Adventures in Equestria: My Perspective

“Ow. Dumb rock!”

I say as I was moving rocks with my magic from my cart over to my rock garden. I had just dropped one, slipping out of my magic and landing on my front hoof.

I just picked some rocks up from Pinkie’s family rock farm. Got a great discount on them if I said I knew their daughter.

That or if me and Pinkie ever had sex before I would have gotten any rocks for free if we did.

“These rocks will make a good addition to the garden. Hmm, I should make my way back there for some sentimentals.” I say with my front hoof on my chin, looking down at one, moving it with my magic towards the center of the garden.

Just then Derpy comes by in her usual mailmare outfit. While she was dropping off letters into my mailbox, I walk up to her, giving her a smile, her doing the same. Although I couldn’t tell if it was she’s happy to see me, or if she still remembers from what happened last night.

(OK, we didn’t intentionally plan to have sex, but me and her just happened to be at the newest club in Ponyville, DJ’s Rockin’ Joint, and well, after a few drinks of hard apple cider, I guess we kinda both fell into each other’s arms and next I know it, I find myself in a hotel room,  Me being on top of her. So yeah, it wasn’t intentional.)

As I was looking at the mail just delivered by her, it being mostly bills and the occasional ESI magazine, I noticed that this time Derpy kept staring at me while I was reading a letter. Looking up at her, she was shown having a big flirty smile and cheeks blushing as she starts to walk away, backward of course. I blush a little, turning back to take the mail inside my house.

As I open and close the blue double door, I can still see her looking at me through the window next to the door, even though I’m inside.

I put my letters on a table next to it, then walking into the bathroom, looking into the bathroom mirror, seeing my blonde hair looking all rugged, face unshaved. “Geez I sure am a mess. How I get a gal like Derpy to sleep with me?” I give a little chuckle about what I said.

I used my magic to pick up the razor on the sink, putting shaving cream on first, then shaving away.

After about five minutes, I would receive a phone call. Picking it up with my magic to see its my brother. “Oh hey how‘s it going? How was you and Fluttershy’s night last night?” While there’s chattering happening on the other end, once in awhile, I would reply with, “Uh,” “Oh,” “OK,” “Alright..” Before finally finishing with,”OK, I better be leaving. I gotta go see Twilight, Rarity.” He says a little something to annoy me. ”Shut up!”

I hung up the phone, then looking at my to do list. “Let’s see, first I have to see Twilight for our very special “book talk”. Then to Rarity for my special “suit tailored” for you know what I mean.” A smile comes across my face. I point over to my green comfy lazyboy recliner couch. “I can hardly wait!” My face becomes all scrunched up.

I go to pick up my saddlebags, putting in some condoms, and finally a banana.

I open the door, looking out into the beautiful day the pegasi has set up along with Celestia’s sun.

I walk into Ponyville’s town square. I see Lyra and Bon Bon over by the statue. I walk over to them, tell them what I got planned for today. After I tell them of my plans for today, I see the two of them both laughing on the inside, giggling. “Wha... what’s so funny?!” I yell to them, looking all confused like. They start laughing some more.

I walk away from them, looking back at the two, “Lesbians.” I say under my breath.

After about two minutes of walking over to the library and seeing ponies giggling at me because of me mentioning my day, I finally arrived at my destination.

I’m about to knock, when something comes flying right at me through the door. After being conscious for a second or two, I see that it’s Twilight on top of me. “Oh, hey Twi. I was just about to knock-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Twilight interrupts me, placing a hoof to my lip.

“OK-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” Twilight interrupts me again, placing her hoof to my lip. “Uh-” “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”She interrupts me again, placing her hoof to my lip again.

A few minutes pass with her on top of me, she finally speaks. “So. You ready?!” I shake my head. “Then let’s go!” She jumps off, goes back into library. I get up. putting my bag back on and entering.

I enter in the library, looking to see Twilight has quickly gotten prepared for our special time. “So. You bring a banana?” She says all sexual to me. I shake my head. She looks excited. “I’ll go get the books.” She says again all sexual like.

While she goes upstairs, I open up my saddlebags to take out a condom, holding it behind my back as I climb up.

When I reached the top, I see Twilight laying on her belly on her bed, three books all opened, her reading them. She then notices me. She inches me closer with her hoof. As I near, I secretly take the condom I had behind my back, gently putting it on my genitals.

Finally, I jump onto the bed, landing on her. We start first by kissing, then getting a little real.

* * *

I walk out of the library, looking as fresh as ever. I see my Twily at the door, waving me away all sexual like, staring at my ass as I walk away.

Next I head over to Carousel Boutique. I see Rarity outside, putting the garbage away, looking all dissatisfied at it.

She sees me as I walk over. Instantly, she throws the garbage bag away, the bag landing on some poor pony’s lunch.

“Ah, Michael it’s so great to see again.” She gives me a big hug. “Yet I’m afraid that you may have to leave so soon.” Tears start swelling in her eyes.

“Wha..... but why?”

“Well you see, I’ve got a very important client from Canterlot coming, so I'm afraid we’ll gonna have to cancel our weekly lesson in-” She pauses, then flittering her eyelashes, “sexology.” She says last part all sexual like. She then kisses me on the cheek, my face blushing.

“Well I guess we can skip a session. Oooh, I was so looking forward to it.” I say all whining like. “But business is business, right?”

“Oh, yes. But I can guarantee that next week, we’re have a ball.” She says with her face and mine locking into each other, muzzle touching muzzle.

“Well see ya ‘til then.” I say as I walk away from her. Rarity blowing a kiss to me as I turned my head around to catch with my mouth.

I say silently to myself. “Do you think Sarah will be mad if I tell her that I’m secretly sleeping with two main mares of the show?” I just give a shrug of my shoulders.

I walk over to Sugarcube Corner to go and try to get a snack. I enter the shop, seeing all different ponies in a long line to the counter.

I again see Derpy, whose coming towards me to the exit with a bag in her mouth. As she sees me, she gives a small smile at me, her face blushing.

Me thinking at that moment,’Geez, I have sex for one night with a gray cross eyed pegasus, now all of a sudden, she starts flirting with you.’ I say in a grumpy manner in my head. ‘Oh well.’

After a while through a long line, it’s finally my turn in line. I see Pinkie behind the counter, taking out a pan of cookies, then starts looking happy when she sees me.

She lays the cookie pan on the counter then saying: “Oh, it’s so nice to see you!” Saying all happily. “So how the rocks go this morning? Did your discount work?” A short pause. “You know, if you wanted them for free, you and me just have to-” She says all sexually, flittering her eyelashes at me.

“Yeah yeah, I know” I turn my head away from her a second, smiles, then turns back to her. “I still can’t believe your still a virgin?”

“What can I say, maybe I”mma.” Looks at me sexually like. “Saving it up for somepony special.” Pinkie again looks all sexual at me, flittering her eyes at me again. Me blushing a little.

“Ooooooookkkaaayyy........... so um, can I just have a muffin?” I ask her.

“Oh sorry, we’re all out! Some certain gray mare from before bought all of them!” Pinkie leans closer to me, whispering, “She told me to tell you that she has a very special surprise for you.” Squee

A look of shock comes on my face. “A surprise? From Derpy?!” I yelled out, the ponies behind me looking at me weird. I turn my head towards them, give them a fake smile, waving. “Um, heh heh.” I quickly back out of the shop, seeing them still looking at me weird.

After a while, I regain my original walking stance, now walking towards my house.

“A surprise I see. I hope it’s good.” After walking a few feet, I stop to question myself. “I did use a condom, right?” I just merely strug, continuing to walk.

As I near closer to my house, which is on the outskirts of Ponyville, just far enough from the Apple family farm, I see Dr. Whooves looking at me, and boy does he look angry.

As I walk by him, I try to avoid him, even though he keeps staring at me.

Instantly, he rushes at me, pinning me against a wall. Him now staring at me angrily, eyes all red, puffing out smoke from his nostrils.

Before he speaks to me, he calms down a bit. “So I heard about your little “adventure” from last night from a very “special” friend of mine!”

"”Special” friend. Look, if this is about Derpy, then I can honestly tell you that we didn’t plan to have sex. We just had a few drinks and-”

“And you did it.” The Doc interrupts me.

“Did it? Did what?” I questioned him.

“Oh, so she hasn't told you yet of the ‘good news’.” He says all cringeworthy, still mad.

Instantly, he walks slowly back to where he was before, still giving me angry stares. As I walk away, I turn my head to look back at him, seeing him now flipping me off.

“Ok, rude. And is it really alright to say that a mentally challenged pony is your “special” friend? I say as I walk away, then giving a strug.

* * *

“Alright, so that’s it. I should go home and finish putting more rocks in my garden.” I turn towards my house, looking at the different ponies on the way back.

I see the CMC entering out of the post office, then all three seeing me, giggling, laughing on the inside.

“What is it with me today? At least, I think that it’s me.” I strug.

Walking back seemed to really tick me off. Everytime I saw and passed by a pony, they either giggled, laughed on the inside, or give me a suspicious face. “Seriously, what is going on here?”

As I got closer to my house, I could see a strange cart parked in the front yard. I look at the color of it. Green. Uh oh.

I slowly walk to the front door, taking in a small peek from one of the windows. There I see: Sarah was sitting with both Twilight and Rarity on my green couch, hooves spread out on coffee table, all seem to be laughing at something, eating a bag of chips and a can of dip. My chip and dip.

“What the hay is going on here?”

I walk right up to the door, then just gives a short light knock. The girls however seeming to not notice it yet.

I open it.

“Uh, hello!” They don’t seem to notice me. Weird.

“Hello!” Nope.

"HELLO!!!” Nope

“What the? What’s going on here?” I say quietly to myself.

I walk up closer to them, Rarity finally seeing me.

“Oh there you are.” She says to me, the others smiling at me.

“Oh now she says it.” I say quietly to myself.

“Why we were just-”

“Just about to do what?! About to do something with my girlfriend!” My face gets all mad, teeth moving against each other.

Sarah gets up, walks over to me. “Um, we’re not even in a relationship Mike. We’re just friends. Remember.” Sarah says to me after my recent outbreak.

What. “Wait. You mean we’re not together?” I ask confused.

“Uh, yeah. Don’t you know I’m in a relationship with somepony else.”

“Um....., maybe.” I lift my two forehooves up in a strug position. “Then what are you doing here?” I question her.

“Oh, Twilight and Rarity agreed to have a girl’s night out.”

“A girl’s night out? At my house.” I say to all three of them.

“Well why not? We have a weekly se-”

“Secession. We have a weekly secession. ‘Cause why not?!” I interrupt Twilight, putting my front hoof around her neck.

“Secession.So you both secede yourself from others?” Sarah asks questionably confident.

“Um yes.......Wait uh.., no!” I turn my head away from all three of them. Rarity and Twilight looking confused.

Sarah walks up to me from behind, putting her hoof around my neck, smiling at me. Then she whispers into my ear: “I know that you.” She points a hoof to Twilight and Rarity. “Three have sex once a week.”

I turn to face her, looking all embarrassed, face blushing a little. “You know.” I say to her while tears start coming out of my eyes.

“Yes.” She then gives me a big hug. Twilight and Rarity looking on, eyes watering.

We separate, me going towards the kitchen. “So, am I supposed to leave you all alone right now?” Right after I say it, Derpy flies in, landing on the mat in front of the door.

“AH!!!!!!” I run to her, zooming in on her, whispering silently, “What are you doing here?”

“Why, don’t you want to hear the good news?” She whispers to me.

I walk back into the kitchen, head slouched down. Derpy and the others looking at me. Derpy giving me a smile, while the others giving me a confused look.

“Mike.” Twilight says all serious, troublesome like. “What did you and this gray pegasus do?” She says all suspicious like. Then gives a devious grin, the other two doing the same.

“Um...heh heh.” I give a fake smile. “Alright, you want the truth.” I say all sad like, eyes watered. “The truth is that last night, I was at the newest club, and Derpy just happened to be there. Add in a few drinks, and before I know it, I’m in a hotel bed.” I say all fast and in a sad mood..

I sit down on the floor, hooves in my face, tears starting to dwell in my eyes.

Until just then, Sarah comes up to me, wrapping her front hooves around me. Then the others come by me to hug me too.

It was truly a beautiful moment.The three mares I love (Ok, two.) all hugging me. It was glorious. It was magical.

“So now what do we do?” I say to all three of them still hugging me.

Just then Pinkie suddenly shows up, hugging along with us. A smile coming across her face.

“Uh, anypony interested in a six way?”

* * *

“I can’t believe I just did that.” I say to myself, lying in bed with Twilight, Rarity, Sarah, Derpy, and Pinkie. Sarah and Derpy still sleeping next to me, hooves on my chest. Twilight and Rarity both sleeping besides them. Pinkie I see out of bed.

“Well look on the bright side.” Pinkie says all cheerfully.

“And what’s that?”

“You get rocks for free!” squee

Pinkie starts hopping out of my house, humming a tune she had just come up with.

I look out the window seeing the sun rise, the rooster on the fence making it’s normal morning wake up call. I levitate my phone over to me, calling my brother.

“Uh yeah hi. So you won’t believe the night I had.” I say quietly to him on the phone, hearing him answer back. “Yeah yeah I know.” I hang up.

As I put the phone back, I see Sarah waking up, giving me a smile. I return one back to her.

I levitate myself out of bed, floating over to the bathroom.

“What am I gonna do to myself?” I say while rubbing my eyes shut.

The rest of them would come crawling (not literally.) out of the bedroom. Twilight and Rarity wearing sexy panties. Sarah wearing nothing at all, and Derpy wearing underwear. (Because why not.)

Then there’s a knock on the door.

“Who could that be at this hour?” Rarity says as she gets a glass of water.

“I don’t know.” I say while walking up to the door.

I levitate the door open, the others walking up behind me. As I open it I see Lucky Clover behind it.

“Uh hi, can I help you?” I ask him.

His face gets closer to mine. He whispers something to me. “I see you had a pleasant night.” He points a hoof to the four mares standing behind me.

“Uh, yeah.” I step back away from him. “What do you want my gray gigity bro?”

He whispers to me. “So, I heard about the news.” He points to Derpy, a smile now appearing on her face.

“The news.” I whisper to him back all nervous like, sweat on my face.

Lucky walks over to Derpy, whispers something in her ear, then says. “Oh, Ms. Hooves, I believe there’s something you want to share.” A smile appears on her face. Lucky wearing an evil look.

Derpy walks over by the living room area, making sure she’s the center of attention.

“I’m pregnant!!” She says while jumping into the air, landing on the coffee table then jumping one it, before landing beside it.

My face goes all surprised, shocked, but not too shocked. The others in the room giving shocked stares too, except for Lucky that is.

“Your...Your......what!“

“I know. I was shocked too.” She comes closer, putting her hoof around my neck.

“So let me get this straight: Your pregnant because of ME!!!!!!!” The other ponies in the room now looking at me all weird.

“Why yes! It is true. And you know what that means.” I give a worried look. “I’m gonna be a MOM!!!!! And you know what that makes you?”

“A dad.” I say quietly.

“A father!!” Derpy jumps up, hoof up in her face, all excited. “We can be a family!”

The others in the room start looking at me, giving me stares, Sarah coming up to me.

“Mike, is this true?” Sarah says to me all suspicious like.

I lower my head, sweat pouring down my face.

Then I instantly run out of my house, running all the way to Sugarcube Corner, leaving behind a trail of dust. I stop running when I reach the counter inside, looking at the Cakes, seeing Pound and Pumpkin on Mr. Cake’s back, bottles in their mouths.

“AHHH!!!!” I scream when I see them, immediately running out of the shop.

I start running all the way to Canterlot. (Yes, I ran the whole journey there.) When I got to Pony Joe’s, I see ten mares walking, each having a baby carriage, seeing a young pony in each one. I see a sign on the window saying: ‘Babies Eat Free Doughnuts Day!’.

“AHHH!!!!” I scream again, again immediately running back to my house.

When I get back, I run into the living room, having a fast landing onto my couch.

I still see all of them were still there. Three of them now looking at me angrily. Derpy still looking happy. Lucky snickering.

After many seconds, tears start to come out of my eyes, then I run into my bathroom, locking the door. Then just starts to sit down and cry on the floor.

“MIkey, are you ok?” Sarah says to me through the door.

“Go away! I want to be alone!” I say while crying.

“It’s Ok honey. Once OUR little bundle of joy comes, you’ll be fine.” Derpy tells me through the door.

“But I don’t want your kids, I don’t even want any kids!” I talk back to her.

Derpy now blushing a little, then pushing walking back to the others.

Sarah talks to me through the door. “Mikey, come out of there now! You need to tell us all about this. You need to talk to us.”

Sniff “And why would I. You're all just gonna be mad at me.” I say back to her, still crying.

Then Twilight walks over to the door, saying to me: “Mikey, I know this all can be hard for you, but if you just come out, we won’t hurt you in any way. We’re all friends here.” Twilight says to me.

Then at that moment, I realized something.

She just called herself and the others as my friends.

Something went off in me right then. It was the fact that I had friends.

Friends that didn’t care if I messed up or not, but friends that supported me through whatever.

Now that’s true friendship.

I open the door, seeing Sarah and the others. I quickly hug Twilight, her hugging me back. Soon the others would all do the same.

There we were. Friends. No matter what I did, they would forgive me for it. Looking at this beautiful moment, I felt loved. I truly felt loved.

Epilogue

(Eleven Months Later)

So there we are. Me and Derpy are at the Ponyville Hospital. She had just given birth to a filly. OUR filly. We could see it sleeping behind the glass in its cot.

The newborn appeared to be a boy, having a gray coat, a yellow mane and tail, and is that what I think it is.

Eeyup. That’s a horn, and a pair of wings. An alicorn.

“What the..........You just gave birth to an alicorn!” I yelled at her.

“I Know. Ain’t it great!”

gulp “This is going to be weird.”

“Why’d you say that? I think It’ll be fun!” Derpy saying all happy like.

“You just gave birth to a male alicorn! What will the Princesses do when they find out that there’s a boy alicorn amongst them!” I say all harsh, worried like.

“We’ll see Mikey. We’ll see.”

“Huh, fine. But I just have one question to ask.”

"Yeah, what is it?” She says, wide eyed.

“Uh, if you don’t know or haven’t heard, but I’m planning on moving to Vanhoover. Me and Lucky plan to live with each other”

“Yes.” She says while smiling.

“Well it’s just that this filly won’t have a father. I feel like I should help take care of it, you know.” I say to her sad like.

“Oh, it’s ok.”

“Really. Ya sure?”

“Oh yes. I can handle it.”

“Ok, but I guess if the child need to be babysitted, I can do it.” I tell her, hoof on her shoulder.

She pushes them away. “Don’t worry about it. Lyra and Bon Bon agreed to do the babysitting for me already.”

“Ya sure?”

“Yes.” A big smile appears on her face.

Immediately I start to hug her, feeling her patting me on the back.

“It’s OK.” She says all calm and reassuring. “You can go see him if you’ll like?” Her hoof pointing at him, sleeping,

I shake my head, opening the door to the nursery quietly, walking over to him. As I get closer, I see him still sleeping, wrapped around a blanket, horn and wings sticking out.

I give him a quick smile, gently rubbing his head. Before I walk away, I see his eyes opening, looking at me. Having hazel eyes, he mutters out something,”Daddy?”

I smile back at him, giving him a hug before finally walking out of the room, seeing Derpy smiling at me at the door.

And that was the last time I saw him.

Knock knock

Twilight comes to the door, seeing me with my suitcase and a bag. I’m wearing a convincing smile as she stares at me.

“Oh, hey Twi. Listen, I’ve been kicked out of my house in Vanhoover, annnnnnd I was wondering if I could stay with ya for a while.” I give her a big, fake, convincing smile.

A smile comes across Twilight’s face. With a wave of her hoof, she invites me in.

I give her a quick hug and kiss, then walks in.