Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 1: New Friends, and a New Universe.

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A blue portal opened on an empty planet, and 4 beings fell out of the portal. One was a green cicada like android while the others were Wirewolves, one was blue with yellow eyes, another orange with pupiled red eyes, and the last one yellow with a red eye and a blue one with a green pupil, Alfreda, Cell, Caboose, and Juan, El Quatro Locos.

"Okay I'll admit that the last universe wasn't my best work." Cell said.

"You blew up the International Space Station!!" Alfreda yelled.

"And proud of it."

Juan's throat then sparked as he yelled. "Am I the only sane one among this group of idiots?!"

"Hey Juan, you can speak English now!" Alfreda noticed.

"Perfect now I can you guys how much you all infuriate-" Juan never finished as an explosion rocked them. "What in the name of Alpha?" They looked up seeing a red spaceship with some kind of drill skewering it in the middle over another planet. "Wow. Someone messed up their ship bad."

"Yeah they probably ran out of headlight fluid."

"Shut up Caboose." The ship then suddenly exploded in a flash of green and white leaving a cloud of smoke.

"Well that was unnecessarily blinding, but Good work team." Alfreda said.

"The one thing I liked about not being understood was because I could insult you all I like and you wouldn't know what I said."

"Wait is that a bubble in the smoke?" Alfreda pointed out before they looked closer seeing in the bubble was-

"Ok what the hell is that?" Juan asked seeing some weird orange thing tightly hugging a green humanoid girl with white hair, a black shirt, torn skirt, and sneakers on.

"I have no idea. It looks like Darwin grew fur as he became anorexic and turned the green part of his shoes into a hat." Alfreda replied as Cell looked at the girl with agape jaw and wide eyes.

"I'd say he looks more like an orange stick figure that had the Pinocchio situation but the Blue Fairy was kind of a bitch and didn't do it all the way."

"He looks like Grif if Delta was a hat he wore." Caboose added in.

Cell blinked once before he actually spoke. "LAY~DEE?" Cell asked in a cracking voice before zoning out.

"Okay ignoring the idiot I'd like to know who's the chick?" Juan asked.

"I don't know, I'd never cheat on Twily but I will admit that one looks kind of cute." Alfreda noted before the green one appeared to moved into her own personal bubble away from the orange one saying some things to him before looking at everyone on the planet. "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DORKS!" She shouted before stomping away with the bubble.

"A~nd I take it back she's a total bitch." Alfreda said before Cell kicked him in the head. "Why?!"

"How dare you call that beautiful goddess a bitch!?" Cell shouted at him.

"Does this mean I get to kill him? 50 to 1 odds says next death of one of us to happen is caused by and anyone but Caboose." Juan asked.

"Is it that mean lady the one to cause it?" Caboose asked.

"Shut up Caboose. And just why are you so quick to defend her?" Juan added.

"Seriously? Do you not see her beauty, her brilliant pink eyes, the way her hair flows, her cute top."

"From what I saw a nice ass." Alfreda added before Cell stabbed him in the throat with his tail.

"Only I can say that." Cell said before he walked away.

"Hey where are you going?" Juan asked.

"I'm going to hit it to her. I didn't say it because Alfreda already said it so the moments ruined." Cell flew up to in front of the girl putting on shades. "Hey there. Did I fall into Heaven? Because my name's Cell, and you must be the Angel of Looks, but what's your name?"

The girl merely looked at him before reaching her hand out of the bubble socking him in the face. "GAH MY BEAK MOUTH!"

"Lord Dominator. Think about that next time you ask a girl out." She told him as she walked away.

"Your rejections make me want you more! And your name is still sexy!" Cell said through the pain. Juan flew up to him helping him treat his beak mouth. "She was never yours Cell."

"Oh Juan my bilingual friend, you underestimate me, I'm just getting started, she will be mine, because I will show her how I can be loved."

"You're gonna get someone to like you? Okay I gotta see this. Wait don't you have a girlfriend?"

"That's an alternate me, If anything that's masturbating. And you wish you could get what I got from her." Cell said flying off.

"I'm going to kill you one day Cell." Juan growled.


Cell snuck through the asteroids with the greatest of ease as he took out a blowdart tube looking around and spotting Dominator sitting on a rock slouched like an angry child, then put a dart within the tube drawing in a deep breath to which it sucked into his mouth. Cell silently choked as the dart tried to slide down his throat before he finally spat it out into the tube going straight towards Dominator. Dominator got up looking in his direction before stumbling then falling unconscious. Cell then reached into his pocket and pulled out his bluetooth piece putting it to his ear hole thing. "This is Perfect Emerald to Carlos Spicey Wiener and Pink Terror. Come in Carlos Spicey Wiener or Pink Terror over."

"Carlos Spicey Wiener said he had to go punch a hole in the wall. Pink Terror over here go ahead over."

"Light Green Beauty has been sedated and I am taking her to your location. Have you finished tweaking the prokaryotes? Over."

"Roger that, I recommend you take the long route because Spicey Wiener left a pretty big hole so unless you want her to question the hole we're a November Gopher on that."

"Roger that. Perfect Emerald over and out." Cell hung up as he took out a syringe. "I knew I should've bought the elephant size."


Cell had Dominator slung over his back as Pinkie Pie moved some things around in the dark. "All set Cell?" She asked.

"Just about. That reminds me where did you come from again?"

"Caboose took me."

"Oh right." Dominator began to stir from her sleep as Cell placed her on the floor. "Huh she's not supposed to wake for another hour, I gave her enough to keep a bull elephant knocked out. Wait Crap! Pinks get out, this will not end well!" Pinkie nodded running away as Dominator came to. Her eyes shot wide open as she then tackled Cell beginning to strangle him.

"I don't know what gives you the right to tranquilize me like that, but that means I get the right to kill you where you stand!"

"I...got...you...gift!" Cell choked out while thinking 'Keep it in your pants Cell, it's the right tightness but now's not the time.'

Dominator stopped letting Cell catch his breath. "I got a gift for you." Cell then took out a remote and pressed the big red button on it turning on the lights revealing the room as some kind of large throne room with the throne atop a large set of stairs, which was in front of a wall of flowing lava. Around both of them were a lines of hundreds of metal looking orange glowing humanoid robots surrounding them.

"We live to serve you, Lord Dominator." The robots said in unison kneeling before her.

"What the heck is this?" She asked.

"An army of loyal programmable soldiers I found in another universe. With them, I rebuilt an exact and even stronger replica of your ship. Their weapons could disintegrate their targets I switched it between Volcanium X and Frostonium. Don't ask me where I got it. And I fixed your gloves, they were tied to your old ships core for some reason so I decided to fix them up making them independent from the core of this and your old ship and even tested them out myself."


Earlier...

The armored being with the skull helmet and gloves covered in lava stood over the pile of cooled Volcanium X with a green hat that was on fire on top of it with some weird pinkish hair sticking out, then looked at the skeleton and small cyclops that were in broken pieces of Frostonium. When he spoke he had a deep and menacing voice. "This...was..." His mask came up revealing Alfreda was wearing it. "HORRIBLE! Get this off me! Get it off!" Alfreda ripped the helmet off then ripped the gloves off his hands to which they turned into normal yellow gloves as he pulled himself out of the chest armor.

"Hey be careful with that Alfreda! Do you know how hard it was to fix that from the remains I had to work with?" Cell said running over picking the pieces of armor on the floor. "And do you know how hard it is to make those replicas of those people she apparently hates from what I could?"

"Oh it wasn't just about that, it was the fact that you made out with me while I was in the armor."

"I genuinely thought you were Dominator."

"I was telling you 'Cell it's me Alfreda! I hate this as it is stop it!' the whole time you were doing it. But good luck giving this to her, I'm going to cry while I scrub myself furiously in the shower to wash away the trauma from how hard you tried making out with me."


"I won't go into details. But everything should be in tip top shape."

Dominator was torn: on one hand she wanted to kill Cell for tranquilizing her and the army to do it for her, but on the other hand he did do this for her and some weird feeling she had in her chest wanted to spare him. She shook her head then looked at him. "Thanks. Here's my exchange. Get out before I reconsider sparing you."

"Thanks, I'll be watching you." Cell flew out and spoke into his bluetooth in happiness. "Perfect Emerald to El Quatros Locos, Phase Light Green Gift Exchange is a success! Now Operation Emerald Flames can begin over."

"Is that what you're calling your ship?" Alfreda asked over the comms.

"You're damn right Yellow Deathless. Pink Terror have the cameras been installed yet? Over."

"Yeppy Deppy Perfect Emerald, they're still gonna take a while to come online we're golden. Over."

"Roger that. We shall then wait until they come online to begin. Perfect Emerald over and out."


Dominator looked around at her bedroom amazed yet creeped out at the same time, it was an exact replica down to the sheet thread count, yet it creeped her out as she wondered how Cell knew the exact thread count. She found her armor in her closet and placed it on, feeling a familiar shudder move through her as she put the gloves on. She looked up seeing some large robot front of her, at least two of her Volcanium soldiers tall and inactive. Yet when she touched it with her hands, her gloves glowed, one ice blue and the other it's usual bright orangish. The Robot sputtered to life, revealing his body was made of separate floating parts that were close together, before parts of his body glowed an ice blue as he drew a large sword from his right hand.

"What and who the heck are you?" Dominator said surprised.

"I know not what." The robot replied, his voice sounding eerily similar to Lord Hater as Dominator heard it. "But my name, is Glacier. And I live to serve you, Lord Dominator." Glacier then kneeled before Dominator who smiled wickedly as Glacier looked at her with a smile of equal caliber. Glacier got up directing her to the control room showing a new inhabited planet within sight. "Time to give this galaxy everything that's coming to them." Dominator then began to laugh ready to enjoy her vengeance as Glacier joined in, their evil laughs echoing throughout the ship to which the Volcanium Soliders throughout the ship saluted their new master. "Dominator's Greater! Best Villain! Dominator's Greater! Best Villain!" They chanted as the ship moved in on the planet, armed for vengeance by a lovestruck idiot.


Author's Note

And thus the tale of the most important universe in Alfreda and Cell's Multiversal Adventure begins.

I'm still alive and this is going to be fun to write. I own only Alfreda and Juan in this, everything else is own by it's respective owners.

I support both #CellGames, and (however I support even more) #SaveWOY

More chapters to come.

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