Into the Muffin of Madness

Pony Radio Interviews

DJ Record Scratch: Welcome all citizens of Ponyville to Pony Five Radio. This is your DJ, Record Scratch. Tonight, we are talking to Miss Cheerilee. An innocent school teacher and beloved by all ponies. OR is she? A recent attempt on her life prove that maybe that not true. We are going to talk to Cheerilee about this freighting event. (Sound of chair turning.) Good evening Miss Cheerilee, how are you today?
Cheerilee: I doing fine, I guess.
DJ Record Scratch: Now, two days ago, you were pony napped from the school you work at and force to play a game that would decide if you live or die. Is that correct?
Cheerilee: Well, that is what was supposed to happen. I guess.
DJ Record Scratch: What do you mean is supposed to happen?
Cheerilee: Well, that what that mask pony said. Honestly, I don’t think my life was in any danger.
DJ Record Scratch: Are you saying this because you knew that you were smart enough to beat the trap?
Cheerilee: No. I saying this because whoever that pony was, was a complete idiot.
DJ Record Scratch: Harsh words coming from a teacher.
Cheerilee: Well, he got attack by his puppet, his trap fail several times and he didn’t even have a way to keep the water hot. I mean, if I was going to develop traps. I would put more thought then that. And what if some pony heard me screaming? How was he going to explain that?
DJ Record Scratch: Well, since you see to be smarter then the “would be assailant”, how you have pull it off?
Cheerilee: Well, I’m not a psychopath but I would have waited till I knew every pony was distracted. Like during a play or something. Then I would use something better then boiling water. I mean, is acid hard to come by?
DJ Record Scratch: As interesting as it is to listen how close you are to being a murder, I afraid that all the time we have for today. Tune in next time for an exclusive interview with Princess Cadiance and how she keep warm on those cold Crystal Palace night. Let me tell you ponies, you don’t want little fillies listing to this. Now a word from are sponsors. Hey there listener, do you want to know what a part of a complete breakfast? It Wheat n’ Oat, Equestria number one cereal of champion. This mouth is featuring the Wonder Bolts with Ponyville own Rainbow Dash. It the cereal that make you 20 percent cooler. And now the weather.