped up with pillows in a sitting position, under the covers, quite close together.

“What the what?” said Rainbow.

“I understand from Pinkie,” said Muffins sternly, “the two of you discovered at some time to come, Pinkie and I’ll be gone, and you two will be in love.

I also understand the two of you kissed and more than once.

Worst of all…

The two of you had sex;

We’re not sure what to think of unfaithful wives!”

“Don’t forget Twilight kissed me as well,” Pinkie snickered.

“Pinkie kissed me,” said Twilight in defense.

“Po-tay-to, to-mah-to,” laughed Pinkie.

Muffins looked at Pinkie, it appeared she was trying not to smile.

“Because of the revelation, those feelings a part of you now. Not that you two don’t love us, we’ve no doubt you do. It’s a hazard of what you went through.

Because of those feelings, Shooting Star or what was left of him, was defeated because the two of you were willing to give up your lives for us and each other.

Twilight you were going to give yourself to Shooing Star, so to have Rainbow kill you when you made it back, to protect all of Equestria.

Rainbow, you were going to sacrifice yourself to limbo so to save Twilight and Pinkie.

And strangely enough, while Shooting Star was in Pinkie’s head, she learned magic without him realizing. The magic Pinkie learned, save Rainbow.”

Muffins paused as if to let the words sink in.

“So what do I do now? I’ve a wife who went off and made out with and had sex with our best friend. The two of you’ve confessed your love for each other, and you were willing to die to save everypony you love.

And of all ponies, Pinkie saved us all.

Rainbow, I don’t blame you. As you finally confessed, Twilight is hot! I’ve always known this.

Twilight, I don’t blame you either. When I was on the Weather Team, had I been given the chance, I would have, in Pinkie’s words; ‘boinked’ Rainbow. As Pinkie says, Rainbow is a hottie”

Rainbow looked at Twilight, neither could tell who was more confused.

“So I think through all this, despite you two going off to save the day, it was Pinkie who turned out to be the hero in the end,” said Muffins, it was getting hard to keep a straight face. “so I asked her what I should do with the two of you.”

Again Muffins paused.

“Rainbow, thank you for watching after Twilight and being willing to die for Pinkie and Twilight. You’re forgiven.

Twilight, you were your noble self, willing to give your life for other ponies. So you’re forgiven as well.”

Rainbow and Twilight were shocked. Then it hit them.

“Then why the hoof are you two so cozy in bed?” asked Twilight.

“Yes, I’d like to know that as well,” said Rainbow.

For the first time since they had come into the bedroom, Muffins looked sheepish and blushed.

“Well like I said, Pinkie turned out to be the hero, so I asked what she’d want as a reward.

She said she wanted two things. First that I truly forgive you two.”

“And,” asked Twilight.

“Pinkie told me the only thing she could think of, because of the revelations, and plus she’s been wanting it for a while…”

“You don’t mean…” Replied Rainbow.

“A FOURSOME!” squealed Pinkie happier than they’d ever heard her.

“Just one condition,” said Muffins with a smile. “Pinkie and I are here also, so the two of you better share the love! But don’t count on doing this again...

That is if you don’t impress us.”

Both Twilight and Rainbow were in shock. Even more so when Muffins threw the blankets back, and dove her tongue into in Pinkie’s marehood, which made Pinkie gasp.

Twilight and Rainbow looked at each other and smiled. Then unexpectedly, Twilight levitated and turned Rainbow to her back and she landed on the bed. Twilight then leapt on her spinning around in the air, in a feat of agility which surprised Rainbow. It was a long held fantasy of Rainbow’s come to life, Twilight’s marehood hovering right over Rainbow’s muzzle, free for the taking without guilt or conditions.

“Now you’ll see what an ‘Egg-Head’ is really capable of!” Said Twilight, her tongue dove deep into Rainbow’s marehood finding her clitoris instantly, fulfilling her own fantasy.

Rainbow moaned at the sudden stimulation, but she recovered enough to know what to do.

“Anypony have a spoon?” asked Rainbow.

All the ponies giggled.