The Derpy I Know And Love Volume 4: And The Children Shall Lead

Back in the present:

When Muffins was ‘in the mood’, Twilight found any reason to please her. Muffins had just pleased Twilight, now she was on her back, with her tail and hind legs hanging over the end of the bed. Twilight was on her haunches, forelegs supporting Muffins flanks, doing what she liked to do best. In about five years she’d gone from an innocent, studious, book-worm virgin to an accomplished love-maker who delighted in pleasing her wife, especially orally.

Muffins knew how lucky she was, she often kidded it was the best of situations. Twilight had known nothing about sex, other than what she’d read in her books. Muffins had trained Twilight into a lover who knew nothing other than how to please and be pleased by her. They two were perfectly happy with that. When the situation with Rainbow and Pinkie happened, it expanded to include their lovers as well. But Twilight’s main focus was always Muffins, despite her love for Pinkie and especially Rainbow.

Twilight was the greatest student alive in Equestria. This spanned all knowledge from magic to math to literature. But Muffins was most please with how much Twilight had learned in making love to her. Twilight bragged that she knew at least twenty ways of licking Muffins clitoris. From the way that’d bring maximum orgasm in the shortest amount of time when in a rush, to keeping her up and going, on the edge ALL night.

Muffins knew she was truly blessed and made sure she let Twilight know she appreciated it. There was never anypony who loved a pony like she loved Twilight. And it could be argued that Twilight loved her the same. If you needed proof, there was their precocious little four-year-old Alicorn filly. Dawn was the product of two mares; it was magic and a miracle. But the magic was the magic of their limitless love for each other.

“OH! T W I L I G H T!!!!!” cried Muffins shuddering as the orgasm washed over her like waves on the ocean.

Twilight kept at it until her wife was utterly spent. Then Twilight leapt on the bed and kissed Muffins wildly.

Muffins was about to make one of her trademark quips which always brought a smile to her wife when they heard the bell that rang when the door downstairs opened.

“Finished just in time!” They both giggled.

They hurried to the stair in time...

To be mortified.

Dinky, Rarity, Applejack and Apple Bloom had walked into the library. Twilight and Muffins heard Rarity talking to somepony. They realized it was Dawn. Somehow Dawn had gotten out of her room and made it down stairs without them knowing it… Again.

Applejack, Rarity and Apple Bloom had gone to the library to let Twilight and Muffins in on the news about AJ and Apple Bloom. Dinky had walked home with them.

Rarity had also come to the library to find some books to share with Sweetie Belle and Diamond Tiara. It wasn’t she wanted Sweetie Belle to start having sex with Diamond Tiara, but they did need to know even with having sex between two females, there were still risks.

On entering the library, they found Dawn sitting on the floor, playing with Twilight’s old Smarty-Pants doll.

“Hellwo Auntie Wawity, hellwo Auntie Appuejack! Hellwo sissy!” said Dawn with the kind of honest smile only a child could give when truly happy to see you.

“Hello Dawn, are you having fun playing with your doll?” asked Rarity.

“Yes ma’am,” she replied. “I love my dolly.”

“I’m sure you do Darling, where are your mommies?”

Twilight was about to say something from the top of the stairs when

Dawn answered first.

“Mommies are up stairs. Mommy T is talking to Mommy M’s tushie.”

“Oh dear!” exclaimed Rarity, not sure if she should be embarrassed, or collapse to the floor laughing like Rainbow Dash.

AJ, Apple Bloom and Dinky all looked at each other in shock and amusement.

“DAWN!” cried Muffins and Twilight in unison.

“Sissy,” said Dawn to Dinky, as if sensing that a quick escape was called for, “will you p’ay with me?”

“Yes, please take your sister up stairs,” said Muffins, as she and Twilight came down the stairs, “I think she’s said enough.”

Even Apple Bloom laughed at this.

“Twilight, is Spike here?” asked AJ, “Apple Bloom has a request.”

“Twilight, would you mind if I sent a letter to Princess Celestia?” asked Apple Bloom.

“Sure Honey, I’ll take it down, Spike is visiting Shining Armor and Cadence in the Crystal Empire.” Twilight summoned a quill and paper. “Okay, go ahead.”

Apple Bloom smiled at AJ, AJ nodded back.

“Dear Princess Celestia,” started the filly, “I wanted to let you know I’ve made the most fantastic discovery ’bout friendship. I doubt I’ll ever have better news.

Applejack has always been my best friend and has always been there for me, I’ve always known I can count on her at anytime.

I was sure she was the best sister ever.

But I was wrong.”

Twilight looked up from the paper and raised an eyebrow. AJ, Rarity, and Apple Bloom were smiling odd, knowing smiles.

“As it turns out, she’s been lyin’ to me and everypony else for many years. Shocking for the pony who represents the Element of Honesty.”

Again Twilight got a puzzled look, but everypony continued to smirk at her reaction. Apple bloom continued:

“You see, I found out yesterday I didn’t have the best sister ever. No, I found out I have the best mother ever. And now, where before I had none, now I have two moms.

Your faithful subject,

Apple Blossom Apple.”

“Your mother? Apple Blossom?” said Twilight to Apple Bloom, but she was looking at AJ.

AJ nodded her head. Twilight forgot about the letter and rushed to hug AJ and Apple Bloom, Muffins joined them.

“But how?” asked Twilight.

“Darling, do I’ve to explain that to you...

Again?” said Muffins to Twilight, always eager to give a little dig.

“I know how! But how?”

“Well you don’t do it by talking to somepony’s tushie, I know that much,” giggled Apple Bloom.

“Apple Blossom!” exclaimed AJ with a smirk, “that’s how it starts!”

“I think we need to have ‘the talk’ with our daughter,” said Rarity with a smile.

Muffins and Twilight blushed darker than was thought possible with their coat colors.

AJ was obliged to explain about the past and the history of her incident. Somehow, after keeping it hidden for all these years, bringing it out was making it easier on her. Plus by coming clean about being Apple Bloom’s mother, it was taking away any shame she still attached to the attack.

As everypony was talking excitedly, Rainbow Dash walked in, seeing hugging and hearing laughter.

“Hey Egg-Head! What’s going on?” asked Rainbow.

“Some really exciting news!” answered Twilight, ignoring the name, “where’s Pinkie she should hear this.”

“She wanted to try something,” said Rainbow, “in fact; 3… 2… 1…”

There was a yellow flash, and there stood Pinkie.

“Great job Pinkie!” said Twilight, “you didn’t appear on top of the tree this time.”

Rainbow turned to Pinkie with a grin;

“Hey Pink, Twi has some news to tell us.”

“Not me,” said Twilight, “I think Apple Bloom should tell you, right Apple Bloom?”

“You bet!” said the filly, “I’ve somepony you need to meet! My mother!”

“Your mother?” said Pinkie looking in every direction, “Where? Where? Where!”

“She’s right here,” said Apple Bloom pointing out Applejack.

Rainbow’s jaw dropped in understanding, but Pinkie burst out in joyful laughter.

“Good one Apple Bloom, don’t you know she’s your sister?”

“Pink,” said Rainbow, “I don’t think she’s kidding.”

“What!” exclaimed the pink pony. “Why that’s great news! But I’m confused, more than normal.”

AJ was obliged to tell the story again. It truly was getting easier with each telling. There were more hugs and congratulations all around.

“Wow!” said Rainbow, “that was so great I almost forgot what we came here for. We needed to ask Twi and Muffins something.”

“We need to know how a pony goes about adopting a kid from the Children’s Home,” said Pinkie.

The smiles grew even larger.

“Scootaloo?” asked Apple Bloom.

“Scootaloo,” answered Rainbow. “Pink and I are sorry we hadn’t thought of this before.”

There were tears in Muffins eyes.

“I’m so proud of you two,” said Muffins, “I wish somepony had done it for my brother and me.

The process is simple to start, you go to the Children’s Home and get the adoption paperwork, fill it out along with some other information they’ll ask for. Then it goes before a board for approval.”