A Volcanium Solider collapsed against a wall in exhaustion as another walked in equal exhaustion. "Great Grop she'd working us half to death."

"She is really angry at Juan and Cell Bob."

"I know it's Christmas, I just want one break, I'd tell her but she killed Phil for asking 3 hours ago." Bob felt something poke him in the back then looked behind him seeing a green gift wrapped box. He opened it and inside he found a small Volcanium Crawler Plushie. "It's beautiful" Bob said with a smile hugging it, his friend patted him on the back before they heard footsteps and Bob teleported away to his bunk. Dominator walked by and spotted the box then examined it personally. She felt the texture of the wrapping paper, examined the color of green and let a wicked smile grow on her face putting it down. "It looks like Cell wants the spread the seasons joy. I'll play his game." She said to herself. "Alert the ship, anyone sees that green dork, immobilize him on sight, I want to give him the best and last gift he'll ever enjoy."

"You're gonna buck him to death?" A solider walking by asked to which Dominator shot an icicle through his chest. "Anyone else wanna say it!?" She yelled out.

"Nah."

"We're fine."

"You're good."

"I was waiting to see your reaction to someone that said it." Several Soldiers yelled out.

Dominator sighed then walked off, the soldier following behind her. The dead solider twitched and got up making sure the coast was clear and took off his shell revealing Alfreda underneath. "Cell, come Boxing Day I'm going to cave your face in. Over"

"Roger that Yellow Deathless, I still owe you for saving me and Carlos Spicy Wiener from TKF. Over."

"Okay I've distributed the gifts to Soldiers S through Z and that B Juan missed, Pinkie's wrapping up N-R and Juan's finished up A through F, That leaves you with G through M. Over."

"All set with H to K, The only G and M's here are Magma and Glacier. Over."

"Wait then who's L because the only one registered here is Larry and he died a few hours ago. Over."

"Who do you think Deathless Jackass. Over."

"Hey that's Yellow Deathless to you. Over"

"Not anymore. Over." Cell then hung up on him.

"Freakin Smartass."

Cell slithered through the hallways dropping the presents for the new ones coming through the machines to replace the ones that croaked. Looking ahead he saw a Magma Guard hugging another one that was holding a shining ruby. Cell took out his slingshot and fired it causingit to hit the former who turned around and opened it, finding a top hat and cane and his eyes turned a heart pink.

Magma walked around seeing the Guard tap dancing in his hat and cane to which Magma groaned and looked behind him seeing Cell who held a gift with his name on it. Magma yelped and teleported away to Dominator in the surveillance room. "Ma'm, you might wanna see this."

Magma brought up the cameras showing the entire ship showing almost the entire crew enjoying their gifts with heart pink eyes.

"Okay this is a problem- wait why is there a camera set up in my bathroom?"

"We have a lot of them you might have to be specific."

"My personal bathroom."

"Oh that one I had no say in it no one told me about that one."

"Give me a minute." Dominator left the room and Magma could see on the camera Dominator walked into the bathroom and destroy the camera with an icicle. Magma swung the swivel chair around finding Pinkie Pie in his face.

"Hi." Pinkie whispered his gift in her hooves to which Magma screamed like a girl.

Dominator heard the scream and ran back into the surveillance room and found the chair facing away and moved to it slowly turning it around revealing Magma limp in the chair with heart pink eyes a picture of her and him laughing and high-fiving behind an enslaved planet with a message in her handwriting.

'Best wishes from your best boss, keep up that infliction of suffering on others,
XOXO Dominator.'

"Oh yeah I forgot I signed one of these." Dominator said to herself closing Magma's eyes before looking at the cameras to find Glacier holed up in her room. She ran out to him leaving Magma in the room who opened his eyes. "I'm not dead. Idiot." Magma said to himself.

Dominator ran into her room find Glacier there and dodged the sword slash he attempted before Glacier calmed down. "My Lady! Sorry this outbreak has me on edge."

"Everyone's just frozen up from being happy to react to anything you big moron I mean seriously."

"Fine! Then leave, I don't need you I can take care of myself." Glacier then sat on the bed with his arms crossed like an angry child.

"This is my room." Glacier got up and walked out of the room slamming the door before turning around finding Pinkie Pie and Caboose down the hall holding a big present for him. Glacier backed up and knocked on the door calmly. "Lord Dominator please let me back into the room, The Pink One and Blue Male are outside and have a big gift for me. I am so terrified I can't even raise my voice from processing the fear."

Pinkie looked at Caboose with a smile and took out a large cannon pushing the present in and Caboose took aim. "I'm supposed to help the big guy right?"

"Yep he's on our team." Caboose fired the cannon hitting Glacier dead center with deadlier precision breaking him into pieces.

Dominator felt scared for a second before hearing something tear through and bark licking Glacier who chuckled a little. Dominator back away scared at the unknown hitting something hearing breathing and turned around seeing Juan who looked at him with a cruel smile. "Boo."

Dominator screamed crashing through the door in terror screaming all the way crashing through any Volcanium Solider that got in her way getting in the escape pod and crashing on a planet Magma recommended to destroy and barricaded herself in a cave with rocks and lava creating a fire for herself to light up the room, revealing Alfreda and Cell with a gift in their hands to which Dominator screamed trying to get out but the wall was too thick. Dominator desperately shot icicles and lava at Cell only for Cell to use Alfreda as a meat shield in response.

"I don't think she wants your gift." Alfreda told Cell in pain.

"It's the thought that counts." Cell replied.

"There hasn't been a moment like today where I've hated you the most."

As Cell brought the gift towards her, the entrance burst open letting light in, revealing Glacier riding on top of a Volcanium Crawler Big enough to ride with several Volcanium Soldiers pouring in. "Protect Lord Dominator, secure the idiots that aren't me go go go!"

The Volcanium Soldiers saluted and tackled the duo and escorted Dominator out, one of them taking off her helmet and doing her hair. Dominator looked shocked before finally processing the information. "That...was...amazing! You guys burst in and actually did something right for once." The solider handed her a mirror revealing her hair looking like how it did before Cell gave her the ship and everything, she hadn't had the time to cut it getting herself back on the map. "All I can really say is just, good job!"

"Thank you Ma'm, all we needed was a little positive reinforcement to make us feel important Ma'm, your gifts made us feel like family and we love you Ma'm!" The soldiers hugged her while Glacier got off the Crawler feeding him some rocks.

"Can I keep the Crawler? I promise I won't eat him like the other ones."

"Of course, we could use him."

"It's her. I will name her, Captain Sorla Olivia Icicle the 2nd."

"Can't we just call her one of those names for short?"

"I will allow either Sorla or Olive."

"Only Olive." Dominator replied feeling some pain in her heart at the name Sorla, and thinking of how the gifts weren't from her. Magma grabbed the gift Cell and Alfreda tried to give her and gave it to her. "They disappeared leaving this."

"Alfreda's Batman?'

"Okay you shut up."

Dominator opened the gift revealing just a piece of paper saying "You're welcome, love Cell, P.S. here's my number call me." with a series of digits at the bottom.

Dominator looked at her now more competent troops and realized what Cell was doing the whole time, giving them all the gifts but giving her all the credit. She was still going to kill him, but couldn't help but think of him fondly for that moment. "I'm going to miss him when he's dead."

Cell landed on the ground with Alfreda by his side looking at the group consisting of Caboose, Juan, and Pinkie Pie with a smile.

"I'd say this worked out perfectly."

"You keep making her army better and better making the situation worse and worse for everyone else just to get some." Juan replied.

"Yep everything's coming up Operation Emerald Flames."

"Look at the bright side Juan, it's midnight so now it's Boxing Day." Alfreda replied putting on some gloves.

"Yeah- Wait what?" Cell asked before Alfreda began to pummel on Cell soon joined by Juan.

Author's Note

Happy Boxing Day. Sorry my previous chapter was kind of eh but the context of some of it will make an impact in the story, I promise the next one will be better, comment below to voice your opinion. Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, and Happy New Year.