Alfreda and Cell's Further Wanderings
Chapter 5: Swapper over Yonder
Previous ChapterNext ChapterLord Hater repeatedly knocked on Commander Peeper's door growing a bit tired. "Peepers, come out and help run the Hater Empire. I've been doing this for three days my arms starting to hurt." Hater whined. "Don't make me fire you again." The door opened allowing Hater in to find dozens of Blue prints before Peepers popped out with a bloodshot eye holding a remote. "Good to see you sir, it took three days but I did it, I created a device that will let us travel to other universes to spread the rest of the Hater Empire! I didn't tell you because I knew you'd probably break something important."
"Nuh uh!" Hater replied angry leaning back somehow tripping on a cord knocking down a lamp causing it to fall on and break an empty goldfish bowl. Peepers rolled his eyes as Hater got up. "Where'd you find what we needed to get it to work?"
"I siphoned some energy from someone not from our universe along with tapping into his vibrational frequency." Peepers pressed a button revealing a window showing Alfreda in another room in bloody pieces being scanned.
"You know at this point dying tickles." Alfreda said chuckling before Peepers pressed the button again closing the window.
"This is amazing! Fire away Peepers, maybe we'll find a Wander who'll leave me alone." Hater said with malicious glee.
"Sir this thing is practically untested, the guy gave me a cat when I shot a portal, I tied a roped to it, something either ate it or cut the rope."
Hater rolled his eyes and simply grabbed the remote and pressed the button creating a green portal. "Well I'm not a cat. I am Lord Hater! Multiversal Conquerer and Number One Super Star!" Hater jumped through the portal, Peepers running behind, unable to hear the explosion that came from the door revealing Sylvia, Juan and Cell on the other side. "Alfreda!" Cell yelled out seeing his friend torn up while Juan and Sylvia investigated the green portal.
"Quick! Say something coherent!" Cell begged Alfreda to do.
"Let go of my head I'm not dead you idiot. When at every time I've been torn apart have I actually died?" Alfreda asked him as his body parts connected themselves back together.
"I withdraw my concern then."
"Hey idiots I'd suggest expressing concern over the portal the man child and cyclops just made to the rest of the multiverse." Juan told Alfreda and Cell pointing to said portal.
"New World!" Cell yelled running to the portal.
"Cell wait what about Pinkie and Caboose?"
"F*ck em!" Cell yelled jumping into it.
"Don't worry Alfreda, I'll drag him by his bodiless head back if I have too." Juan said jumping through the portal followed by Sylvia and Alfreda.
Cell walked around on the empty asteroid with some ruins annoyed. "I was hoping for something cool like Xenomorphs that discovered America or Justin Bieber founding the Nazi's, instead I got the Multiverse Boonies were everything's inbred and looks the Alpha damn same in this Alpha damn universe! And the architecture of these ruins is a shit show."
"Ya done being stupid?" Sylvia asked Cell to which Juan smiled as he came out of the portal hearing it.
"Now you're getting it."
Cell was about to say something when he heard something catch his ear. "You guys hear that?"
"The sound of stupid from your mouth?" Juan replied.
"No. It sounds like, a ukelele."
"How do you know it's that specific instrument?" Sylvia asked.
"It's best not to ask if you ask him." Juan replied as Cell walked off listening to the 'music'. Cell peaked out from a bush seeing the girl strumming her ukelele a little. What the girl looked like stuck Cell like Gohan's Kamehameha to his everything. The girl had light green skin, white hair with a hat like Wander's, a black dress with a small heart with some small holes in it and sneakers.
"Cell did you stop because you've finally gone deaf and can't hear the music." Alfreda asked before Cell tackled him choking him. "Quiet! I figured it out. Peepers device isn't a portal gun. It's a time machine!"
"That's actually the smartest thing he's said the whole voyage." Juan replied. "Wait a minute where's your evidence?"
"Over the bushes."
Juan looked over seeing the girl who noticed them. "Oh hi there! My name's Dommie Nator, people just call me Dommie."
Juan blinked once before it clicked. "Holy Sh*t it's Dominator." Juan said stunned. "Cell's right?"
"I never thought I'd see the day." Alfreda replied before something else crossed his mind. "Hold on, who's the greatest in the galaxy?"
"Well there's two people that argue over that. Madame Sylvia, all though I just call her Sylvia, and King Waldemar."
"There it is, multiverse theory."
"Goddamn it! Why can I never be right?" Cell complained.
"Because Multiverse Theory's a bitch." Juan said with a smile as Sylvia walked up.
"Sylvia? Why don't you have your gloves?"
"Okay I have several questions." Sylvia asked confused at the small Dominator.
"As do the rest of us." Juan replied.
"An aw Crap Baskets just dawned on me." Alfreda said. "If Dominator's Wander in this universe, who's in Dominator's role?"
Everyone save for Dommie clicked together the pieces as several Dom-Bots surrounded them and aimed their blasters at them. "Aw Crap baskets." Juan and Cell said.
"Told ya."
As the group was escorted by the Dom Bots, they talked among each other on how this Wander must act. "I'm thinking he might be more like his usual self, only you know...a total dick." Cell suggested.
"Or he could be just as insane as Dominator." Sylvia replied then dodged his tail trying to stab her due to that comment.
"I'm guessing Hater. As in immature, insecure, and emotionally unstable." Alfreda brought up as they came face to face with a big door that the Dom Bot knocked on which opened.
The group was surprised not only at the guy that looked like Wander but was Dominator's size with her helmet, gloves and cape on, but also the fact that their Wander was there and was currently being chased by the evil Wander.
"Hold still! I just wanna kill you!" He yelled firing lava at him.
"King Waldemar, we have Dommie Nator, along with some others." Waldemar looked at the group to which Cell waved with a small smile.
"Who are they? And what's Sylvia doing without her gloves."
"Oh. Let me elaborate." Cell replied. "I am Cell, the perfect Bio Warrior, This is my best friend Juan Mofongo."
"Don't believe a word of that second half of his sentence." Juan told Waldemar.
"And the one in the front is Alfreda, he was a prison bitch."
"Shut up about that Cell!" Alfreda yelled at him.
"It's true though." Cell said before Alfreda hit him in the face.
"You look different, what part of the galaxy are you from, I think I'd have fun destroying that part. And how did Sylvia manage to get that far?"
"Oh no you're confused see we're from-" Cell didn't finish as Sylvia managed to cover his mouth. "Nope I'm that girl you're talking about."
Juan blinked before looking around. "Huh? Are we back in our universe away from all the stupid?"
"Juan why?!" Alfreda asked.
"Oh sorry I spaced out from boredom what was the question he asked?"
"Well isn't that fascinating? Multiverse theory, so many choices, so much chaos once I get the other half of Dommie's ice powers." Waldemar said before Wander saw Sylvia.
"Sylvia!" Wander yelled tackling her, the impact breaking her chains as they both crashed into some Walde-Bots. "This universe is amazing, everything's so different, and they're so many alternate people to met."
Waldemar growled, his gloves glowing red. "I was gonna wait for killing you until I took Dommie's Frostonium Powers, but I think I'll sped that up to know."
Cell was about to say something when he started to look around. "Anyone else hear that?"
"The sound of me wanting to kill you more and more?" Juan asked.
"What? I'm talking about the sound of someone screaming coming closer and-" Cell didn't finish as a spaceship crashed into the bridge followed by a giant police cruiser. Hater and Peepers fell out of the ship's open mouth pursued by another duo of them but wearing police uniforms chasing them.
"Huh. Neat, makes sense Peepers and Hater would be space police." Alfreda said intregied by the sight.
"F*ck the police!" Cell shouted.
"Nobody asked you." Juan replied.
"Hatey!" Dommie yelled running to the blue Hater giving him a big hug.
"You know that makes the most sense out of everything I've seen." Juan commented before another ship crashed right into Waldemar's ship. Alfreda looked out and saw Dominator's ship stuck in Waldemar's.
"Well Cell, the silver lining is that your girlfriend's here." Alfreda said only to find Cell vanished somehow.
A window in Dominator's cockpit broke and Glacier stumbled out. "Ow. Just ow in the owverything."
Magma came out soon afterward and looked around. "Hey, took a crap, gave the wheel to Glacier, regret it, came out, in another universe, what's up?"
"Wander's our new boss."
"How do you know that name?" Waldemar growled.
"It's the other guys name." Glacier replied pointing to Wander.
"Magma, did you give Glacier the wheel again?" Dominator yelled walking out and spotting the Dom-Bots. "Did Glacier suck us into a wormhole?"
"No the idiot got us sucked into another universe." Magma replied as Dominator spotted Waldemar and walked to him. "Just what do you think you're doing?"
"I was on my way destroying this galaxy when all these idiots just dropped out of nowhere."
"Destroying planets? Please last season of their lives. Regular conquering is where it's at. I've conquered half of that idiot Hater from my universe's empire and it's way more fun than just destroying it all."
"Your opinion, not mine. Plus I look better with the gloves and helmet."
"I look better. You look like a display animal they put random clothes on when it's halloween."
"At least I don't look like an angsty teenager." Dominator slapped Waldemar in the face at the remark. Waldemar attempted to strike her back but Dominator caught the gloved hand with her right glove. Both of them screamed as voices spoke in the mindscape.
'Bro! Finally I've found you ya icicle covered moron!'
'Yeah after the explosion I woke up here with the furry.'
'Well what're you waiting for, dad contacted me, we can't take her over yet but this is going to be fun.'
An aura that glowed an icy blue flowed from Waldemar's glove going into Dominator's flowing into her left glove, both their eyes glowing, Waldemar's a pale white while Dominator's right eye glowed a lava red orange and her left one the same ice blue as the aura. And explosion between the two of them separated them, both of them severely dazed. Waldemar was the first to get up and growled looking at her.
"Let's see you try that again!" He yelled before firing a lava blast, but the blast came out like drained faucet and didn't even get a few feet away. "W'what'd you do!? Why aren't my powers working?!"
Dominator got back up, her arms covering themselves in lava as she got into her armor, but her arms then grew ice spikes on them as she chuckled not just darkly, or even evilly... but insanely, her eyes having a look of equal caliber with her pupils having blood red irises around them and the rest of her eyes a cold blue.
"I don't know, but I love it..." Dominator's gloves then turned into a mace and scythe as she looked at Alfreda. "I hear you can't die. That means I can have all my fun with you..."
"Ep." Alfreda said before she charged at him. Alfreda jumped out of the way panicking running around the room. Magma looked at the Dom-Bots.
"I don't like you, you don't know and don't like me. But Dominator's gone fruit loops and I need to get close enough to slap her so hard her senses come back."
The Dom-Bot's single eye contracted before it held a leg out shaking his hand. Volcanium Soldiers ran out of Dominator's ship charging at Dominator along with the Dom-Bot's as Alfreda jumped out of the way. Quickly dozens of the Soldiers and Dom-Bots alike were being torn apart as Dominator began to laugh maniacally tearing through them towards the terrified wirewolf.
"Throw everything you can at me, it's not gonna make the difference." Dominator pulled herself through the soldiers pursuing Alfreda through before tackling him falling down the stairs Alfreda was running down into the ship's basement. She turned Alfreda over to smash his face in only for Alfreda to slap her across the face. Dominator's eyes turned to normal as she blinked stunned before looking around, the icicles in her armor disappearing as they retracted. "W-what? I touched that knockoff then...what the heck happened?"
"I don't know, but go talk to the idiot, this looks out of context." Alfreda replied as Dominator was over him on her hands and knees before he crawled out like a spider. Dominator's armor receded as she walked towards Cell who looked at the stuff in the containment pods, tearing out the ones with the red puzzle piece looking gem shards out of the walls then breaking them grabbing the shards and stuffing them into a pouch before he looked at the one containing the black sludge. Cell turned around seeing the villainess and smiled. "Dominator! Check it out. Alfreda told me about shards like these, I'm keeping them. But this guy...oh~ you two are going to be best friends."
"Best Friends with a giant jar of toxic waste?"
"Toxic Waste? Dominator, this...is the Phantom Blot." Cell said gesturing to it dramatically.
"Why do we always end up seeing that asshole!?" Juan yelled from upstairs.
"Anger aside he's a pretty cool dude. A lot cooler then Anti-Matter. Total Bitch, Anti-Matter is hope you don't meet her. Let me wake this guy up." Cell pressed some buttons electrifying the pod before the sludge began to bubble angrily as two ghastly green eyes opened followed by a web like mouth. Upon seeing Cell it bubbled even more furiously. "YOU~!!"
Phantom Blot began to move around in his pod roaring as he started cracking it a little causing Blot Matter to slowly leak out of it.
"No! Bad Phantom Blot! Bad! Stay!" Cell tried to command taking out a squirt bottle spraying the pod with it only for a massive fist to smash through the glass lodging Cell in an escape hatch. The sludge spilled onto the floor before gathering up and clumping together becoming a hulking demon that absolutely towered over Dominator.
"He likes you. I'm going to kill you to watch him cry." Phantom Blot said with a smile before his right hand turned into a giant mace.
"Ep." Dominator said before jumping out of the way of the swinging mace. Phantom Blot began to laughed as he continued to swing at her only for her to dodge. "Seriously? This the feared Lord Dominator? Come on take a hit, how can I smile at your dying scream if you keep avoiding the hit giving you your dying scream?"
Dominator finally had enough and faced Phantom Blot. Using her gloves she created a Volcanium Shield blocking the mace before something green began to leak from it. The liquid dripped onto the shield causing it to begin vanish from the point the droppings hit it like it was being erased like a drawing. Dominator quickly moved out of the way and Phantom Blot attempted to hit her with his other hand which turned into a sword.
Dominator disappeared into her armor firing lava at Phantom Blot causing him to roar in pain as the lava bubbled his Blot Matter causing him to become more semi solid having difficulty keeping his form together. Dominator on habit also shot Frostonium at him allowing him to absorb the lack in heat increase the stability of the unstable bonds of his molecules. Dominator continued firing Frostonium at Phantom Blot before she began to realize he was moving faster then she could. and began to run again but every time she did, Phantom Blot cut her off with his speed attempting to hit her with that green liquid again. Dominator realized what she could do and put everything she could into firing Frostonium at him, to which Phantom Blot smiled before realizing he was now moving slower as his molecules began to freeze in place. Phantom Blot could hear his body solidifying whole seeing Dominator's hands glow read as she brought them back.
"NOO~!!!" Phantom Blot roared as Dominator fired pure Volcanium X at him melting him to into a puddle, and the lava melt through tearing through Waldemar's ship, accidentally destroying the core of the ship causing it to go critical.
Cell pulled him out of the escape hatch hole and saw the ship around him going critical. "Okay guys, the ship we're on is gonna blow, for once I didn't do it."
"Lies!" Juan yelled under the dogpile of Dom-Bots upstairs.
Dominator grabbed Cell causing him to blush as they ran up the stairs to where everyone else was.
"Hey dorks!" She yelled grabbing everyone's attention as the ship shook. "Took care of your sludge situation, but quick question, anyway to get off this ship because I think the Escape Pods are done."
Alfreda's face lit up as he took out his portal gun and made a few calculations. He shot a portal outside the window and a large vortex opened revealing the Skullship on the other side. "You're welcome!" He yelled running onto Dominator's ship. Everyone else followed suit as both ships were sucked into the vortex coming out the other side. Magma hit full reverse tearing Dominator's ship out of Waldemar's, which then began to glow with a red light as Dominator's ship flew away before Waldemar's exploded in a massive shockwave that collapsed the portal. Everyone stood on the bridge in silence before Pinkie and Caboose popped up behind Alfreda.
"What's everyone looking at?" Pinkie asked.
"Portal to another universe just collapsed with a version of Phantom Blot inside it, he's probably dead." Juan answered.
"Is that bad? It seems like something bad will happen then." Caboose asked.
"The explosion made it unstable it'll be fine. Oh hey silver lining, we have a few new friends in our universe." Alfreda said pointing to Dommie, Waldemar, Hatey, the Other Peepers and the unconscious Sylvia with gloves on lying the floor- "Why is there an alternate Sylvia on the floor?" Alfreda asked.
"I saw her in the police cruiser, pulled her out she tried to punch me so I knocked her out with a punch to the face." Juan answered.
"Isn't that sexist technically?"
"I have no idea. Is it since she's a girl, is it to not hit her since she's a villain?"
"Well my mom's arch enemies were an all group of mares with a baby dragon, I questioned that myself aside from HumDrum, I like to think of it all as one big grey area justified by the tank of their group pummeling me most of my life."
"Fair enough."
Waldemar gritted his teeth before walking out, his Dom-Bots following suit. "Hey where're you going?" Cell asked.
"Away from you idiots! You just cost me my ship and trapped me in a universe where everything is backwards, and your freak of a girlfriend diminished my powers!"
"1. I don't like to think us as a couple just yet. 2. that doesn't sound that hard to adapt to."
Waldemar's eye twitched before he stepped back towards the window. "You guys are the worst and I hate you all." With that, Waldemar jumped out followed by his army. When Magma and Glacier ran out to see where he landed, he and his whole army were gone.
"How'd he do that?"
"He was Evil Batman?"
"Stop saying that about everyone that does that!"
Juan took the portal gun and fired a shot outside. "This was fun while it lasted but now this universe just pisses me off."
Juan begin to walk to the portal when it suddenly turned black before it collapsed.
"Total Multiverse Connection Collapse." The Portal Gun chimed.
Juan looked concerned then fired a few more shots but all of them did the same as the first one. "Well that's concerning." Juan said before out of nowhere outside, countless billions of portals across the multiverse opened up showcasing across countless galaxies the other universes inside that then turned black at their rims before collapsing.
"Aw Crap Baskets." Juan simply said.
Author's Note
The plot thickens. Stay tuned for Chapter 6: Multiverse Lost
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