The Derpy I Know And Love Volume 3: How Pinkie Got Her Groove Back

Morning found Twilight warm, comfortable and on her back, she felt the presence of other ponies in bed with her. In fact, there were three ponies resting their heads on her chest and shoulders. Plus one hoof on/in her marehood (Rainbow’s hoof).

Pinkie’s reward for her saving Twilight and Rainbow was the foursome she’d always wanted. Twilight was surprised Muffins gave into this, but it did appear that she quite enjoyed herself (along with her enjoying the other ponies as well). But despite her desire for Rainbow Dash, Twilight wasn’t sure how it’d work out.

But the memories of a night of awesome lovemaking came back to her.

Muffins was, as always, satisfying beyond belief. Before, Twilight had no frame of reference, having only ever been with Muffins (other than some strange dream/memory with Pinkie the night that she had unknowingly shared a bed with Twilight). But now it was proven as Twilight had conjectured, Muffins was the best at everything. But now she did get to expand her experience with the blessings of her beloved Muffins. Rainbow and Pinkie found Muffins to be an artist with lovemaking as her medium.

Rainbow Dash, whom for so long Twilight’s desire for was deeply repressed. It wasn’t until their recent journey in the underworld that forced to focus not only her desire but yes, love of this pony that represented the opposite of herself. As Twilight had already found out, Rainbow’s lovemaking was active, aggressive and giving. But she was found to be sensitive to the needs of her partner, surprisingly gentle and more than willing to please. And even with the forbidden nature now removed, she was still an amazing kisser who left Twilight breathless in a different way than did Muffins.

As for Pinkie, Twilight didn’t know what to expect. She’d heard Rainbow on many occasions describe her a ‘a freak in the sack’. It turned out the drive of this special pony was to bring maximum joy and pleasure to her partner. She was giving to the point of obsession. But she received in such a way that drove her partner to want to give more.

It was slightly unnerving that sex with Pinkie was just like the dream from before.

Plus Twilight made a mental note to look into what would make Pinkie’s marehood taste so sweet.

To the other ponies, it appeared that to Pinkie, Twilight wasn’t an unknown. But she found that Muffins had trained her well. She was precise, methodical and well versed in many techniques. But add to it a heart that held the whole package together. It was clear that Twilight was more interested in pleasing then to be pleased. The best way to put it was Twilight put the ‘love’ in making love. As sensitive to other’s feelings as Pinkie was, she was quite impressed with Twilight. To Rainbow, her fantasies were not disappointed as she feared they might be.

Twilight now had experiences to help her understand some of the differences in lovemaking styles. She’d always feared that if she’d had other experience, would she still see Muffins as special as she has been?

But with all the carnal pleasure she’d experienced that night, Twilight could tell the other ponies shown like stars in the sky, while Muffins was the sun. Twilight was pleased that, in spite of her discovered feelings for Rainbow Dash and the pure joy Pinkie had brought, Muffins was still the center of the universe.

“Well, did you get Rainbow out of you mind,” said Muffins quietly. She was looking up at Twilight with a beautiful smile.

“Perhaps out of my mind,” said Twilight, slyly smiling, “but I think she’s still in my marehood.”

“What’d you expect,” said Rainbow quietly, “apparently I’ll be with Twilight eventually. So I wanted to get as much as I can, until that time.”

To Twilight’s surprise, Muffins gave Rainbow a passionate kiss.

“What’s that for,” asked Rainbow, “not that I’m complaining.”

“That’s because I know that one day you’ll be protecting Twilight,” said Muffins, “I just want you to know ahead of time how much that means to me.”

“I think the dynamic of our little group has changed,” said Twilight, “even if we never do this again, we can never go back to just being friends.”

“I wouldn’t say it’ll never happen again,” said Muffins with a giggle, “but don’t count on it as a daily thing.”

“I don’t think even Rainbow would have the stamina for that. I guess we’d better get up and get the day going.” Said Twilight.

“Not so fast,” said Pinkie speaking up for the first time. Apparently she’d not been asleep. “Let the pony finish fondling me. Twilight isn’t the only pony with a hoof in her marehood.”

“Muffins?” exclaimed Twilight and Rainbow.

“Well, I’m very grateful to Pinkie.” Said Muffins blushing.

They all agreed on one more time before getting up. Muffins pleased Pinkie as Pinkie pleased her. And Twilight and Rainbow Dash got to experience each other one more time.

It wasn’t long before Ponyville heard the news of what had happened (the journey to the underworld and defeat of another threat to Equestria, not the foursome).

The Apple family decided to hold one of their famous barn dances. Plus cousin Braeburn was in town on business so they thought it all a reason for a party.

Almost everypony they knew were in attendance, both the close friends, the kids and even some from the town who were inquisitive. Many knew of the now famous six ponies who lived there. And they were always curious to see these ponies. Plus it’d been said far and wide when there was a celebration which involved Twilight Sparkle, Canterlot royalty would show up.

In fact, Princess Luna decided to come to the party, and for the pleasure of her subjects, she’d raise the moon as part of the celebration.

They weren’t staying apart, but most of the Apples were keeping to one corner of the barn. Braeburn turned out to be there mostly on business for Appleloosa. Rarity was with the gathering, being an Apple, and Fluttershy was there also, she’d been dating Caramel and word was that it was getting serious.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders were enthralled with Princess Luna. So were their now friends Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. But the pony who got the most attention was Dawn. Luna had been visiting the little filly a lot. She was just starting to talk and she’d cry out ‘Auntie Luna!’ when ever she saw her.

Everypony could tell the sun was being lowered. Princess Luna called all the ponies in attendance to follow her outside. She made the crowd form a circle around her. Twilight came forward to take Dawn while the princess performed her duty.

“That will not be necessary, Twilight Sparkle.” Then Luna spoke to her niece, “just like we practiced.”

“O-tay, Auntie Luna.”

With that the princess lifted her fore hooves high, still holding Dawn. She spread her wings, her magic aura surrounded them. Many got a chuckle because Dawn was copying Luna by lifting her forelegs and spreading her little wings. Then Luna rose off the ground, her glow became almost blinding. Then it faded and she settled back to earth as the moon peeked over the horizon. There were cheers all around.

Luna acknowledged the accolades. Then she handed Dawn to Twilight. There was a collective gasp of the ponies around. But the Cutie Mark Crusaders all cried;

“No fair!”

But they weren’t really too upset.

There on the little, barely one year old filly’s flank was a cutie mark. It appeared to be the sun coming up over the horizon.

“A raising sun cutie mark!” exclaimed Twilight.

“You’d think that, factoring in her name.” Said Luna, “but it doesn’t always work that way. Instead, it’s a rising moon. This child is destined for greatness. Or have you been asleep all this time?”

Everypony was buzzing about what just happened. But as the party worked it’s way on into the barn, the Sparkles and the Dashes sat at a table away from the greater crowd. They had, for the last couple days, been trying not to be too noticeable that they were spending a lot of time together. They didn’t have a repeat performance (yet), but there were secret kisses between themselves, and they felt very happy to be in the company of each other.

Princess Luna walked over to their table. The ponies started to stand, but the princess motioned them to stay seated. She levitated a chair backwards to herself, straddled the back with a hind leg either side and she propped herself on the top of the back.

“Ladies,” began the princess, “a pony couldn’t help but notice how content the four of you look. The happiness of my subjects is always my top priority.

So I just wanted to know if the group sex was all you were hoping it’d be?

Don’t look at me like you’re shocked or like you don’t know what I’m speaking of.”

“Princess?” said Twilight Sparkle.

“Don’t princess me! I’m the Princess of the Night, sex is my domain. I rule sex, I bless sex. I’m the source of all sexual desire. If I didn’t know of any special occasions which have happened, I wouldn’t be worthy of my tiara.

So knowing my sister’s apprentice has taken that next step to being a more rounded and loving pony is my job.

I congratulate you, I bless you and I’d be sorely disappointed if it never happened again.

You’re four beautiful mares. Yes Twilight, I do mean you as well, despite how you see yourself. You should enjoy this activity as often as possible. Being the ponies you’re, I’d be greatly surprised if you let this level of love interfere with the love of your mate.

What you’ve achieved is a level of love few ponies can handle. Life and death and life has tested your love. You four are bound now as if you all were married together. It’s special, enjoy it.”

The princess got up and started to walk off. She paused and said over her shoulder;

“By the way ladies, just in case you feel like a challenge, I try to leave my Thursday evenings free.”

The princess winked and walked on.

Most of the CMC and Silver Spoon were fussing over Dawn, touching the cutie mark as if to either test the genuineness, or hoping touching it’d bring them luck. The only CMC not there, was Sweetie Belle, she was sitting with Diamond Tiara talking and laughing as if there were no ponies around them.

Suddenly the music on the impromptu stage stopped, Braeburn called for everypony’s attention.

“I guess y’all know I came to Ponyville ‘cause the Apple’s business in Appleloosa is boomin’.”

There were cheers all around. Braeburn motioned to the crowd for attention again.

“I’m in need of an assistant to help run the business, I spoke to Applejack, Big Mac and the matriarch of the Ponyville Apple Family, Granny Smith on who I should recruit. They all named one name.

Come on up Caramel.”

More cheers.

By this time, Rarity and Applejack had went back to sit with their four friends. Fluttershy was standing up by the stage.

Caramel came forward, there was more cheering. Braeburn motioned for quiet again.

“So Cousin Caramel, have you given my offer any thought?”

“I have, Cousin Braeburn,” said Caramel with a large smile. “I’ll go under one condition.”

There was a hush that fell over the crowd. Caramel looked down to the front of the crowd and said.

“I’ll go to Appleloosa and work the family business, IF’N. you’d come with me and be my wife, Fluttershy.”

The crowd was hushed, Rainbow, Twilight, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack and Muffins all looked with surprise and joy on their faces.

Fluttershy beat her wings, shot up on stage grabbing Caramel almost knocking him over and covering his face with kisses.

“Yes! Yes! Yes!” shouted Fluttershy in a volume her friends hadn’t heard from the shy Pegasus before.

“Then as soon as we can get married, we’ll go to Appleloosa.” Said Caramel.

There was a cheer from the crowd, Fluttershy’s friends all ran to congratulate her. The noise was pandemonium.

Suddenly a voice that carried above the din rang out. It was The Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice of Princess Luna.

“I BELIEVE I CAN BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE!” she said.